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Crazy Neighbor

So I have this Lady that lives across the street from me that is one of those Hick desperate housewife types, she likes to go out and wash her huge ass truck in a bikini. So anyway I have someone ring my doorbell yesterday, I open the door and I hear her ask if she can talk to me for a second, I go out and close the door behind me becasue I know even when she is happy she has a case of foul mouth diarrehea and I didnt want my kids to hear it. So I am standing there and she procedes to tell me that she is tierd of my dog shitting on her f'n yard.........I stand there in wonder for a moment for two reason 1.) my dog is always tied up unless the kids accidently let him out which in all honesty doesnt really happen that often, they are getting better about watching for him. 2.) My dog is one of at least a dozen small dogs in the neighborhood, how could she possibly know that every piece of shit in her yard is my dog's? I then proceed to tell her that yes some of it could possibly be stitch's but not all of it becasue he is tied up except on the rare ocassion that he gets out. she cuts me off and proceeds to yell so I calmly ask her to please let me finish my sentence, she refuses throw's a few foul words my way and proceeds to tell me my dog shits in their shoes. Um no, first of all we leave our shoes by our front door and he has NEVER shit in them EVER, secondly that is a cat trick -- and she has three cats and thirdy what the kinda people leave their shoes outside anyway. So she then proceeds to tell me that she is going to call the cops, I laughed and told her to call the cops. Needless to say she must have realized how crazy she sounded and not called or maybe she did call and they laughed at her but either way I never got a visit from the cops.

Oh, just a funny side note, we can't leave or garage door open for any length of time unless we are standing in it becasue he son's com over and steal my kids bike, scooters and toys outta the garage. I can't tell you how many times I have caught her kids riding my kids bikes around the neighborhood...LOL!

P.S. Even though the door was closed my kids heard her yelling at me an the foul words that came outta her mouth. When I went inside my 4yo said mommy I dont want the police to come arrest you and take you away, I laughed and said that isnt going to happen baby!

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My Current Lone Tattoo

This is the only Tattoo I have at the moment, I got it over the summer and I designed it myself. It is a celtic mother's love knot with my three kids name's around the outside, the tattoo is located on my right shoulder. This is one of those tattoos I will never regret, and the kids think it is totally cool that I have their names inked on me! Hopefully this summer I will be adding to my collection of body art with my second tattoo, which I talked about yesterday in my blog. Enjoy!! Oh by the way, I better not hear a word about my damn freckles...........I hate them!

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New Tattoo

So I have been trying to decide on my next tattoo for about a year now. I have had this idea in my head the whole time as to what I wanted..........and I was surfing around looking at different tattoo and I found one VERY close to what I was imagining in my head. I have always been intrigued with ancient Egypt, and wanted to become an Egyptologist's at one point but there are only 2 schools in the US that offer this and they are unfortunately not in my location and with a family you can not just pick up and move on a whim. So, I settled on reading all about their lives and art and I soon grew an affection for the eye of Horus symbol and the story behind it, so that is how I choose the eye. The only difference is I wanted more color in mine and I wanted the eye to be blue, whatcha think, I would get it on my lower back??

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Gym withdrawal........finally got my fix

As most of my clan mates know my husband Whistler is a work-out and Triathlon-aholic, so he is always at the gym, on his bike, or running. Well, I finally decided that I wanted to join in on the fun, and guess what I LOVE going to the gym. I missed going last week because our car was in the shop and I thought I was going to die. I went back today and I think I might regret it tomorrow I worked myself so hard, but damn it I had to make up for that lost week. I usually go to the gym with my workout clothes on and then just go home and shower because of the locker room sights and I have a slight germ issue..........all I can think about when I am in a gym shower is what kind of person was there before me and what possible nasties they might be carrying. I know, I am bad, I didn't ever in my life have germ issue til I have kids, now I am thinking about them all the time. At the theater I wonder how many men have farted on the seats or how many kids have tossed their cookies on them. Don't get me wrong I am not like Monk (although I have been accused), I don't carry hand sanitizer or antibacterial wipes and wipe everything done, okay maybe I am a little OCD about germs....LMAO.......you got me!

So back to my original subject, I am hoping that with my new workout routine maybe next year I can do a triathlon with Whistler and who knows maybe even do better than Whistler......... hey I can dream!!

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Ode to Jeep........see what you started!

Here is me!!

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Hottest Chic in Metal

Who do you think is the hottest chic in metal?

Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation

Sabine Classen from Holy Moses

Maria Brink from In this Moment

Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil

Liv Kristine from Leaves' Eyes

Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy

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Mother's.....What can ya do!!

