2 years

Wow, 2 years ago today I signed up for this site.  Already a member of the 2old2play clan when I met them in the Halo 2 world.  I remember being heavily recruited by these assclowns to join them, probably the most sought after person in 2old2play history.  Mike James probably had an orgasm when I finally said yes.  But wow, 2 years.  I can only imagine doodi saying Wow, 9 years since I last went out with a woman, as being a bigger wow.  What a fucking geek he is.  I sent him a funny PM a couple of days before April 1, 2005 stating how it would be a funny April fools joke to announce 2old2play is leaving the ggweletanyoneonoursiteeventhoughweadvertiseweare30+.com.  He surprises me with a link to 2old2play.com.  Holy Fucking Shit was all I could think of saying. 

Here we are, 2 years later.  2 years of DSmooth making the site work, and 2 years of doodi fucking it up and making DS fix it again.  2 years and 9000+ members.  How much free time does doodi have where he can register 9000 aliases to make his site look bigger than it is?  We all know that there are really only 12 people here making all those posts.  How ironic, doodi always trying to make something of his look bigger than it is, and 12 being the number he wishes...

I was reminded why I love my 2old2play clanmates last Friday night when we had an old fashion Halo 2 clan night.  LotusEater set it up for us, for those that don't know him, Lotus is a flaming gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.  Good times were had when I went on a TK rampage and the ever so famous words of "T3 is fucking spawncamping, as if that surprises anyone" were heard via voice proximity.  Of course those bitches always used some gay BR/Shotgun gametype because they fear my dual-wielding power that much.  When I finally got control of the game I showed them why I pwn so much in a King of the Hill Rocket Launcher only Midship match.  pwnage bitches, pwnage.

So, 2 years 2old2play, rock on bitches... literally, rock on, Guitar Hero II comes out Tuesday, rock on!