LocGaw's Blog - 2old2play

Shit sucks ass.

Yup.

Got that Taurus "Judge". Its a .45 long colt thats also chambered for a 410ga. It shoots awesome. At 20 yards its simple point and shoot with either the 45 or 000buck. At rest at 50 yards I can easily take a deer.

Too bad it broke. Fucking thing broke while I was shooting it. The rounds(either) drag on the pistol frame. So, back to Brazil it goes.

This year has sucked. I think so anyways. Nothing has gone right for anyone here. At least I didnt lose my house like my buddy... I got that going for me. :/

Well, thats it I guess.

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Achievment Unlocked!

Lose 3 jobs. 1 on your birthday. 1 on Thanksgiving. 1 on Christmas.

I wonder how many points thats worth?

Our company got bought out by another trucking company. It turns out, they didn't want our equipment. They didnt want our people. Hell, they didnt want our terminals... All they wanted was the freight lanes. That sucks... For them. You see, there is a small, new company that has all the same old faces that those customers are used to seeing. The people that started it left my company some time ago. They are aggressivly trying to get alot of the good money making runs.

Who wants to bet Ill be working at this building again in a couple weeks?

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Random stuff!

I have to take some vacation. My plan was to wait until hunting season, then take it. My aniversary is in December, so I would get another 10 days then to use...

Let me take a moment here to explain that I work trick shifts. I only work about 15 days a month. So, 10 days = 3 weeks of vacation. Hunting season is end of Sept -> March(end). That would mean I get 3 weeks in Oct. and Nov. Re-up in Dec. and take some more.

Anyways, the boss thought that was a crappy idea. Who would have thought? Especially comming from the guy that takes weeks off everytime a major race comes to town. So here I am at work thinking about what I am going to do on my "Stay-cation". Tomorow is my birthday and I will be at the track. I need to finnish building that buggy.

That should take me a day to finish. I will need to paint it too. I am thinking white. Dark colors are hard to see at the night races. I got some decals. I would like to put a "2old2play.com" logo on it. I think it would be cool as heck. Maybe put it on the wing? It would stand out awesome... Maybe do one thing at a time. Get the body trimed and painted. first before I start sticking things everywhere. I should probably ask doodi if it is ok too...

I got Too Human. I like it. Just plain simple fun game. Its been awhile since I had that feeling about a game. I need to go online and check it out. I should say, I need to get on with some 2o2p people. I jumped in a random game and it kinda sucked. The kid didnt speak good english and had an irritating voice. It played smooth though.

Holy shit I just realised I have been here for 2 years now...

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Why is it everytime I...

try to put a pic in here I screw it up? I fail at it...

That is a link to my new 1/8th scale racing buggy. New and updated. Its longer and lighter than my outdated Kyosho(4 year old design with 2 year old bearings).

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Ninja Scroll

Its on the marketplace. Rent it. Watch it... DO IT NOW!

That is all.

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Oh fuck...

I forgot to put the NSFW work tab on...

Fuckin Thursdays.

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Thursdays suck.

I tried to put a BAD ass blog entry in but it got fucked up when I tried to put the pics in.

Fuckin Thursdays....

Here is a link to some off site porn instead:

http://video.xnxx.com/video40299/Tera_Patrick_Dildo_PLeasure

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HOLY SHIT!

I aint blogged in a min.

Money has been tight. Not because of the economy or lack of work. I am banking money like a champ. Right now, with other truck companys going under, we are tryin to stay afloat. We need to survive the year. New year = New Budget. Our parent company is promising to replace the '05 trucks with '10's... In case we dont survive, I need as much cash as I can get my hands on.

My dad is not well. He had to be shocked back 3 times the other day. They were unable to regulate his heartbeat through medication. They have instaled a pace maker... I think this is probably going to be the last straw. People seem optimistic, but he has slid downhill fast.

Mom can't take care of him or keep up with the work around the house. Things look rough. I am cleaning the joint up though. The lawn, the fields, the machines and the animals didn't look like they had seen the best of days. It would be nice if my sister come around more. I know I could use my nephews help...

I think I am going to have a clam bake this year. It would be a good idea to get the clan together. Lord knows it could very well be the last party for the guy. Just my immediate family, first and second cousins. Keep in mind, there were 8 brothers and 3 sisters...

ummm... I think thats it.