I have been trying not to get to personal in my blogs thus far but I have to get this off my chest.

My mother came to my and Whistler's home for Thanksgiving, keep in mind I have not seen my mother in a few months so I figured her coming wouldn't be that bad, after all it was just a few days. Before she gets here Whistler and I have to prepare.........she will fall asleep on the couch with the TV on all night and Whistler is very protective over his baby (the TV) and hates when it is left on all night. So in preparation we move the big screen into our bedroom and set up the 37 inch in the living room. So my mother arrives, the kids are excited, I am waiting for that mean jab from my mother about my weight, hair, makeup or whatever she can find. I look around where is Whistler............nope not there to help bring in the luggage, not in the living room or restroom........wait...........there he is in the bedroom lying on the bed playing xbox..........he was hiding out! Okay, don't get me wrong, I don't blame him I would hide to, but I was hoping he wouldn't!!
So the rest of the holiday goes good.......Thanksgiving dinner was awesome......I made a great creamed corn casserole. On black friday my mother had it in her head that it would be cool to go shopping......hang on while I swallow the vomit in the back of my throat.......I say okay but dont really want to. We get up go shopping, mom buys me a VERY nice Christmas present, somtimes I think she does it to make up for the fact that she was such a shitty mother while I was growing up!! We go back to my house and my mother offers to watch the kids so Whistler and I can go watch the Mist (good movie......bad ending). Whistler and I go to the movie, have a good time, cant wait to get back to the kids after seeing the movie. Walk in the door and all the kids are sleeping in the living room, put them in their beds. I then garb my old cellphone because I am giving it to my grandmother for Christmas and proceed to delete all my personal information off it while my mother comes and sits down beside me......she is DRUNK.....I can not hardly stand to sit there, every breath I take I smell the stinch of alcohol on her breath. But I get through it hand her the phone then tell her that she will have to help grandma set up the voicemail, my mother has the same provider so I figured it was a no brainer. WRONG..........she slurs out that she needs me to tell her how to set it up.......ummmm OK.....I tell her three times in small short words and sentences each time I get more and more frustrated that she cant even follow simple instructions she is so trashed. All I can think about the whole time is how pissed I was that she sat in my home watching my three babies getting trashed! I finally blow up at her and tell her I am done trying to explain it to her and I was going to bed!!

Guess what!! The next morning when she was sober she knew exactly how to do it............OMFG!!!

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Gonna get egged!!

So I already know what I am about to say is going to cause a huge uproar, but I have to say it anyway!!

I want to apologize for not playing with anyone as of late, I have a very good reason, I am not in LOVE with Halo 3 like the rest of the people on my friends list. Sure it is okay to pop in every once in a while and kill a few people.......BUT.......It is not my game, I don't suck at it I just don't like the atmosphere that comes along with the game. Halo make people even the calmest and nicest of people become filled with rage and hate, what is it about this game? I have to wonder if Bungie put some kind of subliminal messages in the game like.......HATE EVERYONE or KILL KILL KILL or IF YOU DON'T WIN YOU SUCK ASS!! Seriously, I don't get it....I have been called some of the most horrid names......but only while playing Halo. I have had team mates totally blow up at me while playing Halo, ummmmm it is just a freaking game people come on!

So, to pass the time until the Halo craze dies down I have been playing other games like PSU or Blue Dragon by myself or with the hubby (Dr Whistler) except on Mondays when everyone decides to pry themselves away from Halo to play some GOW!!

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The most wonderful time of the year......my ass!!

We were in Wal-mart doing our weekly shopping when I got my first taste of the Wonderful christmas season that is to come. I am walking down the isle, mind you I am not going slow because I like to get in and get outta there as fast I can, Wal-mart is not my favorite place on earth, yet we end up going there way to often! Anyway walking down the isle and this lady comes flying down the isle beside like if she doesnt make it to the hair product isle fast enough all the items on the shelf will self destruct. She hits my hand with her cart -- which by the way pisses me off -- so I laced my fingers through the mesh metal of the cart to slow her down. Wow, I created a freaking monster, I think she got Cart rage or something she turns beet red as she screams EXCUSE YOU and yanks her cart outta my fingers and continue's to fly down the aisle towards her destination taking out anyone in her path! WTF was that .......what ever happened to common fucking courtesy.......all this event did is bring to mind the fact that the christmas season is fast approaching and shit like this is only gonna get worse the closer it gets.

