Here we go

I soo want to T-bag Martha Stewart and then proceed to the spankings. Something about that old cougar gets my dough cooking! I was never really into the blondes much however.. I did have this girlfriend once when I was 17 and we were (uuhhum) doing it. I heard my old man come in the house and I was shooting the jokers ale all over her. I quickly grabbed the first thing I saw and threw it at her telling her to wipe up. I walked out of my room and sat on the couch and said hi to my Dad. He was walking down the hallway and she came out of the room ..hair all messy with a green shirt on a Jokers ale all over the front of the shirt. Old man didnt notice and I gave her a hard wisper "Hey dummy go change that friggen shirt!)....LOL But I prefer brunettes.

Look at this fawking ass!! Do some girls realy like the old schlong there? I mean it is a sight to behold but their is nothing glamorous about sticking the john thomas in the business end. Which brings up another story!!

I had a wild girlfriend and we were drinking at a home I was renting. I was taking a leak when she walked into the bathroom. We started getting it on shortly afterward and I had her bent over the sink. She wispered "You know you want to"...I said "Want to what",,,I was clueless! She said "Stick it in my butt". So I did and while we were doing it that way for our first time my buddies were banging on the door trying to get in and she was a grunting away and making girly noises I aint ever heard from a chick before...it was VERY EXCITING....bwahahahahaa

Thats all for now...ta ta and keep on the sunny side

FAWK IT!

Disclaimer: I care not for proper spelling or grammar to get my point across. This shall be a chronicalling of my personal adventures. I am 33 years old and a gamer since I was a lil wee chap. I live in MN USA and love paper airplanes, Jeeps, Beer and dirty jokes. I am althletic and someday hope to be the captain of the love boat. My phone number is 2 and I hope to see you at the Chicago LAN!

Please read my blog in a good mood or I will come to your house, rip off your cat or dogs tail or if your dog doesnt have a tail I will pin one on it and then rip it out, boil the tail and proceeed to eat the tail in a bowl with some currey. Next I will take all the handles off your toilets and the seats and leave with the door open and take your borthday away on ym way out.

Remember what I said about spelling and grammar now XD