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I am a real asshole!

Anyways, if you play games with me or chated with me I am sure you have heard one of my crazy trucking stories...

So, I need to get service on one of my refrigerated trailers. It has a load of frozen meat on it. Very crucial shit too. These loads have a temp band inside the body with the load. It changes color when it reaches a certian temp and if the color is wrong, the load is rejected. That means we bought it.

Back to the story. I call their number and get some broad in Texas. So I tell her who I am and what company I am with. She replies with the standered "how can I help you". I ask her, "how you doin" with my standerd NY accent like I always do. I figure I am just being polite. So she starts to bitch at me!

I am of course shocked. As far as she is concerned I am some schmuck from NY. That was cold and very unprofessional. It troubled me even further when she yelled at the kid. I am thinking the broad whacked the kid too, cause I heard something in the background.

I lied, I wasn't troubled. I was concerned for my damn refer. She fucked up my info 4 god damn times. The kid crying, my fucked up info and her being rude. Now I am pissed and I felt I need to punish the bitch.

She paged the refer tech and I told him the story. I told him it was easy for me to call TK instead of him. I wanted her fired. He said sure no problem. I said thats great and I will call him on Monday for some more work. I let him know I was going to give her some shit too.

Now ya'all need to keep in mind, I have a revolving door acount with the guy. I spend 5-10thousand a month with him. I have some serious fucking pull. He dont give 2 shits if I call her back to deal some swift ass retribution...

So I made the call(from the pay phone). I said my usual shit. Just like above. She, of course was pissed. She told me she just paged him and I should be patiant. When I spoke next I spoke fluidly with the cool, heartless and just plain mean professional voice that my co-workers know.

I said," they already called me. I just felt the need to call you back. I think you were mean to me. You were ignoring the kid. I think you need to spend some time thinking about your piss poor attitude. You do not know who you fucked with. You no longer have a fucking job. Support your family on that{insert the c-word here}".

The end.

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Anger Management...

One of the girls I work with sent this to me. Funny Shit!!!

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I realized I had called the wrong number. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if
you're familiar with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale " sign in his car window . . so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole ( I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street . It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen.."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street , a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...!"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street .

When I got there, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and the channel 13 news crew.

NOW, I feel better - This is "Anger Management" at its very best.

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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. Friday...

You know what that means right? Probably not. Well, its Cougar night at Nola's. It's gonna be worth a chuckle I figure. I can picture it now. 45yrs old, 20-30 yrs of cigarettes and 20 years of booze.

Played some R6V2 last night with Hack and company. Kyo and Tank were there. The rest I had never played with. Awesome time though. Had a whole shitload of fun. I got taken out faster than a fat girl at dodge ball...

Post up about some Cougars tomorow,

Loc

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Quote of the day!!!

Todays quote, " Considered preaty good kids"... Remember that shit!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23905909/?GT1=43001

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Yesterday was awesome!!!

It was awesome. Here is a list:

1... 16 guys got the Axe due to my diligent accident / incedant reporting. They now have those reports on their DAC. A few didn't deserve it, i am sure...

2... I personally saved 2 dudes. Now, I am willing to bet they will do what ever I ask.

3... I learned what a Couger was.

4... I laughed at the broad that got stuck to the toilet seat.

5... "Pimp my Govenor" <- my new saying!!!

awesome day...

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Its all about the drama...

Ah, yes video game drama. Its the shit... Not really. It sucks ass.

So, we are playing FFXI. My funds in game are running kind of low so instead of farming, I decide to set up a BCNM run. Those are special, high dollar runs that require special builds to win. Of course, I get 2 of my real life buds to help. Only at the end, nobody has the money items. I get accused of stealing all the items.

I am dumb founded. I was the only one that got anything. It was junk too. Of course I give up what I got... Its a fucking game. I dont give a shit...

Here is the kicker. These are guys I bailed out of jail. Paid their heating bill. Been trusted in their house. They have watched my back in real bad fights that I started, even when I was in the wrong for doing so. We have been buds since we was little kids...

I guess FFXI is serious buisness!

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Fart Jokes Rock!

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.


Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.


As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.


Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"


He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

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