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Awwww SHIT/.//......BOB SAGET

Hearing our cool clan was taken down by a couple of nittys gives me tourettes,,,shitballs my friends...hold tight to your shitballs

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODI........HEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPPPPP

http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en&fs=1

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 2:47 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

ALRIGHT WHO KILLED OUR CLAN??

So we were just coming off the river to find someone stole the key to our clan posting privileges

 

 

 

 

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ  I will trade you one fawking ball of pocket lint, two cat turds and a half a bottle of peppermint schnapps for the key...or this chick...you d#ll

 

 

 

So what that guy going to do with the bottle?

 

Damn the olympics were fun to watch. That fawker Phelps who looks like the skateboarder I wished I could have been really kicked some wet ass in the pool. He is like Charlie tuna on chicken.

 

Talk about a modest dude what a fawking AMERICAN GOD DAMN HERO....YEHAAWWWWW

 

 

so now it comes down to

 

2o2p Vs. 2o2p members

 

This is a story that has seen a sad ending. Our little clan 2o4d or otherwise known as 2old4duty or otherwise known as 2 old for the poopie or otherwise known as 2 old then you cant remember where you pooped and your sniffer aint working so you just go with it....otherwise known as "You guys pissed off the admins or 2o2p.com"....well ok I added that last part but the poopie part has to stay because its a true story.......shit on me

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The admins shut down our clan website. I cant blame them at all..that many people having that much fun has to be trouble

 

Here are some other troubling groups

 

 

 

Looks like too much fun there girls I will have to shut you down and beat you with the meat stick....dont worry I will only beat you with the tip.

 

Serigodamnisly...my new word for WTF, holy shit, fuck you..dont watch

me cry

 

I am super sad...super sad...I cried all morning long. I cried soo much I could see what I was brushing today...I cried soo much I didnt know I was eating potpouri instead of my oatmeal and I cried soo much they all called me a pussy at work

MY HAIR IS RUINED.....

 

Turns out none of the 2o2p guys took down the 2o4d clan topic area it was this pie nugget....fuck you pie nugget....fuck you and your cup of joe or joeline

 

Yeah he looks like he is taking a big ol shit!

 

anyways here are some crying asses cause my clan topic area is fucked.....damn you unfair feelings....Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmn yoooooooouuuuuu

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 11:16 am EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments

Weekend warrior turned douch bag :(

DAMMIT I sold my LAN ticket and I regretted it all weekend. I sold it to a really cool OLDIE here at 2o2p so that was cool and he needed it bad so I felt like I paid it forward. I saw the video of the bald guys playing rock band and became insanely jealous of their drum beats and hair cuts!!  FAWKERS

 

Big thanks goes out to DOODIROCK for putting up

with those fellows and for bringing the community together. In other news I heard Mike James was up to his normal tricks of swapping apple juice for Jack Daniels and looking smart all weekend. Sorry I couldnt make it Mike guess my ass is safe for another year (HAH HA TOUCHE' EL DOUCHE')

Anyways my weekend was kinda lame I just had some local gals wash my G-ride

 

 

 

 

 

I also found the GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD!!

This bar is located in downtown historic St. Paul. At 9pm their were 8 hot female bartenders who proceeded to take their clothes off till close. They had those tight little booty shorts and the cameltoe was everywhere. I had soo much fun and the brewski's were $3 a pop...cheap for that ind of entertainment. I asked a cute...FAWKING cute waitress this

"Do people take their pants off here everynight?"

she said "Yep, after 9pm its like this every night"

"Is that sanitary...I mean I ordered a Pizza"

she laughed.....guess I never got an answer but whooo hew and I going back. It was a super secret police bar that had old police car doors hanging on the walls all fucked up and broken. I think it was called alleris...or allies...not sure but the eye candy was very fattening!! Best bar EEEEVAAAAARRR

ahhh here it is...alarys

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YEAH THEY WORKED IN THESE CLOTHES...SERIOUSLY...rated best asses in MN by ME

 

 

Friggen awesome...

