Crazy Neighbor

So I have this Lady that lives across the street from me that is one of those Hick desperate housewife types, she likes to go out and wash her huge ass truck in a bikini. So anyway I have someone ring my doorbell yesterday, I open the door and I hear her ask if she can talk to me for a second, I go out and close the door behind me becasue I know even when she is happy she has a case of foul mouth diarrehea and I didnt want my kids to hear it. So I am standing there and she procedes to tell me that she is tierd of my dog shitting on her f'n yard.........I stand there in wonder for a moment for two reason 1.) my dog is always tied up unless the kids accidently let him out which in all honesty doesnt really happen that often, they are getting better about watching for him. 2.) My dog is one of at least a dozen small dogs in the neighborhood, how could she possibly know that every piece of shit in her yard is my dog's? I then proceed to tell her that yes some of it could possibly be stitch's but not all of it becasue he is tied up except on the rare ocassion that he gets out. she cuts me off and proceeds to yell so I calmly ask her to please let me finish my sentence, she refuses throw's a few foul words my way and proceeds to tell me my dog shits in their shoes. Um no, first of all we leave our shoes by our front door and he has NEVER shit in them EVER, secondly that is a cat trick -- and she has three cats and thirdy what the kinda people leave their shoes outside anyway. So she then proceeds to tell me that she is going to call the cops, I laughed and told her to call the cops. Needless to say she must have realized how crazy she sounded and not called or maybe she did call and they laughed at her but either way I never got a visit from the cops.

Oh, just a funny side note, we can't leave or garage door open for any length of time unless we are standing in it becasue he son's com over and steal my kids bike, scooters and toys outta the garage. I can't tell you how many times I have caught her kids riding my kids bikes around the neighborhood...LOL!

P.S. Even though the door was closed my kids heard her yelling at me an the foul words that came outta her mouth. When I went inside my 4yo said mommy I dont want the police to come arrest you and take you away, I laughed and said that isnt going to happen baby!

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My Current Lone Tattoo

This is the only Tattoo I have at the moment, I got it over the summer and I designed it myself. It is a celtic mother's love knot with my three kids name's around the outside, the tattoo is located on my right shoulder. This is one of those tattoos I will never regret, and the kids think it is totally cool that I have their names inked on me! Hopefully this summer I will be adding to my collection of body art with my second tattoo, which I talked about yesterday in my blog. Enjoy!! Oh by the way, I better not hear a word about my damn freckles...........I hate them!




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New Tattoo

So I have been trying to decide on my next tattoo for about a year now. I have had this idea in my head the whole time as to what I wanted..........and I was surfing around looking at different tattoo and I found one VERY close to what I was imagining in my head. I have always been intrigued with ancient Egypt, and wanted to become an Egyptologist's at one point but there are only 2 schools in the US that offer this and they are unfortunately not in my location and with a family you can not just pick up and move on a whim. So, I settled on reading all about their lives and art and I soon grew an affection for the eye of Horus symbol and the story behind it, so that is how I choose the eye. The only difference is I wanted more color in mine and I wanted the eye to be blue, whatcha think, I would get it on my lower back??




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Gym withdrawal........finally got my fix

As most of my clan mates know my husband Whistler is a work-out and Triathlon-aholic, so he is always at the gym, on his bike, or running. Well, I finally decided that I wanted to join in on the fun, and guess what I LOVE going to the gym. I missed going last week because our car was in the shop and I thought I was going to die. I went back today and I think I might regret it tomorrow I worked myself so hard, but damn it I had to make up for that lost week. I usually go to the gym with my workout clothes on and then just go home and shower because of the locker room sights and I have a slight germ issue..........all I can think about when I am in a gym shower is what kind of person was there before me and what possible nasties they might be carrying. I know, I am bad, I didn't ever in my life have germ issue til I have kids, now I am thinking about them all the time. At the theater I wonder how many men have farted on the seats or how many kids have tossed their cookies on them. Don't get me wrong I am not like Monk (although I have been accused), I don't carry hand sanitizer or antibacterial wipes and wipe everything done, okay maybe I am a little OCD about germs....LMAO.......you got me!

So back to my original subject, I am hoping that with my new workout routine maybe next year I can do a triathlon with Whistler and who knows maybe even do better than Whistler......... hey I can dream!!

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Ode to Jeep........see what you started!

Here is me!!



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