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The Meaning of......"Love" "A Man's perspective"

So the wedding is coming up....holy shit I feel great and look soo forward to marrying this girl. You know that right feeling you get when their is no doudt you just made a great decision and your feeling proud from it? Well I feel that all the time when I am with her. Thats love folks!

Matt & Krista

November 8th

Duluth, MN

Bring lots of sparklers and get ready for some bubbly and toasts!

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Iam wayy crazier than you sooo....well think about it get back to me

Yes its permanent....wont wash out...looks like shit...people have been talking....doesnt match...is dorky....chicks laugh...

What is it? I would like to know but like that song by Faith No More we will never know what "it" actually is. ....waht the fuck....waht is spelled out like that showing haste...hence the haste me hardy....hence the haste. Remember that always "Hence the haste". So keep this in mind in your regular day and watch and listen and learn how hasty moved sometimes are all around us. Oh BTW I am right behind you..."mer he he heh eheeeee"...hence the haste...its creepy I know it but their is a light side. Yes my friend a light side like vanilla yogurt. It is yogurt but it looks like the sour kind yet tastes good and goes well with marbly cheeses. Speaking of cheeses I raninto a ex girlfriend of mine. Here is a pic of us a long time ago in a galaxy far far away in her pant drawer...I say this cause she said "I still have pictures of us.." I replied "Cream rinse pics....eww you naughty little psycho"...she giggled then told me she lives in the low income apartments next to my work (Or really my work since I pwn the business). Yes...I will miss that bitch..for every part of my soul she sucked out of me and for all the times she made me feel less than human. I will miss that stank pooter of hers and how she never fawking bathed...doesnt suck a dong and wont do doggy style. I will miss you cheese now kindly FUCK OFF and DIE. Sorry I cant show the picture is it NSF2o2P...seriously you will see toungue and youthfull hornynesses...it could start a range war!!

FAWKING A I MISS

1. George Carlin...you turned out to be an asshole goerge but you were funny as fuck...please send me a moon bean in the shape of a middle finger

2. John Candy You were just before my time John but I knew you got some ass...I loved SCTV and the time you played a security guard. Still trying to get your laugh down

3. Andre the giant ...All I can say is wow dude you could eat 55 eggs for breakfast and still body slam that fuckstick hulk hogan...or terry berry ruchi

4. Barry white...Barry you taught me that no matter if the bitch likes it or not I am singing dirty to her

5. Chris Farley... I met you Chris in church in Lindstrom MN I dont know if you can remember but you wouldnt buy my buddies moms christmas calender so you died...seriously you were the fucking bomb and I want to grow up just like you...except for the fat, drugs, and death....just like you

6. All the late might cougar action...yep I am getting married in Novemeber and its lights out on Frank the Tank...no longer will I be able to handle 1.5 older horney women at a time I will have to send them to my confidant my personal ass wiper and my groomsman Kris.

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!!!!

Kris is my groomsman...he talked his old lady into changing her last name and he would buy her a ring so they wouldnt have to be officially married. Yes men he is actually one of the ones who went thourhg with the fucking gameplan. He cheats all the time...she bitches slaps ...hits him but he still cheats. She said it was ok but then the mistress called while they were at dinner and she flipped on the bitch switch and went meathead on him....haha fawker deserves it but that WASNT IN THE GAMEPLAN...HENCE THE HASTE MY FRIENDS...HENCE THE HASTE,

Here is the gameplan!!

