Mario Kart Wii Cheat: A Theory

I've been reading about these "cheaters" with the ridiculously fast times.  I haven't played the game, but from what I've read, the low-timed game is done slowly.  This most likely means the "cheaters" are actually exploiters of a rollover glitch.  After the time reaches 59:59.99, perhaps it goes 00:00.00?  That doesn't explain why all three of the top scores were identical.  I understand those scores were removed, but unless Nintendo forces an update to the Wii, they'll just do it again.

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Ikaruga, Rotated

Here's a simple tip in enhancing your Ikaruga experience on XBLA.  Rotate the screen 90 degrees right AND rotate the controller 90 degrees right.  Using the R analog stick, A and B buttons, and the RS, you now have a side-scroller in maximum detail.  Have fun!

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Pac Man Comes Out of the Maze

Ms. Pac Man is "more than Pac Man with a bow." Above shows scientific statistical proof that the species Homoconsumous Superior is infact a monosexual species. The confusion lies in the public assertion Ms. Pac Man that she is more different from Pac Man than just a bow. An inside source, who spoke to me on the condition of anonymity (shoutout to Packy!), says that statement came from the Pac Legal Team (PLT). It is true, actually. Ms. Pac Man is more than just an additional bow, she also uses false eyelashes and a fake beauty spot. Remove those three things and *GASP*!

After this startling revelation, Pac Man, now a "D-Lister," has finally decided to quit his power pills humbly on Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab 2." Looks like a fresh start for Pacster. This blogger is behind himmer 100%!

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Goth Emo Isn't Cool Anymore

So I tried the timed-demo of Devil May Cry 4. You go around killing things and destroying objects for Crystallized Demon Blood. That's it, along with some grappling-hook puzzle elements. As you learn the combos, you start to hear some of what your stereotypical goth emo androgenous Nero says as finishers. One I heard was "Slam dunk!" Okay, I'm playing in what looks the world of Dracula-in-the-Future killing bad-ass demons, and the first thing that comes to your mind is a basketball term? What a mood killer! There wasn't much variety in the demo, either. Kill badass demon, grapple, kill badass demons, grapple, lather, rinse, repeat. Also, to kill these badass demons, you just hit buttons until they die. This is simply not a game for me.

Nero should play acoustic guitar at a coffee house singing songs about why he can't keep a girlfriend.  Maybe if he stopped trying to be prettier than a girl.... 

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Another Shot At Halo 3 Legendary Deal

Amazon is doing it again, the Halo 3 Legendary Edition for $60!  I got mine this way, though I don't know where I'm going to put that helmet.

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