Since I'll get my ass kicked anyway

I am the recruiter for the Halo Clan DoB. I am a member of the COD4/GRAW/Tom Clancy clan PCP. Hrm. Will there be strife over this? Random thought. I think not since they are dedicated to different games. PCP doesn't play Halo. DoB doesn't play COD4. Some members play both, but the clans are dedicated to certain games on their clan nights. We shall see if a lynch mob arises. That is all. Sing is Mary J...no mo drama....

Posted by COULOW @ 7:43 pm EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments

Mathist

I hate Math. Just sharing. But thanks to working AGAIN with a certain Radiologist who is older than dirt, I know to find the approximate volume of a cyst is the Radius cubed. Pi times R cubed. You can all sleep now. Ah. So....I played Halo last night. Yay for the DoB looking over my suckiness and admiration of cookie making. I was all bitchy about playing, quite literally, all afternoon into evening Sunday and not finding anyone to play with. Mee to the Moos played COD4 with my stank ass, and I appreciate. I just...want to play with people who don't yell at me. That sounds gay. But I'm hoping I get my point across. That's why I started the clan search. That's how I found 2Old2play. Other people to play with who aren't 10 yrs old and tell me I suck. Maybe hearing it from someone my own age (that I die too much) is less of a blow to my ovaries. Insert shrug here. I still play Halo with my Halo Clan DoB. I still play COD4 with my FPS Clan PCP. They are separate enties with separate clan affiliations. Halo based, and Tom Clancy/COD/GRAW based. It's all etiquette. Why be in 2 clans that play the same game? Specialized clans are more my taste. I am a jack of all trades, master of none. However, today I proved I'm one bad ass CT Technologist. I rule the Cardiac CT Angiography world. Just tooting my own horn if anyone cares or doesn't. Which reminds me, if there was a game, that more properly visualized death realistically, enter pause here, man, that would be bad ass. To actually see trauma to your victim's spleen? That's a very bloody organ. I sound like a serial sicko. Healthcare worker. Go fig. COULOW out.

Posted by COULOW @ 7:13 pm EDT | Permalink | 7 Comments

Headsprung

I'm working the early shift this week. 7-3, HOWEVER I just left work. Yay for overtime. Funny stories from work, but I'm too tired to share. Cliff notes: Pelvic Drain that was forced to fart before we could do the procedure, Fallopian Tube check that needed a speculum for a horse (they went thru 5 before they could find one big enough to find the cervix), and I blew thru 2 liter bottles of water. Rode my new bicycle to work, a Kustom Kruiser Roadster. It's bad ass, trust me. Sweating in places I've never felt before, feeling muscles I forgot exsisted and now, it's time for Disco Disco! COULOW. OUT. Continuing my gaming en solo because I suck and most people don't want to play with me. Enter violins and tears here. Boo friggin hoo. I'm out.

Posted by COULOW @ 8:33 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

Dicktionary

Hey there boys and girls! COULOW is out of work early for a Doctor's Appointment! So here's the word of the day to keep you amused!


Crotchtography

(craw-toch-ah-graffy) American English

Pictures taken of not so lady like Vah-jay-jays while exiting a vehicle (most common), reaching while in a short skirt, or bending over. Groomed or 70's Bushwacker's league, a pleasure to some, vomituous to others.

Ref: Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, your ex-girlfriend, or 4 lemon shots chased with tequila.

Posted by COULOW @ 4:38 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

Calvin Klein

Attention Horny Old Men: Even if you THINK your healthcare provider is the slightest attractive, that does NOT mean they want to see your uniab/stained boxers nor desire cheap pick up lines while you are prostrate and vunerable. It's not attractive. Move on. That is all. This message will self-destruct in your face. P.S. Your boner is radiopaque. We can see a semi-chub at 20 paces. Ew.

Posted by COULOW @ 10:28 am EDT | Permalink | 4 Comments