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Thanks for all the fish (Laughs)

I am going to start my own fawking island...one where I am King and I do what I want. This island will consist of

1. ME

2. A rotating Herohm of hot chicks

3. The best in dark and lite beer

4. All the cigars in the world (Sorry fawkers I get them you go smoke your little pansy CIGARettes...bwahahaa)

5. A castle

My castle shall consist of the newest technology...not this passsed down from the military 25 years ago pentium computer bullshit I want the lightspeed chip sets they are using now and the 5th generation stealth camo so I can sneak up on my sleeping hot chicks and ....well thats for the king to know and you to imagine. I also want a fucking speed boat...A fast mother with a open bar year round and I will decree different shit all night long and if something I say is wrong later then I will also decree that I am king and you will have to listen....but wait you werent invited....what are you doing on my island? Get the hell out of here before I decree you into a steaming pile of half eaten, half cooked Steak Ums....damn I loved those...always did always will even though they are made from the skin of cow testicles. I have decided tonight that I can drink far more lite beers and stand up to boast than I can dark beers. This is very new news to me so hold back the FAWKING I TOLD YOU SO'S ,...PLEASE!

I have found great pleasure in drinking light beer...not only do I get to visit the water closet more but I actually can water the whole closet thanks to new water infused lite beer technology. Thanks to Coors I now am a living specticule of art meets human water fall. Thanks Coors....your da man...errr

You will pay evil hot ass bartender...you will pay!!

damn

so.....well.......aw fuck it.....and then.....uuuuhm.......wait I ...no I just had it...yep there it is...ahhh that feels nice

Dont jerk off ....jerk offs

Shit makes you go blind...cross eyed....weak at the knees and makes you wear womens undergarments. LOVE LIVE MELVIN

If you know who this guy is...you guessed it..your a masterbaiter

hahhaaa haaa spanky spankerton I hope you get caught. Speaking of which

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www.WTFOMGSTFU.com

Seriously thats the new clan site for 2O4D...well who knows what to call the clan now. I still will go as 2 old 4 duty even if I am banned from my couch so eati it haters on both sides. The admins here at 2o2p have been blogging like someone stuck a George foreman grill under their ass but before placing the grill they turning it up to 10, cooked 5 lbs of bacon, 2 eggs and 7 breakfast sausages (Man that sounds good). Its a tough spot for any Admin making a call that the other members are split on. I run 4 web forums so I know its tough....tough as a Ford truck made between 1999-03 (7.3ltr diesel)...6.0ltrs suck donkey balls. God damn I am hungry...I am soo hungry I could probly take a bite of 20% of Nintendos website

oooh my oooh my almighty

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55,207 posts lost in 2o2p.com!

Holy shit who unleashed Doodirock!!

So their was a couple of clan members who started another site. Dood and his other guy didnt like the idea and are shutting down our clan. Mind you this is 55,207 posts that will be lost forever. These posts included past, proud servicemen and servicewomen who enjoy playing games and multiple subforums like the 40+ years old forum inside the topic area for 2o4d or 2 old 4 duty. Apparently we had our clan leaders who didnt or say they didnt have a chance to respond to any of the allegations before the call was made and their is alot of bad blood now being spilled all over MOMS FAWKING CARPET!

Guys please dont spill on MOMS FUCKING CARPET...OR YOU WILL LICK IT UP

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2o4D support group

http://www.2old2play.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=47303

Awwww SHIT/.//......BOB SAGET

Hearing our cool clan was taken down by a couple of nittys gives me tourettes,,,shitballs my friends...hold tight to your shitballs

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODI........HEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPPPPP

http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en&fs=1

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ALRIGHT WHO KILLED OUR CLAN??

So we were just coming off the river to find someone stole the key to our clan posting privileges

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ I will trade you one fawking ball of pocket lint, two cat turds and a half a bottle of peppermint schnapps for the key...or this chick...you d#ll

So what that guy going to do with the bottle?

Damn the olympics were fun to watch. That fawker Phelps who looks like the skateboarder I wished I could have been really kicked some wet ass in the pool. He is like Charlie tuna on chicken.

Talk about a modest dude what a fawking AMERICAN GOD DAMN HERO....YEHAAWWWWW

so now it comes down to

2o2p Vs. 2o2p members

This is a story that has seen a sad ending. Our little clan 2o4d or otherwise known as 2old4duty or otherwise known as 2 old for the poopie or otherwise known as 2 old then you cant remember where you pooped and your sniffer aint working so you just go with it....otherwise known as "You guys pissed off the admins or 2o2p.com"....well ok I added that last part but the poopie part has to stay because its a true story.......shit on me

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The admins shut down our clan website. I cant blame them at all..that many people having that much fun has to be trouble

Here are some other troubling groups

Looks like too much fun there girls I will have to shut you down and beat you with the meat stick....dont worry I will only beat you with the tip.

Serigodamnisly...my new word for WTF, holy shit, fuck you..dont watch

me cry

I am super sad...super sad...I cried all morning long. I cried soo much I could see what I was brushing today...I cried soo much I didnt know I was eating potpouri instead of my oatmeal and I cried soo much they all called me a pussy at work

MY HAIR IS RUINED.....

Turns out none of the 2o2p guys took down the 2o4d clan topic area it was this pie nugget....fuck you pie nugget....fuck you and your cup of joe or joeline

Yeah he looks like he is taking a big ol shit!

anyways here are some crying asses cause my clan topic area is fucked.....damn you unfair feelings....Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmn yoooooooouuuuuu

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Weekend warrior turned douch bag :(

DAMMIT I sold my LAN ticket and I regretted it all weekend. I sold it to a really cool OLDIE here at 2o2p so that was cool and he needed it bad so I felt like I paid it forward. I saw the video of the bald guys playing rock band and became insanely jealous of their drum beats and hair cuts!! FAWKERS

Big thanks goes out to DOODIROCK for putting up

with those fellows and for bringing the community together. In other news I heard Mike James was up to his normal tricks of swapping apple juice for Jack Daniels and looking smart all weekend. Sorry I couldnt make it Mike guess my ass is safe for another year (HAH HA TOUCHE' EL DOUCHE')

Anyways my weekend was kinda lame I just had some local gals wash my G-ride

I also found the GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD!!

This bar is located in downtown historic St. Paul. At 9pm their were 8 hot female bartenders who proceeded to take their clothes off till close. They had those tight little booty shorts and the cameltoe was everywhere. I had soo much fun and the brewski's were $3 a pop...cheap for that ind of entertainment. I asked a cute...FAWKING cute waitress this

"Do people take their pants off here everynight?"

she said "Yep, after 9pm its like this every night"

"Is that sanitary...I mean I ordered a Pizza"

she laughed.....guess I never got an answer but whooo hew and I going back. It was a super secret police bar that had old police car doors hanging on the walls all fucked up and broken. I think it was called alleris...or allies...not sure but the eye candy was very fattening!! Best bar EEEEVAAAAARRR

ahhh here it is...alarys

YEAH THEY WORKED IN THESE CLOTHES...SERIOUSLY...rated best asses in MN by ME

Friggen awesome...

Stuck at work again....dur her...check ya later

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I CAN REMEMEBER

Whoa good news for future alzheimer patients.. I guess reserachers have discovered that a long time tool they use creates a fiber that wont allow a certain protein to attach to the brain nerve and thus halting the desease. They also made 2nd level studies showing a vaccine that tells the body that these proteins are bad and the body will start to attack the proteins...I mean really can we get some cures soon? I think they should create a nano machine that eats the bad protein and poops out nerve building proteins...now that would be great.

RUSSIA ATTACKS GEORGIA

Fuck you Russia quit killing the hot chicks

First of all SHAME on you Georgia for trying to be free of your bullying big brother and what the fuck were you thinking trying to build up a military prescence in areas you dont god damn belong. Second of all FUCK YOU Russia for not stopping your attack after a cease fire was asked for by the president of Georgia. ...do you have to ruin everyone elses land and kill their people like you did your own? Now we have Georgian troops coming back from Iraq to fight in their country with the aid of a USA convoy....THIS IS NOT GOOD!! What happens when the convoy gets hit by Russia and then we retaliate? Will the price of Titanium go up? And how will this affect the Russian doll market? The sex trade and future Vodka sales? God damn why cant these fucking morons just keep on the sunny side and enjoy life???? Why cant they??? Because their fathers couldnt, dad was bad! It usually takes a few generation to weed out the bad feelings of the past. Remember our lessons on slavery? I still see some white supremecy people running around and I shake my head..both of them at their prescense. Man those guys make a whitey like me look bad and I just want to put their fucking nuts in a vise.

