Gary Busey

 

Crazy FTW bitches.

Posted by OH_Deej @ 9:41 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

Demos were played today

  Bioshock is going to be the nuts.  The demo grips you by the throat and doesn't let go, and by the end of it you're actually getting claustrophobic and paranoid, and then some crazy assholes get in your face and then it's over and you're like "Goddamn, this game is going to rip my spine out through my pee-hole! When the hell can I buy this?  I have to wait a goddamn week?  FUCK!"  So you play it again.
  And then I played the Stranglehold demo.  And replayed it.  And replayed it again.  It's like, take Max Payne and make it faster, more violent and lose the shitty "dreamscape" levels.  And replace that whiny bitch Payne with Chow Yun-Motherfucking-Fat.  And make it into Hard Boiled.  And send Heidi Klum to your house to blow you while you play it.  It's that good.  But I have to wait 2 weeks for this one.
  In closing, these demos are like tits, one or the other is awesome by itself but when they come as a pair, take the day off from work, because you've got a pair of tits to play with.

deej

Posted by OH_Deej @ 9:38 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments