I used to think Doodi was Eddie Gossling

For the longest time, before I saw a picture of doodi, I used to think he was Eddie Gossling.  Doodi and Eddie sound exactly alike, at least the xbox live doodi voice   You be the judge

Enough Said

24 hours without Sandy Vagina

WoW.  I went 24+ hours without visiting 2old2play.com.  The Off Topic Forum had all but 3 topics marked as new for me

Don't worry folks, it was only because I was too busy at work and my cable modem was down for the day.  I rushed to the TimeWarner office before they closed and got a new one.  Although work is too damn busy and I don't get to visit as often during the day.

Side note, student loan = paid off!  fuck yea!

I blame Mike James

He called me names, threaten'd tea bagging, a sloppy kiss with tongue, and worst of all, the triple dog dare. I had to do it

http://www.2old2play.com/blog-3028-11.html

Intervention

Background:  I'll occassionaly drink 1-2 beers on any given night, i.e. I don't usually drink.  In the old days, before my late 20s, I've been known to get slobber knocker drunk (read case of beer in one night or 1/5 of whisky in 1 night).  It's just what my buddies and I did on the weekends.

So, this past Friday I enter the Mike James Drunkfest to have a good ole time.  I had 12 Fat Tires to burn through (I wanted Crown Royal, but stupid Texas law of no liquor on Sunday's).  Well, about the second round my wife came out of the room to yell at me for being so loud and to shut the fuck up.  Now she's awake and goes to the kitchen to get a snack or whatever and freaks out when she see's 5 empty bottles.  Cuss Cuss Blah Blah, I dunno, wife blocking technology was engaged.

I was able to get through 10 beers during the night, definetly no where near my old school days, but enough to make the bed spin when I went to sleep.

Story:  Well, last night she comes to me and asks if there is anything I needed to talk about.  I'm like, wtf are YOU talking about?  She was concerned I was having some kind of emotional problem becuase I all of the sudden damn near downed a 12 pack.  I thought to myself she's been dwelling over this for almost 2 days...  I gave a big LOL and said NO, I was playing in the Drunkfest.  Damnit if I didn't have to answer her intervention questions again 30 minutes later.  I finally got through to her what a fucking Drunkfest was and it clicked in her head.

I then had to remind her about the time she got kicked out of a bar for being too drunk and puking all over my buddies truck and not to question my authoriti again.  Well, that's what I wanted to tell her, but just said "Glad to see you still love me".  10 minutes later all was back to normal as she was yelling at me for doing or not doing something, Cuss Cuss Blah Blah is all I heard as I grabbed another beer to prepare for the 2old2tackle Fantasy Football Draft.