A Day Off?!

    How do you people do it? I have 36 hours before I have to go back to work. It's been quite a while since I've had some time off. Maybe I should help around the house? Yeah I could do some laundry between games. I would rather watch some stuff I torrented, but my speakers are screwed up. Maybe if I smoke it'll help me think of something to do? I always have really great ideas when I'm high. In fact.....

I was thinking yesterday of why one room at the hotel suddenly has bugs. Well the most logical reason is, the old bug guy is planting them there. So I was thinking about what if I caught him doing it? I'd have to detain him so I could show that was in fact there. But maybe he'd resist. So I'd have to taser him. Then maybe he would get up with a knife, then I'd shoot him. Well is his truck there? Or did someone drop him off? Maybe when the cops came to get me they would have a trial. Well what if the city I live in is real corrupt? I mean, I have no recording cameras outside. Maybe they would say I planned to kill him all along? Then what? Then I had the crazy idea that if they had ANY of the same jurors during my friend's murder trial that it would be proof the city is in someone else's hands. Then I'd be locked away. So before that maybe I need to get a good defense. No not an attorney, even more guns! Maybe some explosives. Then when they come to try to take me away, I'd take them all down! Use some type of EMP blast to disable communication with other enforcement agencies. Then instead of someone else having an iron grasp on Hot Springs...it'd be me.

So yeah, get high think of crazy ideas. That sounds like a good one. Who knows, maybe I can get caught up on some sleep!

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 11:22 am EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

AK-47

    So I'm lookin' at this AK-47 at a local shop. $450, lay-a-way. Is it a good buy? Also in great condition and Romanian made.

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 11:20 am EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

Thus why I hate locals

So I'm sitting here about 30 minutes ago, minding my own business when I get a guest. I turn off my music and he comes in to rent a room. He's a local, and we normally don't allow locals in our hotel. I tell him, "We've rented to you before but I've had no problems from you. So I'll rent to you but you need to know I have alot of friends on the force so if I have any trouble out of you I will kick you right out and keep your money." He agreed, and no sooner did he take the pen and start filling out the paperwork than his car got stolen by his girlfriend. She drove around the block and he went outside to meet her at the exit.

I grabbed my gun thinking his car had just gotten stolen. I pull the hammer back and wait for her around the corner. He sees me with the gun and says, "Don't please, she's my girlfriend." So I start putting my gun down, and here she comes around the corner. Well I guess he really loves her cause he stood in front of the car, and she hit the gas. I'd say she was doing a good 35-45 mph. And he got hit hard, up and on to the windshield, it really looked like that one guy's avatar of the midget wrestler skidding across the mat. Well he hung onto the car...she kept gassing it. She went up the embankment, hit the divided highway and started hauling ass... I don't nkow if he was still hanging on or not.

They go down about 300-400 ft. down the road and she's going faster and faster, she runs off the road into the ditch and flips the car over. I was already on the phone with 911 cause this fucker got hit fucking hard. I'm screaming oh shit as the car flips over. I tell them 2 people one hit by car, other driving car and car is now flipped over. I run back to the office and put my gun up and start running as fast as I could to the crash. I'm screaming out for the guy, "Hey man tell me you're alright!" "Oh please don't be underneath that goddamn car!" I heard voices from the road she was trying to go on. I yell but no one answers. The police officer shows up and I wave him down cause I gave them the address to the hotel at first. We look everywhere for the guy and can't find him nor the cunt that ran him down.

The police question me as we're looking for them. Well I walk with the FD while the police look to where I heard voices, I make it all the way back to my hotel. I grabbed his ID he left on the counter and came back out and meet up with FD. We make it back to the crash and they have the girl in custody. I kept telling them, the guy could very well be under the car. They never even began to pick up the car. This is all still going on and I'm about to drive back down there to see what's happening.

So I guess I'm not taking a nap tonight.

*UPDATE*

I just got back from down the street. The woman said that he had kidnapped her and she found her only way of escape as she told the police. They asked me how they were when they came in, I said that he was the only one that came in. Welp I figured there was nothing else so I start heading back to my truck, and I see the guy walking down the steet. I yelled as loud as I could for the cops and they came a runnin'! The guy put his hands up when I said there he is. The police made it to me and start drawing their guns and instructed him to put his hands on the hood the whole routine. They cuff this guy , with his head all swollen and legs hurt bad. They question him and they put him the the squad car. Goddamnit, me and my security guard were just joking about  how nice and quiet it had been all night.

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 4:50 am EDT | Permalink | 7 Comments

So I sit inside looking outside.

So I'm sitting here in the office. And we have such nice windows that let you see the field across the highway.  It just seems so nice out there...Whenever it's a nice day and I have to work inside, I really feel the need to outside. Not because that's where I urinate, but I just miss be able to go outside and play.  The kids like to go out, but they just sit around for about 15 minutes, get bored then go back inside. I'm thinking of buying a bike so I can go biking with them. I'd really like to be fishing right now. Smoke a joint, and cast the line out...you know, have something to do while I think. So maybe this is just a helpful hint. Go outside if it's sunny a breezey. Smoke a joint, and take your shoes off. Relax my fellow gamers, because if I have to go without my 360, so should you!

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 3:34 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

I fucking swear to god...

 I fucking swear to god, fucking people and their shit. I mean really, this woman just came in saying she wanted a cot for her room. I said sure, it'll be $10. "Well they didn't tell me that when I arrived, they said they would set one up for me tonight." Well ma'am I'm telling you now, it's $10 for a cot, you give me $10 I'll set the cot up for you right now. "Oh fuck this shit, I knew we should have stayed at another hotel." Well of course you should have, with that shitty attitude you probably should have gotten drunk and fucked some bum on the street and died of some horrible disease. "Well I'm sorry ma'am, I can't give you free service." Do people really think if they curse alot at someone behind a desk that they're going to help them out? Do these assholes not realize that they signed a contract giving me the right to kick them the fuck out and not give them any money back? I mean really! I'm not saying I take people's money and give them bad service, I'm as fair as fair can be. But why on earth do people take their aggressions out on clerks and service people? These people HANDLE YOUR FOOD. Mmmm Spit City! The nice kicker here, is that the daughter just called to get the internet code. Very nice sounding girl, but how the hell did someone that nice come out of a CUNT THAT MEAN?

So yeah, my advice to anyone staying at a hotel, if you have a REAL problem, be kind and respectful. And not to mention read the contract you are signing! And don't expect to get everything for free. "Well I talked to this one girl and she said I could stay for free since I had such a bad time last time."  "Well who did you speak with?" " I don't know, but she worked here, and she said so, so I should get my free room."  Yeah right. Just because you said someone told you huh? Well shoot dog! I guess going to that LAN party I'll do the same thing! Surely it works on small minded folks in Arkansas, why not big city folk in Chicago? Fucking idiots. Jesus Fucking Christ. I am so sure that if anyone from this website came and stayed, they would say this is one great little place. Of course I'm not the Ritz, nor the Arlington, not to mention the Double Tree, but I have some damned good rates, and clean rooms. So yeah, I'm ending my rant, cause I might get worked up and go off on the next person, and I am running out of gardening space to bury the bodies.

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 12:44 am EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments