3 Weddings and a LAN

20 things off the top of my head. Pics later today. I had a freakin blast. Great to meet everyone!

1. Did anyone ever see that poor sap Beakface was marrying?

2. I can't believe I missed an invite to the Botox party

3. When a Chicagoan(sp?) tells you that you only need 2 Long Island Ice Teas at the House of Blues... LISTEN TO THEM (I still can't remember a damn thing after I clocked Peepshow in the pit)

4. Real men cry at baseball games

5. Real men don't retaliate when an insane woman clocks them for no apparent good reason

6. Groucho Marx was in the teal and black wedding party

7. The L train... there are not enough "oh shit" bars on that train

8. Ripping denim is as fun as it sounds. Especially when you are hot! ;)

9. True love only comes scrawled out on a greasy packet of ketchup in silver sharpie

10. If a chick is pretending to kick you in the nuts... there is a 50% chance she will accidentally actually kick you in the nuts

11. 4 out of 4 occupants of Boogie's car agree that I can't sing

12. I still got it at Gears

13. old men in saggy tighty whities IS as disgusting as it sounds....

14. The best way to apologize for pwning someone is to hook them up with yummy beverages

15. Someone who loves the cock, sucks at Gears... really bad.... painful to watch

16. W3RD

17. The best way to disguise the shenanigans of a LAN... is to book them right next to 3 weddings

18. Nothing better than tickling the ticklish!

19. There are some people you just cannot blindly follow. They have cajones.... you probably don't.

20. Bouncing back from a world-ending evening of drinking is easy as hell when you have the Duty boys to make you smile.