Your patriotic duty

Got this email from the wife this morning.  Sounds like a great way to spend the weekend to me!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to
show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !