Malice

Name: Malice
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Curling Ears

Picture this your six months old, just starting out in the world.  Learning the in and outs of your social interactions, whos the highest on the pecking order and making sure you leave them alone.  Learning why you and your mom run towards the sound of the truck horn.  The little things.

When all of a sudden your attacked by a vicious enemy one that you cant see or destroy without help from those of us lucky enough to be born with thumbs.  The parasite is a vicious blood sucker who crawls to your ears and attaches on your young soft tissue, injecting an anticoagulant into your ear causing a lack of blood circulation, and painful swelling that causes your ears to curl.

This is what I imagine the young calves feel each spring when the ticks come out.  And yes we hand pick the nasty ass things out of their ears, helping to heal the infection and straighten the ears.   It happens each spring, and its especially bad when we have warm winters like this year.

 

Why do I share this with you?  Because I just got done pulling hundreds of ticks out of ears, and I feel like ticks are crawling all over me (even after a shower) and wanted to share the feeling with the world.

So that little itch your feeling....

 

Suck it     

(has new meaning doesnt it) 



Posted by Malice on Mon May 1, 2006 @ 7:42 pm EDT | 6 Comments
wow thanks bro...i will sleep good tonight

Posted by on Mon May 1, 2006 @ 10:43 pm EDT

At least you werent deworming today.

Posted by wareaglebeene1 on Mon May 1, 2006 @ 11:24 pm EDT

defffinitely couldve lived without reading that man... sucky job though, i feel for ya, i def couldnt do it.

Posted by Corona_Crusader on Tue May 2, 2006 @ 12:03 am EDT

Ewww.

I got lyme disease from a tick about 8 years ago. Bastard got me when I used to do landscaping. It was the sickest Ive ever been.

Posted by Whamolla on Tue May 2, 2006 @ 8:54 am EDT

Ewwwww, thanks malice.

Posted by twistedcaboose on Tue May 2, 2006 @ 8:56 am EDT

Pulled a tick off of my head this weekend after yardwork. Skin has been crawling ever since. The shame of it is, when I was growing up, they were no big deal. Now a mosquito bite or tick can damn near kill you.

Posted by Rock on Tue May 9, 2006 @ 9:21 am EDT

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