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Posted by Biznass @ 2:17 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

The old ball game

I've lived in central Florida my entire life, okay okay the same county my entire life. I used to love baseball, I still have about 10,000 cards (mostly torn up by silverfish I assume, I haven't seen them in ages) but have never gone to a game. I lost interest in the early 90's then the strike pushed me farther. I really didn't pay much attention during the roid offs between Sosa and Big Mac. the Devil Rays came to town and have sucked for a good 10 years. Why the Tampa Bay area gets saddled with crap ownership I have no idea. The Bucs, Lightning and Rays have all started life with bad ownership. Well, the Rays have shaken the fleas off and I have a son now so I decided it's time for some baseball. He did very well, he was a little in awe for the first 3 innings but warmed up and was having a blast watching a dancing banana. He couldn't make it through the whole game, 8 innings and he was done. Not to shabby for a 3 year old. Before we got in the game he told me has to get a ball so on the way out we stopped at a stand. Well, after buying a ball he told me needed a bat. So I had to turn around and wait in line to get a little bat. They gave away gloves to the kids today so he should be all set. The Rays won btw, in the 10th, via a homer against the White Sox. I was happily on the interstate, listening to it on the radio.

Posted by Biznass @ 10:54 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

Burn baby burn

I got off work early yesterday, the week before a holiday is reaaaalllly slow. I stop and fill the tank half up. I'm driving home when it starts smelling like somebody is dumping fuel in my car, really bad fumes. So I put the windows down and the smell goes away somewhat. Long story short, the fuel line that plugs into the rail has decided to leak. My engine was covered in gas and I was high as a kite. I can't believe it didn't start a fire, if it was on the other end that connects to the metal line it would have dumped fuel all over the exhaust manni and it would have went up in flames. I also found out the the clutch is starting to slip. yeah.

Posted by Biznass @ 10:21 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

The new panhandling?

So I was at the gas station tonight when a beat-up F150  rolled into the pump next to me. Nothing to strange right? Well I've seen this gray pickup before, hauling the same 2 early 20 somethings. I saw what was coming a mile away.

The guy gets out and starts asking people if he can get a couple of bucks. He's far from home, the tanks empty, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time I've seen this kid. He gives me a sob story about how his car is in the shop for an alternator and he had to borrow his girlfriends (she's driving) dads v8 truck. Instead of calling this kid out I say I don't carry cash, and now I'm regretting it. I should have told him to get a job, read a book (how to change an alt in a car) or just to suck it. I'm almost certain that I'll see this kid again, in fact I'm going to be looking for him.

If anybody is buying booze or drugs with my money it's gonna be me!

Posted by Biznass @ 11:39 pm EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments

Hmmmmmm.....

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Q : What is worse than car shopping?

A: Getting a new cell phone.

I fskn' hate cell phone shopping. The wife and I went cell phone shopping for mothers day.  The bill?  $593ish.  Really,  600 bucks for 2 phones? Mine being $150? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! My a.d.d. was kicking in and I wasn't paying attention so the wife took over and the sales monkey took advantage. He loaded her up with a bunch of shit we (don't) need and I can't wait to check the plan that asshole set us up with for 2 years. We went this morning and returned over 4 bills of crap and got her the same phone I got that cost her $100 with a $50 mail in crapbate.  F you in the A , verizon.  The best part  was  the asshole that  sold her all that crap was working bright and early this morning. Sorry for your loss, ass.


Sorry if you sell phones, just be honest with customers. BTW, the phone she got was really nice, just sucked for it's prime function, making F#CKING calls.

PM

My wife wanted a pda to keep track of aps and other crap.  Got a palm and she's happy, thanks economic stim check.



I've been watching the gta4 tv for a good hour and it kicks ass. Wow, they put a lot of effort into something that some people will never see. Very cool.

Fake tits stuffed with rubies rule. Tiny dogs in vaggies rule. Did you notice the dvd decrypter "done" sound? RULE


Posted by Biznass @ 11:54 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments