Rising Slaw

Okay, this will be the silliest post you'll read today, I am sure. The clan I am in is 2Old2Pwn and for those who don't know, I guess you could say we are just a bunch of people who aren't good at playing Halo but really good at being silly. Now, that said, we also currently have an obsession starting to circulate within our clan. Its about Slaw...that's right, coleslaw. Don't ask, just accept. Here is my contribution to the Brothers in Slaw.

There is a house in Lockout
They call the House of Slaaww
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a scientist
She made my new green suit
My father was a spartan
Inside the House of Slaaww

Now the only thing a Spartan needs
Is a stickey and a gun
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a run

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of Slaawww

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to Lockout
To protect that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in Lockout
They call the House of Slaaww
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

Now, I never read the actual books, but IACO has. And also, if you are a lover of this song, as I am, please think not that I have ruined it, think that I have Slawed it.