Intervention

Background:  I'll occassionaly drink 1-2 beers on any given night, i.e. I don't usually drink.  In the old days, before my late 20s, I've been known to get slobber knocker drunk (read case of beer in one night or 1/5 of whisky in 1 night).  It's just what my buddies and I did on the weekends.

So, this past Friday I enter the Mike James Drunkfest to have a good ole time.  I had 12 Fat Tires to burn through (I wanted Crown Royal, but stupid Texas law of no liquor on Sunday's).  Well, about the second round my wife came out of the room to yell at me for being so loud and to shut the fuck up.  Now she's awake and goes to the kitchen to get a snack or whatever and freaks out when she see's 5 empty bottles.  Cuss Cuss Blah Blah, I dunno, wife blocking technology was engaged.

I was able to get through 10 beers during the night, definetly no where near my old school days, but enough to make the bed spin when I went to sleep.

Story:  Well, last night she comes to me and asks if there is anything I needed to talk about.  I'm like, wtf are YOU talking about?  She was concerned I was having some kind of emotional problem becuase I all of the sudden damn near downed a 12 pack.  I thought to myself she's been dwelling over this for almost 2 days...  I gave a big LOL and said NO, I was playing in the Drunkfest.  Damnit if I didn't have to answer her intervention questions again 30 minutes later.  I finally got through to her what a fucking Drunkfest was and it clicked in her head.

I then had to remind her about the time she got kicked out of a bar for being too drunk and puking all over my buddies truck and not to question my authoriti again.  Well, that's what I wanted to tell her, but just said "Glad to see you still love me".  10 minutes later all was back to normal as she was yelling at me for doing or not doing something, Cuss Cuss Blah Blah is all I heard as I grabbed another beer to prepare for the 2old2tackle Fantasy Football Draft.

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My New Feature

Flaming Sandy Vagina
Once a week, minimum, someone or something is getting flamed.  Up first, something lite, the 20ld2play dot fucking com clan name.  Time to air out the clans dirty laundry.

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o.0 a background

Q: Why does doodi torture himself for hours when it takes DS 5 minutes to do the same thing?

A:  DS likes to see doodi suffer.

I wanted my "Fart Button" background, but the size wasn't right.  I shall resize it and see how it looks.

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FOoM Turns 7

My brothers, My Fraternal Order of Moof, the dogcows, the best clan name in the world, have turned 7 years old. Posted by Fornaught, best clan leader evar:

On August 12th 1999 - Sid, McBain and Bengrim gathered the dogcows for their first recorded TFC match. The opponent was CCC and the maps were 2fort and Well, in the OGL. FOoM beat the Crispy Conspiracy Coalition 90-0, 40-20 in that first match.

At the beginning of OGL, FOoM ranked around 50th to start. By January we had risen to 2nd in the OGL, and playing CNBL for the title. That ended our run in OGL. We continued on in TFC with other leagues like STA-TFC, the IGL and the TFL.

In a few days we will mark another anniversary, August 26th 1999, which was our first match in the STA-TFC League. For those who do not know - we are still playing STA-TFC, where we have played continuous matches since that day!

Thanks to everyone that has been a part of our great clan!

If you've ever played competitive TFC, you know who FOoM is. You'll remember FOoM@Chicago1 (the #1 TFC pub) and the FOoM Logalyzer (still in use today and ported to other HL mods). The most respected clan in the game and they are still going strong. Just lost a damn title shot on a new stupid map, had it been Scrummage, they would've won. Also, the 5v5 team, .the.produkkt is also still doing very well in STA.

I'm sure my 2old2play brothers will make it to 7 years and beyond with no problems since we have the same core characteristics.

 

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DSmooth sucks at Frogger

Just got done pwning the big n00b DSmooth in Frogger, 6 games to 1.  Suck it bitch

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