Another Rant

OK, Im driving down the road today, and a wild hair crawled up my ass. Im not so sure why this bothers me so. I guess its cause Im a prick. Yea, Im man enought to tell the world, Im a prick. This isnt something like when girls proudly proclaim themselves DIVAS or BITCHES. Im not proud of it, I just understand and accept that Im a prick. So anyway, Im sitting in traffic, and for the 10,000th time, I see the car in front of me has one of those "In Memory Of" stickers on the back window. Now Im no walking corpse, but if I was dead, I would be offended that the only way that Im remembered is on a fucking sticker on the back of someones car. Plant a tree, give a donation to charity, do something productive. Putting a stickker on a car is bullshit. Now again, I really cant explain why this irritates me so. It just does. I certainly dont give a fuck that someone you knew died. How does putting a sticker on your car honor someones memory? Why do I have to be reminded of the inevitable end of life? I am personally of the opinion that this is totally fucking stupid. END

My next subject is the lack of self responsibility that I see every day from people. Im tired of opening the newspaper, or seeing a story on the news about another asswipe that is sueing someone because of their own stupidity. Case in point, I hear in todays news that some fucktard mom is sueing Walmart for not protecting her child from a child molestor. She charges Walmart with not doing background checks on all of its employees. UHHH, isnt it your responsibility as a parent to watch your child? How would a child molestor have access to your child if you were watching them? HMMM.... Ill just let little Timmy go run to the other end of the store to look at the new xbox games while I look at shoes. Walmart will babysit Timmy, and if not Ill just sue them. This is similar to the fat pig who sued McDonalds for getting her fat. Uhh.... I dont know about you, but the last time I went to McDs, I personally saw Ronald stuffing cheeseburgers down the throat of everyone who was in the drive thru. Then I saw that purple looking Barney thing spilling hot coffee on everyones lap. Im just waiting for someone to sue me for saying this. These lawsuits would never happen if shitbag lawyers would tell these people to fuck off, and throw them out on the street on their fat lazy asses!!!!!

Posted by Rythmdevl @ 8:17 pm EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

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heres my dilema. Do I use this as a place to bitch incessantly? Or do I use this as a vital tool to introduce a virtual world to my pathetic life. Prolly the first option. Consider yourself warned!

Posted by Rythmdevl @ 12:04 am EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

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Is it me, or is the average level of intelligence in the human race drastically decreasing? Every day as I walk across Gods green earth, I am consistently amazed by the stupidity of everyone around me. Dont get me wrong, Im no Steven Hawking, I cant do quantum physics in my head. But I know to look both ways before I cross the street. I know that red means stop, and green means go. I know to open doors for ladies, and how to communicate in a language that more than 3 people understand. You speak to people and they cant even figure out how much change your supposed to get back unless the digital display on the cash register tells them. I understand that a major reason for this is where I live. FLORI-DUH. I think all the hurricanes I have been thru were laced wth stupid powder. It blows thru town, and anyone who is caught in the draft loses their common sense. Why hell, today I saw a guy road raging because he had to pull off the road to let an ambulance go by, when 2 blocks before, he pulled out in front of the ambulance as it was leaving the firestation. He actually sped up to cut them off, ran a yellow light, then bitched when he was going slower than a speeding ambulance on a call. And I observed all this while feeding my enormous gas guzzling whore of an SUV another gallon of middle-east produced, $3.19 cents a gallon, green-house gas producing, terrorist financing petrol. Way to go Exxon execs. Blame rising gas prices on higer crude costs, but take a 400 million retirement package. Will someone let me duct tape this asshole to my exhaust pipe, and let him suck some of his profit outta my exhaust. What the hell is wrong with this country? HOW THE HELL DO YOU BITCH ABOUT GAS PRICES WHEN YOU LET THE GAS COMPANIES RECORD RECORD PROFITS? HOW DO YOU LET A GUY RETIRE FROM HIS JOB WITH A 400 MILLION SEVERENCE. Screw it, im gonna get rich off the back of the poor Americans who actually work to support this country. Sorry, I know just how much CEOs actually work. NONE OF THEM DESERVE A 400 MILLION DOLLAR SEVERENCE PACKAGE.

                                                                                                         fuck it

 

Posted by Rythmdevl @ 12:48 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments