Take Me Out To The Ballgame....so I can see lesbians!!

Well, it seems that I hit the brown note with my "guide to gamers" blog....(geez, make one negative comment about Halo players, and they all turn their backs on you) So I'm abandoning it to talk about an issue of the upmost importance....lesbians making out at baseball games!!

Seems that at Safeco Field, late last week, two women were told by an usher to stop kissing, as it was making other fans "uncomfortable". As soon as I heard of this issue, I immediately thought........"Were they hot?"

Now maybe I am vain, but no one wants to go to a Mariners game, or any sporting event for that matter, and watch two uggo's make out, no matter what gender. If I go to a college football game, and two hot 19 year old sorority sisters start making out, guess how many people are calling the usher over.......NONE, unless he has a camera. So I immediately thought that these girls must have been butch in order for someone to complain. Turns out that these women were not that bad looking, but were "making a scene" with their aggressive necking and groping.

So people are there at the game with their kids, and they were getting upset. So they complained about it. This is what pisses me off.......if that was a guy and a girl making out, no matter how attractive or not, they never would've complained. At least not right away. If it was two guys making out, they would have burned the stadium to the fucking ground. The fact is that they are too uncomfortable with the issue of homosexuality and with gay people in general, so they can't explain to their dumb child that those people are gay and drunk and making out. They'd much rather say it's disgusting and go get the fat usher to draw even more attention to the situation. So listen, stop this whole "I'm too uncomfortable to explain gay people to my kid, so I'm going to ruin it for everyone else" routine. Don't take away my god given right to watch two chicks make out. To be honest, I'm much more uncomfortable with a guy and a girl being all kissy face at a ballgame: "Turn around and watch the game asshat. Be pussy-whipped when you get home." At least seeing two people of the same sex making out is a conversation starter.

Turns out that the one attention grubbing twat everyone was talking about was a contestant on A Shot Of Penicillin with Tila Tequila, one of the most despicable reality TV shows ever concocted. So I'm absolutely certain as soon as they saw that their kissing was making people uncomfortable, they turned it up a notch just to make an even bigger scene.

But the fact of the matter is, They're Here, They're Queer, Get Used To It. Your kids are going to learn about gay people eventually, they may as well learn it from you. Would you rather they learn it from their roomate in college while "experimenting"? I thought not. I look forward to the time when I can take my son to a ballgame, and he turns to me and says, "Dad, why are those two girls kissing." And I'll turn to him with a tear in my eye and say, "That son, is the most beautiful thing in the world."

I mean....if they are hot. Otherwise, I'm getting the fucking usher.