I'm a dick

So my uncle died, well my wifes uncle... RIP… I’ve never met the guy, nor had I even heard of him till the other night...

Heated Gears Annex game in full effect, headset on... the wife strolls in and gives me the bad news... "Uncle John died"…
"whos Uncle John?" I replied, while muting and turning down the mic volume figuring this could be a lengthy conversation…

Shotgun blast to the back, 9 seconds to respawn…“MY Uncle John from Texas”…..  Ooohh, that Uncle John…

AGAIN with the shotty, fucking spawn campers…Figured I shouldn’t mention that I was totally clueless, she looked upset… 12 seconds till respawn…

So she sits down and gives me the details, “he just laid down and died”  I assume he was older… I didn’t ask… Dammit, getting smoke tagged sucks, still funny though…

Told her I thought it sounded like a pretty peaceful way to go… just as my gut are sprayed all over the place by that fucking shotty again…. NOT a peaceful way to go…

15 second till respawn…

I tell her im sorry for her loss… no response… I look over to find her MIA… nowhere to be found… I’ve got no time frame for this conversation at all… I didn’t even see her leave… what time is….  Ahhhh, Dammit… head shot…  3 second till respawn (sweet)… trying to wrap my head around how she could sneak out like that… when it hits me…

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight