UPS

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I can track my Xbox as it arrives at my house, only to find no one there to sign for it. I wish they would put an actual camera on the package so I could watch the guy ringing my doorbell while I am at work. I mean, who actually works during the day?

Why the crap can't I TELL them, hey I'm not gonna be home, just hold it at the dock and I'll come pick it up? You can't do shiggity shat until they've actually failed delivery one time.  Why? What's the difference if I tell them beforehand?

Thank goodness we are on a four-day work week right now so I can pick it up tomorrow and play ALL DAY.  The girlfriend has requested that I not get completely shitfaced while playing tomorrow night, but she's going to be at work so as far as I'm concerned, she forfeits her vote in the shitface poll. So look out tomorrow night, I will be prowling Xbox live and spewing forth a nonstop stream of yells, cuss words and 'who shot me?' until I pass out.