Let the shit Flow!

Well i started my new job on the 16th of march.  I am working in corrections on the big scale.  I dont want to post exactly who i work for because of good ole google.   I am working with criminals and they are in the big house.  This is the most unique job i have ever had.  Of course i have only farmed so it is definitely different.  These guys are really stupid.  I keep having to remind them they are in prison.  Here is how stupid these guys are.  They keep clogging there toilets on purpose and flooding there cubicles with shit and sewage.  It just doesnt make since but they keep doing it.  I told them today that they were not hurting anyone but themselves.  The correctional officers dont have to clean or anything, the inmates have to clean there own shit.  So basically they are clogging there own toilets, flooding there own cubicles, and then having to clean there own shit.  So it was a very interesting day today.  

Most of my days are spent patting down the inmates coming out of the chow hall.  We are checking for stolen milks, cookies, or fruit.  they make hooch out of the fruit.  It is the nastiest shit you will evr smell and they drink this shit.  If you want to experience what it is like to be a federal correctional officer in a low security prison, just go your local elementary school stand outside and pat down the kids coming out looking for cookies and milk that they are carrying out and make them through it away.  That is 8 hours of my day.  The rest is directing human traffic,,,,,pretty boring.

Well that is my day in a nut shell.

have a nice day

Posted by Flywalker on Fri Apr 11, 2008 @ 9:24 pm EDT | 2 Comments