Smart people are smart.

       Just a short rant. Last Thursday night we had alot of rain. ALOT OF RAIN. It flooded all of downtown district and went over a bunch of bridges in our area. What does this have to do with smart people? Not to piss anyone off, no wait, yes to piss someone off in the hopes they'll realize a multi million dollar mistake that cost private citizens their businesses... A friend of mine was contracted in 1990 to clear out the drains of downtown because of the 100 year flood we had here back then. Since he is one of "dem-dar-cert-i-fied" engineer, he recommended a new sewer system to prevent this from ever happening again. Well I guess the city felt it was too much and the risk just wasn't there. Welp, 18 years later, Thursday, April 3rd, 2008, late at night, all those stores flooded downtown again...in almost a foot of water. So Monday he resent his work order with high lighted text of them rejecting it. But of course now the price is much higher, seeing as how the cost of living is up and everything like that. Welp should have gotten a good deal when it came to you the first time! Rant end.

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 9:43 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

Continental Breakfast

       Alright, surely everyone has been to a hotel or motel that has continental breakfast served. But what is it with people that aren't happy with free food? Sure it's not bacon, eggs, steak, pancakes, waffles, and some other things that require a full cook staff to serve! The hotel/motel I work at is pretty cheap, for a weekday a single runs at most 59.95 on a weekend during the on season! And during off season the same room is 44.95. I have had more complaints lately because we don't have a full breakfast. "You think this is a continental breakfast! Where are the eggs and pancakes?" Sorry sir, this ain't yo' momma's house, and if it were, I'm sure she's slap the shit out of you for bitching about free fucking food. Just to let you know, we carry: Doughnuts, cereal, bagels, bread (white and wheat), honeybuns, doughnut holes, cinnamon mini doughnuts, milk, juice, and of course coffee. So is anything wrong with that? Hell sometimes if they're on sale, I'll get muffins just for the fuck of it.

     And yes I know it's free, but I hate when they bring their kids in. Little Timmy gets a whole fuckin' doughnut and can't finish it and throws 9/10 of it away. Yeah I know, "who'd eat a partially eaten doughut?" Well I finish off alot of our kid's meals. I hate being wasteful. I put fucking doughnut holes out for this very reason. Your little brat of a child can't stuff a whole fucking doughnut, give them the holes please. And you know how many little fuckers they send by themselves up here?! If I were into stealing little kids and selling them, I would have bought this place after the first year.

    Another fucking sucky thing, you know those cereal dispensers? Yeah, you know how many world class smart asses I have that can't figure those out? Oh yeah, more than you think. I have to constantly go in there and politely show them how to turn a freggin' knob. Even says, "Turn knob to agitate." With little arrows that point up on top. But no, these assholes feel the need to beat, shake, and throw the fucking thing around. And not to be rude to anyone from the surrounding areas, but please stop being stupid. Just stop. It really is heartberaking knowing that you're in my rooms procreating SOMETHING that'll be just as moronic as you.

    So any suggestions on what else to serve here? I have aready asked my boss if we could do the whole waffle thing. I'm thinking about doing it without his permission for a weekend and get everyone to write about how good it was (oh I'm good about getting guests to do that!) But in a lighter note, I really would like to hear from anybody about this!

    And since this about the place I work I'll go ahead and say this, if you make a reservation for anything anywhere you will be charged for not being there. Simple right? Nope, not 'round these here parts! We have a policy that if you want to cancel you have to give us 24 hour notice prior to your arrival. Try doing that with a cruise line! And what about a doctor's office? Yup, I'm quite sure you get charged a fee for not coming in. Basically, in case you don't know, this make us loose money. If I have 4 rooms reserved for one person and they put up their credit card and say "Why yes I will be there!" then by god they better show! I hold a room, if the credit card is good, until 6 am the following morning. Trust me, I would really want to sell the room if you were coming, hell if you told me I could do it. But since I waited so long and you never came, I am now out 4 rooms I could have sold. Yes, I'm going to be rude to you on the phone about it, I have caught enough flak from MY boss about it. Plus this makes you seem like a deadbeat. If you feel you can't make it, try holding the room on just your promise. "Hold me a room! I'm David. No, no credit card, only cash for me! Well I don't have one cause I have terrible credit! No I never go through with anything I say I am." Fuck you dead beat...fuck you.

     Oh another side note, we use Mexicans as housekeepers. No not illegals, they must have all papers or they don't work here. Granted they might not speak and understand english, but they are a better worker than any white, black, yellow, brown, shit even blue people.  Sorry, sad fact. I'd love to hire a bunch of pretty white girls that were all blonde with big tits, but they would never get anything clean. I have one mexican girl today that is doing one whole half block by herself. That's 10 rooms I have her doing deep cleaning duties. Defrost all fridges, clean all trim, clean EVERYTHING in the bathrooms. vacuum under all beds, clean under everything, just basically cleaning all rooms entirely. Then I have this old white woman that's been here for about a month wanting a raise. This Mexican girl has worked here for about 2 months now and is happy to work at all! So you tell me who I want to clean for me? Yeah thought you'd see it my way.