 

Stuck at work again....dur her...check ya later

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 7:34 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

I CAN REMEMEBER

Whoa good news for future alzheimer patients.. I guess reserachers have discovered that a long time tool they use creates a fiber that wont allow a certain protein to attach to the brain nerve and thus halting the desease. They also made 2nd level studies showing a vaccine that tells the body that these proteins are bad and the body will start to attack the proteins...I mean really can we get some cures soon? I think they should create a nano machine that eats the bad protein and poops out nerve building proteins...now that would be great.

 

 

RUSSIA ATTACKS GEORGIA

Fuck you Russia quit killing the hot chicks

 

First of all SHAME on you Georgia for trying to be free of your bullying big brother and what the fuck were you thinking trying to build up a military prescence in areas you dont god damn belong. Second of all FUCK YOU Russia for not stopping your attack after a cease fire was asked for by the president of Georgia. ...do you have to ruin everyone elses land and kill their people like you did your own? Now we have Georgian troops coming back from Iraq to fight in their country with the aid of a USA convoy....THIS IS NOT GOOD!! What happens when the convoy gets hit by Russia and then we retaliate? Will the price of Titanium go up? And how will this affect the Russian doll market? The sex trade and future Vodka sales? God damn why cant these fucking morons just keep on the sunny side and enjoy life???? Why cant they??? Because their fathers couldnt, dad was bad! It usually takes a few generation to weed out the bad feelings of the past. Remember our lessons on slavery? I still see some white supremecy people running around and I shake my head..both of them at their prescense. Man those guys make a whitey like me look bad and I just want to put their fucking nuts in a vise.

Damn wemens from the Georgia

She is willing...maybe even for me???

 

LAST NIGHTS OLYMPICS ROCKED....HAHA EAT IT FRENCH FUCKWADS

 

HAHAHAHAAHAAAA The French said they were going to crush the United States swimming team and they almost did but the team captain CRUSHED...LITTERALLY FUCKING CRUSHED their captain in the 400meter relay...I wanted it and almost spilled my 2lbs of dinner mints all over the carpet. AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!! GO USA...NOW CAN WE GET CHEAPER GAS......(MAYBE)....AWESOME!!!!

 

FAWK YEAH!! This is what USA is all about...beating those FRENCHIES and Yelling out lound!! I am proud of you boys and so is President Bush who was in the stands. They showed replay after replay of Phelps yelling and flexing his muscles....It was fawking awesome.. TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

 

I AM SOO PROUD TODAY!!

 

Gimme a spoon full .....no not that

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 11:38 am EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

A crack in the head

 

Yep thats a crack....here is a another

And another

 

And finally

 

Fawking amazing cracks I tell ya!

 

A big shout goes out to all the people to didnt have to work today (FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!)

Dude chicks are hot!  Just thought I would mention that... Oh yeah remember this friday is first annual cougar day...if you see one whistle and raise those eye brows.

 

Thats a COUGAR!!

 

 

 

 

 

I rememebr whn I was young and the word "Cocaine" was used very sparingly...it was a dirty nasty evil word that only meant one thing....other people are evil who use this drug!!. In my early 20's I used C a little bit but I will never admit it. I will also never admit

1. I pooed my pants in 3rd grade

2. I accidentally ate a handfull of poo when I was 5 thinking it was just steamy fresh snow (Turned out to be snow covered...fuck you St. Bernard)

3. I caught myself masterabaiting...people have different words for it like spanking the monkey but the last time I spanked my monkey he didnt come home

4. I peed in a ketchup bottle at a fancy restaraunt when I was drunk once

 

Most of the embarrasing things in life often deal with excretion of bodily fluids.. take this for example...doesnt look that embarrasing at all

HOLY SHIT JOE TURN THE FAUCET OFF...YOUR GETTING IT EVERYWHERE

 

Chicks have bad aim I guess...maybe thats why they sit down. Speaking of sitting check this out

(She is super cute...I would definately eat her poop......I made a rhyme!!)

 

Remember kids about Cougar day on friday and also keep in mind that chicks are for fags

 

ta ta now

 

 

Posted by AMC401AMC @ 5:33 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments