Victory declared!

Talked to a manager with THQ and if I send them my game manual + 15$ they will send me a brand new unopened copy of the game.  15$ isn't bad, better than the 50$ for a new one.  My own fault for losing the game DVD. 

They called down the thunder.....

THQ has called down the thunder, and now they are going to get it!  I'm pitching my tent in battle with them over a lost COH: opposing fronts DVD which I own the game and have proof of purchase.  Talking to a lowly wonk, I got not help on replacing the DVD.  Today I call managers and start hounding people about getting this replaced.  We'll see if the customer is still right or not.

Mens Urinals 101

The standard rule of thumb is if there is an open urinal that is not between two other men pee'ing, you are forbidden to saddle up in the middle. 

But, things can get more murky if more guys are parked in the urinals.  What if no one is at a urinal, what one do you choose? 

Let's examine the empty mens room scenario first.  A good rule of thumb is to head to a corner, A or E.  C might be considered a decent choice.  But if more people enter your risk factor of the "peakers" goes up.  Well, what is a "peaker"?  A "peaker" is someone who glances over and down in your urinal.  Most of us do our business and get out.  There are those that want to cop a "peak" though, so you have to keep them in mind.  With the "peaker" in mind, it's safer to only have 1 "peaker" beside you, rather than being in the middle of two potential "peakers".  So A and E are the safest double "peak" preventing urinals.

What if A, C, and E are all taken?  Do you wait until one opens?  That depends on the person I guess, and how bad you have to pee.  If you can't wait and you have to hit B or D, make sure to scoot up close to prevent the "peaker", but not so close that your tallywacker is getting you splashback. 

I had to hit the mensroom at work the other day, it is a 3 stall urinal.  A co-worker had parked himself in the middle, and he was the only one in there.  It's like, dude, what are you thinking.  Then another day I was parked in the far left corner and a co-worker saddled up beside me.....dude...........  Thankfully our urinals have dividers, but still... 

So to summarize, hit the corner urinals if available.  Try to keep one urinal in between yourself and the next person.  If you gotta hit a urinal between two people, saddle up close, but not splashback close. 

Rock a bye

There's no feeling as warm as rocking you 7 month old baby boy to sleep, seeing his sweet innocent little face.  Being a father is awesome!

Indoctrinate U

Just watched this last night, very eye opening as to what goes on at some of the universities across America.  I highly recommend giving it a watch.