Federal Govt Is f***ed up

So i am at training in Ga. for 3 weeks.  It sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thats ALL

Posted by Flywalker @ 9:08 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

Let the shit Flow!

Well i started my new job on the 16th of march.  I am working in corrections on the big scale.  I dont want to post exactly who i work for because of good ole google.   I am working with criminals and they are in the big house.  This is the most unique job i have ever had.  Of course i have only farmed so it is definitely different.  These guys are really stupid.  I keep having to remind them they are in prison.  Here is how stupid these guys are.  They keep clogging there toilets on purpose and flooding there cubicles with shit and sewage.  It just doesnt make since but they keep doing it.  I told them today that they were not hurting anyone but themselves.  The correctional officers dont have to clean or anything, the inmates have to clean there own shit.  So basically they are clogging there own toilets, flooding there own cubicles, and then having to clean there own shit.  So it was a very interesting day today.  

Most of my days are spent patting down the inmates coming out of the chow hall.  We are checking for stolen milks, cookies, or fruit.  they make hooch out of the fruit.  It is the nastiest shit you will evr smell and they drink this shit.  If you want to experience what it is like to be a federal correctional officer in a low security prison, just go your local elementary school stand outside and pat down the kids coming out looking for cookies and milk that they are carrying out and make them through it away.  That is 8 hours of my day.  The rest is directing human traffic,,,,,pretty boring.

Well that is my day in a nut shell.

have a nice day

Posted by Flywalker @ 9:24 pm EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

A JOKE

What is the difference between a Democrat, a Republican and  a Southerner?

You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?

A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all?  Stab you are dead.

A Republican - BANG

A Southerner -  Bang bang bang bang bang click click, reload, bang bang bang bang bang.  Daughter to Daddy "good grouping daddy"  Son "Daddy can I shoot the next one"  Wife - You are not taking that to the taxidermist!  

This is just a joke if offends you Stop reading now!

Posted by Flywalker @ 4:38 pm EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

Ebay SUCKS

So i put my gun parts up for sale on ebay.  Those anti gun pussies kicked my listing off.  They said i violated policy. I understand that they cannot sell stuff the requires an FFL, but anything that does not should be allowed.   Well this is just great.  I am canceling my ebay acct. I am sure that the lost of my vast revenue will break EBAY  (not).  I just dont understand, What happened to common sense?

Posted by Flywalker @ 2:32 am EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

THE GUN EXPLODED!!!

Well My new gun in all of its glory is a piece of shit.  I took it out to the farm and shot it.  bam bam bam BOOOM.  OH SHIT WTF!!!   or something like that.  So i disassembled it and check head spacing and other things.  Looked at the round that had blown out the side of the casing.  Everything checked out.  Ok so at this point I am thinking maybe bad round, or maybe breach was not shut all the way.  So I reload  (yes i reload to try again)  Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam  BOOOOOOOOM  Smoke!!  Oh SHit.  Back to the work bench.  I tear down the rifle and run all my checks completely disassemble check every single part no blemishes nothing.  At this point I check lot numbers on my ammo and discover even though i loaded out of a different box of ammo it was the same lot number. Damn me and my  (I must buy all same lot number anal self)  10 boxes of ammo same lot number.  go buy 2 boxes of CCI ammo new lot number and 2 box Hornady.  I own a 17HMR and have shot thousands of hornady rounds not a single missfire or mishap.  So i am at the local shooting range last night with a friend and we are shooting pistols.  One of his friends is there shooting IDPA pistol comp.  His friend  sees my rifle setting on the bench and says "Dude cool rifle can i shoot"  without thinking I say "yea go ahead, ammo is case"  He loads it, aims it,  bam  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOM.  The clip explodes and flies to pieces, his had is burned, but luckily not hurt.  Now the parts to convert my 22 to 17hm2 are for sale.  I am going back to 22lr and saying piss on the 17hm2.   I have built several rifles but this was my first and last 17hm2.  Called a gun smith friend of mine and he said he is having problems convert 10/22 over to 17hm2 also.  Oh well I guess you'll have that!!!!

Posted by Flywalker @ 2:30 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments