Some people never learn

You may recall that we conduct sigmatches in 2old2pwn. Basic premise: The gauntlet is thrown down. Someone picks it up and they settle their dispute in the Thunderdome of Xbox Live. A game, map, weapons, and rules are agreed upon. The date is set and the challenge begins. The loser gets to then display a sig of shame for the entire site to enjoy.

KidMach, who has explosive flatulence of the mouth, has probably played more sigmatches than anyone. He has yet to win a match. A few weeks ago, he played against Yountdog and lost and got the privilege of displaying the following sig.

He took offense to my advertising of this loss and decided to challenge me to a match. We agreed to play our match in COD on Killhouse. Before we could play, SirRoberts spoke up and wanted to join in on the fun and thus challenged Yount. What resulted was a 2 on 2 sigmatch. Me and Yount vs Roberts and Kid.

Here are the results

Frying Bacon

Ask and ye shall receive.

Here are vids of four of my friends getting the juice. The best one is the last one. He was nervous about it all day and, when the votls started flying, he started cussing. Didn't even realize what he was saying. At one point, he says "Please stop." That's about the time all of us started laughing. So call that fair warning. The language on the last one could be NSFW.

After everyone had gone, they asked me if I wanted to try it. I told them no. They then asked me why. I simply told them it was because I didn't have to, I knew it was gonna hurt like hell, and I'm not stupid. The instructors said that around 10% out of one class they taught crapped themselves. No one had in this one so the odds were good that I'd involuntarily fill my drawers.  Dixie can fuss all she wants about me not doing it but only about three of the guys in that department would have done it if it wasn't mandatory for them.

Plus those evil F-ers would've had the instructor light me up for like 15 seconds just to screw with me.

Anyway, here are the vids.

Tomorrow is going to be fun

I spent six years working patrol for a smaller police deapartment in Tennessee. I am now assigned to that county as the Special Investigator for the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. I have an office within my old department that I work out of so I see my old friends and my old bosses but I no longer work for them.

I found out that, tomorrow, they are being certified to carry the tazer. As part of their training, they must have the tazer used on them. I am going to work tomorrow and I am going to sit at the back of the room and watch all my buddies scream like little girls. That is going to be sweet.

2008 Clan LAN Video

Every year our clan gets together for a clan LAN in Pittsburgh.  We have an amazing time each year and each of us look starrt looking forward to the next year's as soon at the last one is over.  This past year marked our third LAN.

After each LAN, all the pictures are put together and Walladog makes a video for us.  The video is truly a work of art and I felt it needed to be shared with the rest of the site.

Enjoy.

One dog and one whiny bitch enters...

We have a 2old2pwn tradition of sig matches. This is where a challenge is made between members. One chooses the weapons and the other chooses the map. These have traditionally been played in HALO but we are trying to branch out. The challenge usually occurs because one member's mouth overloads his butt. These sigs usually were so disgusting and degrading that they couldn't actually be displayed as sigs and we had to have a separate NSFW thread going for our Hall of Shame. They have gotten a lot more tame.

Recently, KidMach went to running his mouth (as is usual) and made statements questioning the manhood of Yount because he was playing Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise. This advanced to a sigmatch, which was played last night.

Yount soundly put the smash down on Kid. The result is that Kid must now display the following sig.

The sig is appropriate since Kid is a pretty, pretty princess.