She who's called Lara

Lara Croft and me... What can I say? We're buddies, I guess. Ever since we first met and I saw her in full Voodoo-glory on a PC that struggled to keep up with her, the verdict has been cast... Ever since then I have been a willing slave to the Brittish lass with twin-guns (two sets of them, even), and body that defies the laws of female boundaries in the athletic field.

Lara and I, we have been allover the world, unearthing artifacts and doing away with bears, wolves, cheetah's, the odd human and we've solved puzzles that sometimes were too easy to be called a puzzle and sometimes needed a crisp understanding of the laws of nature.

Pretty soon, Lara will return to me and what am I supposed to do? Should I for the first time in over ten years betray her and leave her to fend for herself, or should rush to her defense and once more stand by her for better or for worse?

Oh Lara... can't you see what you're doing to me?