friggin carpool

ok so some of you may know Im not always a ray of sunshine  with that being said when i was approached to be apart of our neighborhood car pool I was shocked to say the least. These are the ladies that mock me cause I dont have my own garden, make my own clothes and drink coffee lol. But i listened Once every 6 weeks not a big deal fantastic. Helps my daughter because she arrives at her new JR High with people helps a bit so I agree. They have a spreadsheet with the stops like Im a damn BUS i know i own a minivan however really I need A STOP LIST? than further down its my week laid out in detail till next may LMAO im not this anal with my damn BILLS never mind a fukn car pool. Ok so THEY pick ME for the first week. OK well that was a kick from the moms i get it. No prob I say screw this Im gonna be the BEST car pool mom EVERRRR.

Now let me set the stage on a typical morning I stager out of bed... I look like What Hit Me and Ran... I search blindly for the coffee pot and make my mud. I yell at the kids.. I sit do my emails sip coffee than some sense of humanity returns to me. WELLL this morning i wake Up I EVEN PUT ON A BRA!!!!! did my hair threw lip gloss on to not scare the poor lil kids lol i poor my coffee in my Scentsy to go MUG Im ready!

First stop..... " YOUR LATE"

second stop ....... You need to go to Patti's first ... SIGh.... teenage eye roll and suckin of the teeth.

third stop......... I smell COOFFFEEEE is that coffeee??? You do know that the heavenly father does not permit coffee right!

fourth stop...........  OMG patti is SHE listening to this. SHE is..... Does SHE know they curse? I bet SHE does you know I've heard her curse alot.  ((((( the disdained reference to SHE was ME)))

fifth stop......... You do know if you had pulled into the drive way I could have been out 4 minutes early next time please do it.

arriving at school ...............   YELLING.....SIGHING>>>>>OHH NOOOO.... RENEEE JEEZ you dont got his way you need to back out turn around blah blah blah...

SECOND day of CAR POOL..... I made a sign I kid you not I will up load a pic if I figure out how..

first. SHUT THE FUCK UP! or walk.

second..I drink coffee if i could bathe in it i would.   dont like it.. walk...

third... I fukn curse deal or WALK.

fourth ... Ill drive pick up drop off however i see fit. dont like it.. walk..

I waited till all the kids got in the car and I passed it around.

third day of car pool.. I got a call .. Um Renee.. this is... Suzy.. we found someone else to finish carpool and we replaced you by my hubby but we'd love to still have Alaina in the car pool...  prolly out of some pitty for my kid cause she has me as a mom.. BUT hell if I care.

SCORE one for me!