Things to do when XBL is down

1)  Remember what your spouse looks like in person or what you used to do BEFORE you got that gold membership.

2)  Clean your house, make a real dinner.

3)  Watch TV.  Check your email.  Actually read all the forum posts from your clanmates.

4) Finally watch that DVD set you got LAST Xmas. 

5) Fuck it all, turn on the Xbox, and finish all those damn campaigns you've slacked off on.

This has been a COULOW moment.  You shall now be directed BACK to "the real world" where online gaming only exists for those techno-gizmo loving-I-have-Blu-Ray PS3ers and  fad addicted-I-don't-sit-on-my-ass-when-I play Wii gamers.

Why did I go with the Xbox?  *sigh*

On to Season 3. F.r.i.e.n.d.s.  Oh Chandler, you're so funny.