I GOT ONE!

After reading Jeep's blog yesterday...I figured I'd sling one out there.

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an

 education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for

 some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to

 the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four

basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would

 have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that

 you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a

wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a

heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that

because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go

meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for

 Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."