The Meaning of......"Love" "A Man's perspective"

So the wedding is coming up....holy shit I feel great and look soo forward to marrying this girl. You know that right feeling you get when their is no doudt you just made a great decision and your feeling proud from it? Well I feel that all the time when I am with her. Thats love folks!

 

 

Matt & Krista

November 8th

Duluth, MN

 

Bring lots of sparklers and get ready for some bubbly and toasts!

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 1:41 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

Iam wayy crazier than you sooo....well think about it get back to me

Yes its permanent....wont wash out...looks like shit...people have been talking....doesnt match...is dorky....chicks laugh...

 

What is it? I would like to know but like that song by Faith No More we will never know what "it" actually is. ....waht the fuck....waht is spelled out like that showing haste...hence the haste me hardy....hence the haste. Remember that always "Hence the haste". So keep this in mind in your regular day and watch and listen and learn how hasty moved sometimes are all around us. Oh BTW I am right behind you..."mer he he heh eheeeee"...hence the haste...its creepy I know it but their is a light side. Yes my friend a light side like vanilla yogurt. It is yogurt but it looks like the sour kind yet tastes good and goes well with marbly cheeses. Speaking of cheeses I raninto a ex girlfriend of mine. Here is a pic of us a long time ago in a galaxy far far away in her pant drawer...I say this cause she said "I still have pictures of us.." I replied "Cream rinse pics....eww you naughty little psycho"...she giggled then told me she lives in the low income apartments next to my work (Or really my work since I pwn the business). Yes...I will miss that bitch..for every part of my soul she sucked out of me and for all the times she made me feel less than human. I will miss that stank pooter of hers and how she never fawking bathed...doesnt suck a dong and wont do doggy style. I will miss you cheese now kindly FUCK OFF and DIE. Sorry I cant show the picture is it NSF2o2P...seriously you will see toungue and youthfull hornynesses...it could start a range war!!

 

FAWKING A I MISS

1. George Carlin...you turned out to be an asshole goerge but you were funny as fuck...please send me a moon bean in the shape of a middle finger

2. John Candy You were just before my time John but I knew you got some ass...I loved SCTV and the time you played a security guard. Still trying to get your laugh down

3. Andre the giant ...All I can say is wow dude you could eat 55 eggs for breakfast and still body slam that fuckstick hulk hogan...or terry berry ruchi

4. Barry white...Barry you taught me that no matter if the bitch likes it or not I am singing dirty to her

5. Chris Farley... I met you Chris in church in Lindstrom MN I dont know if you can remember but you wouldnt buy my buddies moms christmas calender so you died...seriously you were the fucking bomb and I want to grow up just like you...except for the fat, drugs, and death....just like you

6. All the late might cougar action...yep I am getting married in Novemeber and its lights out on Frank the Tank...no longer will I be able to handle 1.5 older horney women at a time I will have to send them to my confidant my personal ass wiper and my groomsman Kris.

 

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!!!!

Kris is my groomsman...he talked his old lady into changing her last name  and he would buy her a ring so they wouldnt have to be officially married. Yes men he is actually one of the ones who went thourhg with the fucking gameplan. He cheats all the time...she bitches slaps ...hits him but he still cheats. She said it was ok but then the mistress called while they were at dinner and she flipped on the bitch switch and went meathead on him....haha fawker deserves it but that WASNT IN THE GAMEPLAN...HENCE THE HASTE MY FRIENDS...HENCE THE HASTE,

 

Here is the gameplan!!

 

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 10:45 pm EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

Thanks for all the fish (Laughs)

I am going to start my own fawking island...one where I am King and I do what I want. This island will consist of

 

1. ME

2. A rotating Herohm of hot chicks

3. The best in dark and lite beer

4. All the cigars in the world (Sorry fawkers I get them you go smoke your little pansy CIGARettes...bwahahaa)

5. A castle

 

My castle shall consist of the newest technology...not this passsed down from the military 25 years ago pentium computer bullshit I want the lightspeed chip sets they are using now and the 5th generation stealth camo so I can sneak up on my sleeping hot chicks and ....well thats for the king to know and you to imagine. I also want a fucking speed boat...A fast mother with a open bar year round and I will decree different shit all night long and if something I say is wrong later then I will also decree that I am king and you will have to listen....but wait you werent invited....what are you doing on my island? Get the hell out of here before I decree you into a steaming pile of half eaten, half cooked Steak Ums....damn I loved those...always did always will even though they are made from the skin of cow testicles. I have decided tonight that I can drink far more lite beers and stand up to boast than I can dark beers. This is very new news to me so hold back the FAWKING I TOLD YOU SO'S ,...PLEASE!

 

I have found great pleasure in drinking light beer...not only do I get to visit the water closet more but I actually can water the whole closet thanks to new water infused lite beer technology. Thanks to Coors I now am a living specticule of art meets human water fall. Thanks Coors....your da man...errr

 

 

You will pay evil hot ass bartender...you will pay!!

 

damn

 

 

 

so.....well.......aw fuck it.....and then.....uuuuhm.......wait I ...no I just had it...yep there it is...ahhh that feels nice

Dont jerk off ....jerk offs

Shit makes you go blind...cross eyed....weak at the knees and makes you wear womens undergarments. LOVE LIVE MELVIN

 

If you know who this guy is...you guessed it..your a masterbaiter

 

hahhaaa haaa spanky spankerton I hope you get caught. Speaking of which

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 10:19 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

www.WTFOMGSTFU.com

Seriously thats the new clan site for 2O4D...well who knows what to call the clan now. I still will go as 2 old 4 duty even if I am banned from my couch so eati it haters on both sides. The admins here at 2o2p have been blogging like someone stuck a George foreman grill under their ass but before placing the grill they turning it up to 10, cooked 5 lbs of bacon, 2 eggs and 7 breakfast sausages (Man that sounds good). Its a tough spot for any Admin making a call that the other members are split on. I run 4 web forums so I know its tough....tough as a Ford truck made between 1999-03 (7.3ltr diesel)...6.0ltrs suck donkey balls.  God damn I am hungry...I am soo hungry I could probly take a bite of 20% of Nintendos website

 

 

oooh my oooh my almighty

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 5:33 pm EDT | Permalink | 12 Comments

55,207 posts lost in 2o2p.com!

Holy shit who unleashed Doodirock!!

 

So their was a couple of clan members who started another site. Dood and his other guy didnt like the idea and are shutting down our clan. Mind you this is 55,207 posts that will be lost forever. These posts included past, proud servicemen and servicewomen who enjoy playing games and multiple subforums like the 40+ years old forum inside the topic area for 2o4d or 2 old 4 duty. Apparently we had our clan leaders who didnt or say they didnt have a chance to respond to any of the allegations before the call was made and their is alot of bad blood now being spilled all over MOMS FAWKING CARPET!

 

Guys please dont spill on MOMS FUCKING CARPET...OR YOU WILL LICK IT UP

 

 

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 1:00 am EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments