Eviluncle

Name: Eviluncle
Joined On: May 25, 2005
Maintag: Gaius Caesar
Age: 40
Occupation: Red Shirt
Location: NCC 1701
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One more satisfied customer

Today started out great.

A customer brings back an automatic waterer that I sold him yesterday. He wants a refund because it leaks. Fair enough defective product get a refund or exchange.

I open the box and look at it and I see that it is put together wrong. I point this out to him. Bad move on my part. He gets all defensive and says he followed the directions included with it. I then tell him nope if you had it wouldn't leak. I take it apart in front of him and put it together the right way. It took all of 3 minutes. He looked flabergasted and still wanted a refund. I calmly tell him there is nothing wrong with it and I can give him store credit less 15 % because I will have to sell it as used instead of new. He tells me to forget it and he will never shop here again and storms out.

The customer that came in behind him asked wha that was about and I tell her he was trying to bring back an item that looked like a retarded 4 year old put together. She gets all red in the face and tells me her son is mentally retarded. I fire back don't let him put together waterer's.

Great day losing two customers in 10 minutes. Is it closing time yet I sure could use a drink.



Posted by Eviluncle on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 3:56 pm EDT | 20 Comments
I would have paid good money to have seen that! You dont have security cameras you could get ahold of do ya? ROFL

Posted by DragoonTamer on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:00 pm EDT

ROFL.... you really need to tape these.

Posted by SoupNazzi on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:05 pm EDT

Mr. Sensitive!

You can thank the fine folks at Wal-Mart for the general public's view of what is and isn't an acceptable return policy.

Posted by Big0ne on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:06 pm EDT

wow...A+ on the first cust...

Uber Fail on the second customer....

I give you a C- on the day.

Posted by lbsutke on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:14 pm EDT

It's like he's living a sitcom.

Posted by Big0ne on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:17 pm EDT

Yikes!

Posted by CrypticCat on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:18 pm EDT

ouch, thats no good. For real if you put in security cameras with audio you could make up in video sales what you lose in customers.

Posted by CMA on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:24 pm EDT

I just blew snot out of my nose. ROFL Having met Gaius, I can totally hear him saying this in a calm voice.

Posted by JollyRoger on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:31 pm EDT

lbsutke's alternate response:

"It's not all that bad ma'am, look at it this way, at least you have nice hooters."

Posted by CapnHun on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:37 pm EDT

First one HILARIOUS!

Second one UBER FAIL!

LOL

Posted by Stryker927 on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 4:59 pm EDT

thats awsome!!! I got fired from Bass Pro shop when I was a teen, because some old fisherman fuck was arguing with me on the price of a spinner bait, it was like $6 and he said he wasn't paying more than $4, for it, it was $4 at Wal-Mart, and he called me some punk kid, so I told him to take his old cheap crusty ass to Wal-Mart and get out of my line.....little did I know that a corperate head was in my line behind the old man........thus resulting in my firing

and thats why I dont work with the public anymore

Posted by sicrik on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 5:05 pm EDT

fucking priceless, gg Gaius

Posted by darth_chibius on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 5:19 pm EDT

WTF is a waterer? Is that a fancy California politically correct version of a sprinkler?

LOL at the story. I swear to God some days I just wanna quit my job and live in your shop so I can watch all this shit happen.

Posted by Castlemonster on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 5:30 pm EDT

OMFG LOL

Posted by ekattan on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 5:57 pm EDT

@castle it is a bucket with a float in it to water horses and other farm animals

Posted by Eviluncle on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 6:00 pm EDT

good job gaius!!! another satisfied customer!!!

Posted by drk_knight01 on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 6:14 pm EDT

I think you should star in your own reality show, Gaius.

Posted by anotherJay on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 8:06 pm EDT

omfg niceeeee now thats to funny

Posted by Caesar on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 8:21 pm EDT

Keeping your sanity and self respect is worth losing a customer once in a while. Besides do you really want the worst of the worst idiots wandering around your store, asking stupid questions and wasting your time because they never learned how to read directions? Let em go wander around some other store and make those people miserable

funny story.

Posted by Armorsmith76 on Thu Sep 4, 2008 @ 9:27 pm EDT

+eleventy

Posted by dkhodz on Fri Sep 5, 2008 @ 7:04 am EDT

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