Damn wemens from the Georgia

She is willing...maybe even for me???

LAST NIGHTS OLYMPICS ROCKED....HAHA EAT IT FRENCH FUCKWADS

HAHAHAHAAHAAAA The French said they were going to crush the United States swimming team and they almost did but the team captain CRUSHED...LITTERALLY FUCKING CRUSHED their captain in the 400meter relay...I wanted it and almost spilled my 2lbs of dinner mints all over the carpet. AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!! GO USA...NOW CAN WE GET CHEAPER GAS......(MAYBE)....AWESOME!!!!

FAWK YEAH!! This is what USA is all about...beating those FRENCHIES and Yelling out lound!! I am proud of you boys and so is President Bush who was in the stands. They showed replay after replay of Phelps yelling and flexing his muscles....It was fawking awesome.. TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

I AM SOO PROUD TODAY!!

Gimme a spoon full .....no not that

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A crack in the head

Yep thats a crack....here is a another

And another

And finally

Fawking amazing cracks I tell ya!

A big shout goes out to all the people to didnt have to work today (FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!)

Dude chicks are hot! Just thought I would mention that... Oh yeah remember this friday is first annual cougar day...if you see one whistle and raise those eye brows.

Thats a COUGAR!!

I rememebr whn I was young and the word "Cocaine" was used very sparingly...it was a dirty nasty evil word that only meant one thing....other people are evil who use this drug!!. In my early 20's I used C a little bit but I will never admit it. I will also never admit

1. I pooed my pants in 3rd grade

2. I accidentally ate a handfull of poo when I was 5 thinking it was just steamy fresh snow (Turned out to be snow covered...fuck you St. Bernard)

3. I caught myself masterabaiting...people have different words for it like spanking the monkey but the last time I spanked my monkey he didnt come home

4. I peed in a ketchup bottle at a fancy restaraunt when I was drunk once

Most of the embarrasing things in life often deal with excretion of bodily fluids.. take this for example...doesnt look that embarrasing at all

HOLY SHIT JOE TURN THE FAUCET OFF...YOUR GETTING IT EVERYWHERE

Chicks have bad aim I guess...maybe thats why they sit down. Speaking of sitting check this out

(She is super cute...I would definately eat her poop......I made a rhyme!!)

Remember kids about Cougar day on friday and also keep in mind that chicks are for fags

ta ta now

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I have to be able to kick somebodies ass

Are there people out there you just want to kick in the nuts? I mean I am not some angry shitball that lurks in darks corners and tries to trip grannys as they walk by...HELL NO I am not that guy but some people get my goat....they are and not limited to

1. The fucking 17 years old xbox 360 player who has just enough ball droppage to sound like an adult and replys very agrily to getitng his ass handed to him in COD4 (Fuck you)

2. The guy sho steals you spot when you are waiting for somone at the gas pump (FUCK YOU)

3. The guy who SHITS all over the gas station toilet and who has soo many evil demons in him they stilll linger for HOURS untill you get there (Fuck you)

4. The guy or laddy who sits on their phone at a 4 way stop (Fuck you I will kick you in the face and fist fuck you with that cell phone....oh hi...yes its your turn here I will wave.. go ahead now...bu bye now )

5. The guys who invented the xbox 360 startup green globe of boring (Fuck you and here is your stapler)

6. The evil bastard son of satan who invented LAG...yes LAG I say fuck you for all of us who bane in frusteration and have nothing better to do but pick our got damn nose and wipe it behind our ears....yes fuck you

WELP thats all the fuck yous I can think of...feel pretty good doesnt it now that you read somone fucking others...well fuck you too and while I am chasing you please enjoy the soft music and look down

Holy shit I almost forgot...who the fuck invented the phrase ..(Snort) Are you working hard or hardly working.....FUCK YOU you repeating bastard who cant remember they said this to me already like 5 fucking years ago and it wasnt funny then so if you say it again I will work on

A. Your uncle (you rememebr this bastard who touched your heiney when you were 8 and wanted you to play squeeze the hot dog...well I am going to give it to him hard with sand until you feel sorry for him)

B. The boss who fired you from that job you loved cause it wasnt your fault (Yep I am going to take him to dairy queen and video tape it and mail it to you..eat it beech)

C. Your pet goldfish....I am going to have a little chinese woman paint a PISSED OFF face on your gold fish so whenever you talk dumb to your fish you will know how dumb you are

D. Laugh yes laugh histerically the next time you say that to me and keep laughing so you get the fucking point that its funny as shit and move on...

CRIPES SAKES

Now anough about my antics more about your anty

I am going to bed now soo....SWEET DREAMS

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FAWK me running

So we got a new welder in the shop today and I had to babysit his ass all day long while I am fixing a show car. he actually didnt weld much better than me so I am kind of bummed and suprised. Just like the last 3 guys they come in all cocky and then after 2 hrs they are doubting their welds. We mfg alot of race and performance parts and he was welding oil pans today. Anyways I was fixing this MINT ASS 1967 American Motors Rebel that had some bonehead mechanic put together 3 fuggin times. I am balls deep when I see a crack in one of the heads. I slammed the brakes on the project and decided to come home for the day...of course draggin welder boys ass home cause he has a DWI. he says he quit drinking and then was telling me about this new Taylor acoustic guitar he bought and how he was getting wasted and playing it in the backyard last night...Yeah his idea of quitting drinking is like George Bush's idea of "Everything is OK and the economy is doing fine"

SPEAKING OF THE ECONOMY

Burny MAC IS DEAD!!

WTF!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE OF PNEUMONIA IF YOUR

A MILLIONAIRE COCKSUCKING HOLLYWOOD STAR?

Answer: AIDS

No freaking way this big smiling horny old crotch sniffer died of a pnuemonia without some kinky twisted fucktard stupid bitch situation. He was probly walking his pet chick while the other one (the one he locks in the closet) got loose and attacked them both and knocked old MAC into the swimming pool. Little did Bernie know he offended the pool boy last week when he had the pool boys mama over for some fun in the pool and water weenie jazzercise. Fast forward one week and the pool boy quits and SHITS in the pool that poor old MAC falls into inhaling hours old poo and thus suffering from FATAL PNUEMONIA.

Man did I go off or what!! Sometimes the line form my 2 working brains cells go directly to my fingers before checking with half ass working brain cell #3 to see if its ok

Tits

Well ok so the one on the left looks like she probly is holding back a FART and the one on the right looks like she held back too many.

GAt....I love them tan lines..Just so you girls know tan lines are like cheap lingerie and MEN LOVE THEM!!

In the above picture one of these girls hasd their underwear on TOO TIGHT! and one had their underwear on TOO LOOSE....can I get a medium here people???!?!?!

ok here is the medium

No shit this chick is only a 6 pack away from fo-filling all my dirty fantasies ...hope she doesnt pack a schnauzer

I have been searching the internet for over 17 years to find the BEST lesbian and here she is (Crissy Moran.....)

She is the best Lesbian in the world and has papers to prove it...she also has some decent footage as well

http://youporn.com/watch/22311

Moran....friggen morans I am surround by god damn MORANS

Alrighty then how about some BEEEEEEEWWWWWWBS

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Whats wrong with us?

Grow your hair out pull your pants down and quit your job!!

