Spamming to my subconcious

I can't believe how many emails I get a day that belittle the size of my prong.  I must get 50 spam emails a day asking why my dick is so small and how my woman can continue to go unsatisfied.  I'm not going to sit here and lie to you....I am doing alright in the pants department...at least I haven't gotten any direct complaints.  But after the 30th email asking me if my dick "resembles a shrimp", I begin to wonder....am I all I can be?  Does this stuff really work?  Wouldn't I have heard about it on Dateline or something instead of from my Spam filter?

Seriously, if there was a pill or a cream that actually made your dick bigger, guys would buy that shit by the case.  We'd all be wheeling our dicks around in shopping carts.  We'd pass out from brain blood loss everytime we got an erection.  And who is telling these people that I have a tiny dick?!  That's seriously fucked up! Have they polled my previous sexual partners? Do they just send these emails to everyone?  Do they send emails to guys who already have huge porno junk that say "dude....your dick is waayyy too big...you need to tone that sucker down."

How do they know they are sending these to the correct gender?  Do girls get "bigger dick" spam emails?  Or do they get "buy bigger titties" emails.  Would they even need those emails?  I'm pretty sure that all women know about the miracle of implants, so I'm sure that they don't need to advertise via spam.  Or do women get "bigger vagina" emails?  That'll get you thinking!!  "Ladies, is your vag to tiny?  Do you want a big meaty camel toe? Then click this link and men will break down your door with their giant cream-enhanced johnsons like a battering ram."

This is the type of thing I think about when I'm at work not working.  Strange minds.......