I'm Elvis' Love Child

Tonight and some of Wednesday (day so HELLO EastCoasters I never play with!) I shall be on.

Why? You may wonder?...or not, I'll tell you anyway...

Duching and I are going to LAS VEGAS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

So. No clan night friday, I'll be drunk in Vegas.

So. No playing all weekend, I'll be drunk in Vegas.

So. No prestiging up on Monday, I'll be home popping Tylenol from being drunk in Vegas.

Fingers crossed, mommy wants a Mercedes.

*dances off*

Things to do when XBL is down

1)  Remember what your spouse looks like in person or what you used to do BEFORE you got that gold membership.

2)  Clean your house, make a real dinner.

3)  Watch TV.  Check your email.  Actually read all the forum posts from your clanmates.

4) Finally watch that DVD set you got LAST Xmas. 

5) Fuck it all, turn on the Xbox, and finish all those damn campaigns you've slacked off on.

This has been a COULOW moment.  You shall now be directed BACK to "the real world" where online gaming only exists for those techno-gizmo loving-I-have-Blu-Ray PS3ers and  fad addicted-I-don't-sit-on-my-ass-when-I play Wii gamers.

Why did I go with the Xbox?  *sigh*

On to Season 3. F.r.i.e.n.d.s.  Oh Chandler, you're so funny.

Don't play after 1130..

The idiots come out.  So, admist the fact that homegirl Coulow has now prestiged...AGAIN, yay level 2 on COD4 (and btw, am now a 6. Yee fucking haw), the idiots came out to play.  I got friend requests from assholes, AND some douchebag called me a fucking lesbian.  Not only in the game itself, BUT in a voice message too.  Yes, complaint sent.  The bastard also sent a voice message asking to be in our clan.  What the fuck.

You know, it's tough enough being a player.  I believe that there is a female gamer stereotype.  I try to not raise my voice, I try not to make "girly" comments, I try everything my DAMNDEST to not stick out like a woman player, and I STILL get harassed about it.

Imagine this, your wife, girlfriend, daughter is playing a game and is being harrassed.  Imagine that.  Your little girl is, well, not doing too bad (I succeeded him in kills) and your little girl gets called a fucking dyke, go kill yourself, eat shit and die.

Would that not bother you?

Tough skin is needed in gaming.  For all of us.  We all talk shit.  And I did tell my boyfriend duching about the event.  He had just come home.  He was upset.  Duh.  I decided to not play again over the weekend unless he was in the game with me.

I needed SOMEONE to atleast back me up and not laugh at the comments.  It's not just comments.  I get the full harrassment most of the time.  VM, FR, Spamming.

So.  Another day of gaming on silent.

Coulow. Out.

Paperplanes MIA

Can't get that damn song outta my head....it's to the point, I have patient's singing along with me as I wheel them down the hallway...sad. So sad.

Attempting Hard Bass on Rockband 2.  Little lady fingers are a tragedy on guitar, making triples and redundant doubles carpal tunnel inspiring. SO. Off to Bass.  It works for me.

I should go back to Call of Duty 4 so that duching doesn't cock block me into a lower ranking. He's off the Halo obsession OFFICIALLY and now a Call of Duty addict.  Screw the prestiges, I'll stick to 55 Prestige 2 at this point.  Rockband is maintaining my ADD levels.

VEGAS. NEXT WEEK.  Fuck yah.

COULOW. out.

"Screw you orange button. Screw you indeed."

Duran Duran Coulow Coulow

Started my bachelor's degree.  This will take awhile.....yawn...

Headed to Vegas Oct 1st. YEE FUCKING HAW!

Bought Rockband 2.  Anybody need me?  I'm not half bad.  Yah, I play on Medium Guitar/Drums and Hard Vocals, but hey, I'm always a guaranteed 95% or better. ;)

That is all.

Brain is fried.

Peace. COULOW out.