Seriously here is why our economy has been fucked. First let me state that I have a limited knowledge of the economy and can only offer my limited viewpoint from what I know and feel as a legitimate course of fucking. This great country of ours was born from back fucking breaking work. We didnt sit on our lilly white asses and dream up a USA we worked and fought through blood, sweat, pussy and tears (Ok I added pussy but thats cause I love it soo much). Around the early 1990's we struck a deal with China that would allow free trade and large corporations were able to build AUTOMOTIVE parts plants there. This spawned as Mexico was at its incline in automotive production and there was much greeed in the corporate eye. So basically here is how it works with a car mfg. They sit down 3-4 contractors and tell them

1. Here is where you will build your plant

2. Here is what you will earn over the years

3. Here is how you will deal with your employees as far as discipline and payment

4. Here is the length of the contract

5. This is your projected cost

So basically it is up to a willing contractor to abide and jump forward. With the influx of Hyundai to the market the big threee were starting to see a landslide and jumping from Mexico production to China and pacific rim. Fast forward a few years and we have a fuckload of small corporations getting their parts made there and then their is a huge influx of European items made possible by the British leaving China and China forgetting what assholes they were. So now in the last 10 years you almost cant find a fucking thing made in the USA at walmart, target, costco or anyother shitball reseller. Gawd damn I hate China sometimes yet I eat Chinese food with a Chinese doctor who has a fucking pHD in Chinese fucking medicine.

Chinese boobs..something about her says '''sheeee I am hear to a preeeese you"

HERE IS HOW WE TURN USA AROUND

1. Get those fucking retarded fucking moron Democrats and republicans the fuck outta here and put them in Alcatraz they have stole enough of our hard fucking earned dollars

2. Elect PRO wrestlers and I am not talking about those skinny little backyard fagboys you see on backyard wrestling volume 10 now with billys sister showing puss and flashing bewbers

3. Make every mom drive a fawking honda instead of a suburban when they dont have their kids

4. Take the jackasses who think a truck with leather is a luxury car and make them drive honda's too

5. Make honda Ford co.

6. Take away the god damn gas tax you ignorant fucktards

7. Get every kid from the age of 14 into the job market so they are out fucking and doing drugs like I was and raise the minimum wage to honest living standards based on AGE

8. Get the goverment to iron out their budget and have a health care reform like this

A. Every American is covered from foreign aid

B. Prescription drugs are not subsidized they are sold cheaper by drug companies and hospitals because they are sold in America

C. Stop the foreign aid until we patch up our own boo boos here

D. Hospital executives go on a 50,000.00 a year salary

E. Limit the amount doctors and nurses can make and keep those limits

F Reform the FDA and get them to acknowledge life saving and life risking faster

Uhh and a boob

AND FOR CHRISTS SAKE WOULD SOMEONE TELL CHINA OUR STEEL IS NOT FOR SALE??

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Blogathon!!

My blogathon has ended for today...I have to get back to work. Thanks for stopping by and as always...EAT IT

Now a boob

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Dont do it

Never ever punch your grandmother in the face! PLEASE

Case in point... I love my dear old granny. The other weekend I was giving my nephews a ride in my 1947 willys jeep on her property. She saw the jeep and praised how cute it was and how she wanted one. She said at the end of the day how much fun it was to see the kids on the hood and back of the jeep putsing around the grassy areas. SHE THEN TOLD MY MOTHER HOW SHE HATES JEEPS AND HOW SHE WAS WORRIED THAT WE WERE GOING TO KILL ONE OF THE KIDS. Normally this type of lying leads to head or gut situations with friends...you know the shitwads that do something stupid to you or your girlfriend (LOL) or then steal or break something of yours. (glad them thar days are gone). I felt sad and frusterated that my granny went from a sweet little old pie making happy smiley huggy wonder wrinkle to a lying old GAS BAG.

Ya never KNOW!!

And here are just a few boobs

FAWK YEAH

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