The Move is over!!!

Well, we have completed the move to the new place. No more hearing the upstairs neighbors!!! We have a great townhouse with a killer lake view. We hired movers to move everything for us. However, of course after they leave I decide to move things around. Oh well, besides being extremely sore and tired from moving all the little things, I was too tired to game Friday night. I know this is totally bad of me, but a hot bath and bed just sounded more inviting.

However, we have a new addition to the family of gaming. We decided Friday to get a new TV. We were going to go LCD then we looked at Plasma.....needless to say mommy liked the plasma better. So that is what we bought. What do you think of the new set-up?



Posted by OneEvilBtch @ 11:17 am EDT | Permalink | 11 Comments

The queen and the princess

This is not meant to offend anyone as this was sent to me by one of my friends that is gay.

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.

She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one, to which the flight attendant replied…, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!

Posted by OneEvilBtch @ 10:30 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

Life change

Okay so the past two weeks have been very busy and hectic.  My work has pulled me to go fix problems at another property.  I spent most of the last two weeks there.  I have to go back to the property this week for a few days.  I have a new employee starting and looking to replace another one that is leaving at the end of the month.  I am trying to hire new staff , train the new staff and deal with the other property 2 hours away all at the same time. 

We are moving in 20 days to Tampa.  We decided not to get the house we were going to buy.  Instead we are moving to a townhouse at another property that my company owns.  Got to get the movers lined up and things all packed.  I am going through all the stuff we have collected over the years and getting rid of it.  I should have a garage sale, but this would cut into the late night gaming time on the weekends and I just can't have that!  So I need to call some place to donate all the stuff.  The only things I will try to sell will be all the original Star Trek stuff we have had since my hubby was a kid.  I am probably just going to place an ad to get rid of it.  Tired of having boxes of collectables just sitting in storage.  I would put it all on Ebay but, it would take too much time to do all that.

In between all of the work stuff and the move, my hubby's 18 year old cousin just moved down here with us to go to school at FMU.  So we had to get her all set up for that.  Needed to get her a computer for school and a TV for her room.  I gave her my TV and got my new LCD HDTV.  The picture is unreal and the resolution is outstanding.  Got to teach her how to drive,  get her a drivers license and a car so she can get back and forth to school.  Her parents sent her down with no money and can't help her with college tuition, so we will help her out. 

On the lighter side, got to shop for new furniture for the new place.  The living room is much larger and we are going to get a sectional.  Got to get a dining room set since there are three of us now.  Got to get a new grill, because we can actually have one there. (Not against fire code) 

Oh well, that it all for now.  Just thought I would share the fun.




Posted by OneEvilBtch @ 6:48 am EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

The truth about women

This is compliments of my mother-in-law:

FBI Job Opening
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.
 
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard,one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls...

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

MORAL:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them!

Posted by OneEvilBtch @ 9:59 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

Change of plans

Well after several set backs with the broker not doing her job correctly and the mortgage company having their thumbs up their asses, we have decided not to buy the house.  We have already missed 3 closing dates and because the broker mid-stream decided to go FHA still did not have us locked in at a percentage rate.  Several of our friends and co-workers all told us the same thing, too many RED FLAGS!  Time to bail out on this one.  Now that their is a tropical depression in the Atlantic, homeowners rate have just jumped again and possibly would not even be allowed to be written.

Besides we get free rent because I am in property management.  The reason we wanted to move is because we live where I work.  However, we have other properties in the Tampa area and we would still get free rent.  The community we would move to has larger floor plans and of course townhouses.  That would mean no upstairs neighbors.

So here is the poll of the day:  Free rent - VS -$1300 mortgage?  My vote free rent and bank roll the money that would have been the mortgage payment.  Here I thought my heart was set on buying this house.  However, after thinking about what everyone said to me today about the red flags, I am so much more less stressed than I have been since we started this whole thing.

SInce we are not going to buy the house I am going to buy my 42in" plasma damn it!



Posted by OneEvilBtch @ 7:19 pm EDT | Permalink | 4 Comments