Okay, maybe someone can tell me why it is worth beating some bitch over the head with your purse to get the last pair of Heelys for little Timmy........When did Christmas become more about gifts and less about teachng our children the true meaning of Christmas and why we celebrate it.................

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New Avatar

I have to share my new avatar with everyone, Doscon made it and I absolutely love it!!

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9 Years and Who is Counting

Well, Sept. 5th is Whistler and I's 9th Anniversary.........No big plan's this year though......we are saving that for our 10 year anniversary!

We are just planning to go have a nice Dinner (no kids) this weekend and watch Balls of Fury (again no kids), I am not a high maintenance kinda girl (except when it comes to my xbox), so I am very excited to just get away and be able to spend some time together.

I read this somewhere and it is a very scary reality........ "50% of all marriages in the America end in divorce."

No one prepares us for the sacrifices and changes that HAVE to be made in order for a marriage to work and survive, wouldn't it be nice if we all came with manuals!!

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Pet Peeve

Okay, I have this pet peeve when it comes to friends, family, co-workers, and even bosses. If you ask me to spend a weeks worth of my time on a project and dont like the results........PLEASE, PLEASE.........just tell me, I am not the kind of person that will get pissed and go on a tyraid becasue you dont like my work. Just Don't go behind my back and try to hide the fact that you are redoing everything I worked on..........I am an adult I can handle criticism!

This happened to me at work. I was asked to take over project for someone that was to busy to do it. Fine, I did not want to do it and knew that it was not my kinda thing but the boss asked so I did it. Well, when the final draft was handed out everyone raved about how good it was. A couple days later the printer calls and the person that was originally supposed to do the project in the first place says I'll take that, okay no problem. BUT.....she takes the phone into the other room and talks to them with the door shut for about 10 minutes. OKAY, I know it wasnt perfect work maybe it needed some kinks worked out. NOPE.....I ask her if I need to email the rest of the pictures to the printer and she says no, The boss and I are just going to redo it.......................I was livid. But not for the reason you all might htink. I wasn't mad becasue my worked sucked.....I knew I was in new territory and it was all new, so constructive criticism was more than welcome. I was upset about the secrecy of the whole redo! You can redo it all day if you want, I welcome the help.... Just let me know why so I can do better in the future!

What are some of your pet peeves??

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Free Movie's

I was sitting at work yesterday bored outta mind because we were so slow, when I get a message from Whistler asking if I want to go to the movies this weekend together. My first thought is what the hell is he smoking, we are freakin broke, we have to pay his 200.00 speeding ticket. Because as you know men don't always use the brain, that God so graciously gave them, to it's full capacity. But this time I was pleasantly surprised to find myself wrong, Whistler had gotten a "Thank You" award from work, a 50.00 GC to Dickinson theaters.......that is awesome, that is like two movie nights for Whistler and I. Do you realize what that means......two nights of Whistler and I going to a movie without three screaming, fighting kids.............ROCK ON!!! Don't get me wrong I love my babies, but, it is the end of summer and I think I speak for most parents that by the end of summer you are soooo ready for them to go back to school and not be at home yelling, fighting, and messing up the house all day --- now we are back to just half the day there....LOL.

Question of the Day..........
Who is the cheapest person you know? (Not frugal... just annoyingly cheap!)

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Sorry Ossifer

You will not believe what happened on the way to Hutch for Whistler's Triathlon...............

We get to Emporia and they are doing construction so they are having everyone slow down to 55 mph. So, Whistler slows down, and about that time he decides to put in a Red Hot Chili Peppers CD and he looks up to see a Police Officer in the rear view mirror. " OH SHIT"!!!!! So we pull over to the side of the road, and the Officer comes up to the drivers window.......Whistler rolls down the window and the Officer proceeds to tell him that he clocked us going 55 in a 40.........ooopps, must've missed that sign......So Whistler, being all smooth, says I am very Sorry Ossifer, I was putting in a CD and thought I had slowed down to 40...........I had to stiffle the urge to bust out laughing..........OMG OSSIFER........needless to say we got a HUGE ticket for speeding in a construction zone.......Ouch, that's gonna hurt! But I wish I could have had a camera on that Officer when Whistler said that!!

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Traveling

Whistler and I are getting ready to walk out the door to go to Hutch for another one of his Triathlons. So we will not be on for Friday night Gears and Beers......Sorry guys. But we will be back tomorrow evening, although I would bet money that I am going to have to be the one to drive home. The drive from Eudora to Hutch is long and boring......nothing but alot of wheat fields.......LMAO.

Later Players.......

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