When I was 8 years old, I had a BB-gun and it was awesome.  One day while playing outside I put my BB-gun down to go do something.  My 3 year old brother picked it up and was looking down the barrel of the BB-gun.  My mom saw this and became furious.  She took the BB-gun from him and began pumping it vigorously (like that one time I walked in on my mom and dad).  The mind of an 8 year old doesn’t think all that fast, but I then realized why she was pumping it, the bitch was going to shoot me.  I turned to start running, got maybe 5 feet, and pop, right in the back, “the bitch shot me” I thought to myself as I fell hard to the ground as if I had been in a Compton drive by…

Sandy V

Because the whole fucking town if full of cry-babies...

Too easy.

Sandy V.

C&N News is reporting that 7 males from the West Coast were recently arrested at a San Francisco movie theatre for disturbing the peace, lude behavior, public nudity, and public sex acts.  The 7 men, identified as TheLotusEater, c93rich, BCKinetic, bobocrazedmonky, swooshdave, SugartasticJ, and SuedeGLuthor, went to see the Oscar nominated movie "Brokeback Mountain" when witnesses state that the men were so aroused by scenes in the movie when two male lovers "got it on" that all 7 men began to strip and have sex with each other.

The 7 men are reportedly members of an online gay "clan" called 2old2live.  C&N contacted the co-owner of the parent "clan" of 2old2live, 2old2play, a man by the name of doodirock.  doodi, as he likes to be called, only had this to say in his statement "I always knew something was fishy with those guys.  I visited them last year and had a great time, but I have an 8 hour memory gap where I had lost consciousness after some heavy drinking and all I can remember is my ass hurting really bad the next day.  It's going to take years of therapy to get over this...”

One disturbed witness at the seen stated "I didn't know anyone could stuff so much in their mouth at once, and swallow." in reference to an act performed by TheLotusEater.

More coverage on this story and more at 11...

Yea Yea, no updates in a few days.  Work is busy and I did my taxes.

So, some more guest quotes.  These come from who I hope is the next governor of Texas   Kinky Friedman

Gays should be allowed to marry, they should be able to suffer like the rest of us.

A dead atheist is a person all dressed up with no where to go.

Sorry, no nekkid or half nekkid chics.  I keep my pr0n to myself.

Sandy Vagina