    

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 12:48 pm EDT | Permalink | 9 Comments

Hey all...just got access.

Just got access...don't have long. Flooding has hit Hot Springs, I had alot of guests tat were turned away at major intersections due to rising waters. Tornadoes south and east of us, but not by much. School closing through out, and the freggin' hotel is flooded! Just wanted to say hi and try to throw a flare out to anyone with a life ring or boat! We'll be alright, so long as the rain let's up.............

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 7:10 am EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments

Just to show how far off I am...

Just to show all of you how far my extremes go. I love me some freggin' ICP. That's right, Insane Clown Posse...but how about some Junior Brown? Ha! Didn't see that one did you? Glenn Miller? Oh you bet, I just wish I could do a trumpet solo just like in the Anvil Chorus rendition his orchestra did. Only mine would be better 'cause I'd add about 2 notes between each note made in that one. So yeah where else do I go? X-Japan, like that 80's hair band stuff? How about in Japanese! Oooo even cheesier! Of course I could tell you about more mainstream stuff I like: Cash, Tool, MSI (mainstream? really?), Triple Six Mafia (Yes, triple six, not that new gay shit 3-6, don't believe me? Download Mystic Stylez), The Minibosses. Meh, just a few. So back to more obscure things and random thoughts exploding through my fingers to the keyboard as I listen to Shut Me Up from M.indless S.elf I.ndulgence. Ayumi Hamasaki? Anyone hear her stuff? Oh man, makes me feel like a little girl! Oh wait, stop randomness please brain, thank you. How's about The Pillows? FLCL anyone? But one thing that I really am guilty of dancing to naked in my living room is Eurobeat stuff. Mostly stuff from Initial D. So check out that anime if you like cars, driving theories, or cheesey old 90's dance music. That's right, unlike the elders here, I grew up listening to most of my music in the 90's. Cheesey and cheap, bestest music of my life. So what else can anyone suggest to expand my listening experience? I only have a limited time before I go deaf since all of us are over a QUARTER OF A CENTURY OLD. Prior to me leaving this blog to the site and for me to get back onto Xbox Live, I have some suggestions for video watchin'. Initial D (start from the beginning) Neon Genesis Evangelion (I am the spear of longenius!) Ghost In The Shell (movies and S.A.C. series and movie but only in order!) Appleseed (probably both) and of course Macross (series or movies, I just watched Macross: Do You Remember Love? brings me to goosebumps and tears every time.)  Speaking of tears, I cried at the end of Big Fish. Yeah that's right, old men dying with family around them make me cry real hard. Gotta problem with that?

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 1:11 pm EDT | Permalink | 11 Comments

Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK

Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK...well let's see. They get into Chromhounds, then leave real quick. So whenever I come on, "Oh they were just on 30 minutes ago! Damnit...just missed them. Welp, I might as well go to Halo3 since they probably won't be coming back." And as soon, AND I MEAN AS SOON, as I find that last asshole for a DLC objective, *pop* Onesimos is online. *pop* Sha is online. And I mean right at the same time. Then while I'm trying my damnedest to quickly end the game (not by team killing or giving up mind you!) I get the messages, "Halo sucks" "Why aren't you in 'hounds?" FUCK YOU GUYS! I want to play! I figured you weren't coming back but NOOOO!!!. And then, when I work a graveyard shift, there they are playing 'hounds.  And I swear it's not just , "Sha is playing Chromehounds," but "Shaw is playing Chromehounds, and you're at work, asshole." What the fuck man!? How do you do that Sha? But luckily when I'm not there, they are deranking, and sucking, and killing each other, and falling off cliffs and killing themselves.  So now I don't feel so bad about them playing late at night without me.  Oh I'm ready for the, "Oh yeah, well Desk fell asleep before we left the lobby to a new game and sat there and got killed from being passed out drunk." Hey man, I'm playing my character to the T. He's a drunk Russian, what were you expecting? Some kinda sweet smelling russian hottie dude? What the fuck, man! So yeah, Ones and Sha SUCK! Suck suck suck suck!

 

 

 

Nah, I'm only kidding, these guys are the only ones I'd leave Halo for. So that being said, anyone who actually DOES have a problem with them can suck the shit out of my asshole because that'll be the only thing you can do to save your life from my pistol being placed against your ear.

-FTFO 

Posted by TheCarnivalAngel @ 9:41 am EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments