Lance Armstrong & the end of the world....

So the rumours are true!! The legend that is will be making a comeback for Le Tour in 2009. Awesome. Here's to victory number 8.

That aside, I'm still alive, there are no black holes anywhere about over here. I'm in the UK so close to the thing. MJ, got drunk in anticipation and can now drink more in celebration of still being alive.

Unless of course he fell down his own black hole.

 

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Old, but real funny stuff....

 

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OH ATE OH ATE OH ATE

So, it's 08/08/08, whether you use American or European date stamps...

Cool.

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Education Lesson

So I figured, being from Cape Town and possibly one of only a few here, I would write a little bit about the city in which I grew up. It's a beautiful city on the southern tip of Africa.

Here is some info about it:

Cape Town is a city on the coast of South Africa, so called because the wearing of capes or cloaks is compulsory within the city limits. Founded by Batman on his way to Melbourne in 1556, Cape Town is also called "The mother city", believed to be due to the highly expressive vocabulary of the local dialect and the cheap and nasty (but potent) local wine. A different school of thought believes the origin of the name lies in the fact that it takes 9 months for the local government to do anything about everything.

It is situated on a sandbar under Table Mountain (so called because unlike most mountains, it is flat and made entirely of wood) at the bottom end of Africa, on a peninsula that is often unfavourably compared to Florida, which is longer and thicker. As most Capetonians will tell you, it is where God (Jesus's Dad) was born.

Historically the region was of major significance to European sailors travelling the treacherous route to the Far East on foot. This gave rise to the naming of its southern most tip, The Cape of Good Hope. In the light of experience it was renamed "The Cape of Storms", and is now known as the "Cape of Good Dope". For many now and in the past The Cape of Good Hope was also believed to be the southern most tip of Africa, but it is, in fact, Cape Agulhas (named for the use of injectable drugs) that holds that title. Despite this known fact, the region still relies on this misconception to promote tourism in the area. The evolution of the name to The Cape of Good Dope would indicate the reasons behind this confusion. The terms "Kap a reef" form part of everyday speak in The Cape of Good Dope and many other parts of Cape Town.

The European settlement was founded in 1652 by the Dutch under Jan Van Reebock. However his successor, Simon ven der Merwe founded the Van Der Merwe dynasty that ruled until 1994.

Thank you, tomorrow I will give a bit more insight into the medical science, culture and economy.

PS: This is all true....

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Little known clown facts....

I hate clowns....they freak me out no end. My grandmother was scary enough as it was with all the lipstick she wore! Clown can fuck off. Anyway, here's some clown trivia...

• Clowns HATE tangellos because they mess up their equilibrium.
• Clowns are allergic to shellfish.
• Clowns are sometimes sexuality attracted to armadillos.
• Clowns don't wear make-up. They were past smokers.
• Clowns are serial murders or rapists in disguise. (Why do you think they hang around kids?)
• Clowns are the natural predator of Alan Driscoll, lead singer of techno band thewomb.
• Clowns will come and EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP if you're thinking about them as you fall asleep.
• Clowns are the opposite of werewolves. Therefore, if a clown is bitten by a werewolf, they cease to be evil.
• It's mental to like clowns. Clowns are the most statisticallys hated of all creatures.
• Clowns are eaten by Kookaburras
• Clowns have a high gravitational pull. Running from them is futile.
• Clowns are repelled by Apple pie, which can reverse their gravatational pull
• Clowns rape prostitutes, like Oprah, and are pimps for a living.

Accurate opinion on clowns....

“Just Behind Anal Rape, Britney Spears, The Boston Tea Party, Transgendermodification, and Fat Chicks, Clowns are like the sixth most horrible God-Awful thing I can think of”

~ Bruce Jenner on Clowns living amongst normal God fearing people.

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