Crying puppies, no sleep and kids playing Halo...

I am going to go crazy!!  My ex was supposed to come pick up the kids this morning....he still isn't here.  This means I got only a couple hours of sleep and I am grouchy!!!  Kids were playing Halo, fighting about 'screen cheating' and bullshit....so I made them turn it off.  I told them to go take a nap, but they don't listen to me at all....so now they are watching a movie.  They are being quiet now so I guess that's better than nothing. 

Mommy dog is not feeding puppies enough....they have been down there crying for the last three hours.  Neither sicrik nor I have seen her feed them for more than a couple minutes for the last couple days...so I don't think they are getting enough food.  I am sick of hearing it so now I am making them puppy mush, puppy food mixed with water and softened to a 'mush'.  I don't know what else to do with them and everything I've read says that at this point they are young, but old enough to start giving them the puppy mush....which is what I'm going to do.  Anyone else have any ideas?

OK, I am just ranting, misc thoughts running through my head all at once because I NEED SOME GOD DAMN SLEEP!!!!  So yeah, I'm done.  After I get a few hours of sleep sometime today I might post some hotties....not to be an attention whore or anything as I've been told I am by some people...but just because I like hot chicks and I like to share hot chicks with everyone.  Yes, I know people can find them everywhere...but I like it so eat me!! 

I need a nap.

Puppies....

are 18 days old now.  Eyes are open and they are starting to walk around instead of scooting around on their bellies, lol.  They are so damn cute!!  Anyone want one? 

'Short Bus'

again...

'Hawk'

'Snoopy'

'Freckles'

My youngest son Kory is the one posing with them....he is pretty darn cute too, lol. 

Happy Tuesday!!
~Durty~

Birthday recap....

We had a party last night for Sicrik over at 'The Funeral Home'...that would be a friends house that he calls the funeral home, lol. I guess it works cuz he has about half a dozen caskets strewn all over the place as well as an autopsy table and random shit like that....but I digress. Had about a dozen people there or so...not sure, I didn't count. Not too big, not too small....just close friends and their bitches. About six different kinds of beer as well as my Gin and Red Bull....which I drank most of by myself cuz everyone else is pussies. Good night all in all, no fights, no one had attitude and every had a great time.

I thought I'd post some pics from the fun....enjoy

Sicrik and our friend Tom....they loves each other.

Random people, the skeleton, part of a casket...random shit.

Sicrik and Greg, he's the weirdo who owns the house.

Sicrik and The Sasquatch (Richard)

The skeleton and I had a special moment together...

Jeff and I...I like to lick people when I'm drunk.

Richard wanted to give it to Tom REALLY bad!!

Someone stole the camera from my drunk ass....

I loves my man....Happy Birthday Baby!!

As my clanmates say....

Tits or GTFO

In the sand...

Orange

Suds

Pinch

A little higher...

Whip Cream...

Bath time

Tropical

White Linen

Happy Tuesday!

~Durty

Johnny Cash (awesome) + Cypress Hill (cool) = Everlast (shit)

Has anyone else heard this shit yet?

Everlast went and did a cover of one of my favorite Johnny Cash songs, 'Folsom Prison Blues'.....and it is absolute shit. After mixing in some Cypress Hill 'Insane' and some random squeals and other noises they have accomplished what has surely made Johnny roll over in his grave. Thankfully this dumb shit waited until after The Man In Black died or Johnny most definitely would have shoved his big black boot up Mr. Dumbfucks ass. Seriously, this cover is the absolute worst cover of any song that I have ever heard. It sucks total ass.

So, for Johnny....here is the original....and some others of his that I really like. I had a hard time picking between all the songs of his I love...but these are the ones you get, lol.

'Folsom Prison Blues'

'Man In Black'

and Johnny's cover of Trent Reznor's 'Hurt'....this song makes me cry every time I hear him sing it, the pain in his voice makes it so real. He definitely took this and made it his own.