HOW'S THE WEATHER

WE CONSTANTLY SPEAK OF THE WEATHER. IT PROBABLY THE NUMBER ONE TOPIC OF SMALL TALK AND MILLIONS TUNE IN EVERYDAY TO SEE THE LOCAL WEATHER AND PLAN FOR THE DAY AHEAD. HOWEVER HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW OFTEN THE METEOROLOGIST ARE WRONG AND THEY NEVER LOSE THEIR JOBS. WHAT A GREAT JOB, " SCREW UP THE FORCAST NEARLY EVERYDAY AND NEVER LOSE YOUR JOB." IT MUST BE GREAT. I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY, I THINKS THAT IT IS JUST GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOR. I BELIEVE HE WATCHES THE FORCAST AND AT A WHIM CHANGES IT JUST TO SCREW WITH THE WEATHER DUDE OR DUDETTE. THEN I THINK THEY SIT AROUND AND GET A BIG LAUGH OUT OF IT.

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GUY TIME

I'm speaking to the males for this one so don't think me sexist . I had a famillar experience last night which I'm sure all the male readers will appreciate. Its sitting in that chair at the department store by the dressing room while your significant other tries on clothing. Now perhaps there are a few females out there whose male counterparts  are clothes-horse and tries on clothes at the store all the time, but I kinda doubt it. And I can't complain too much for it does not happen all the time with me, but could with all the modern conveinces they could  make it more entertaining. A tv and a 360 would do it for me. But there is some sort of time distortion factor involved in sitting in that chair, time reverts to slo-mo and I lose my mind. If she came out and showed me every outfit or if I could really crtique honestly the outfit it might have some meaning. But any experienced male knows you read your woman and judge how much she likes the outfit or how she thiks she looks in it and then agreed with her. I mean thay have pee-pee holder on toliet (the tolilet ring that goes all the way around the front and permits you to play psp or read while tend to personal needs) how hard can it be to make the dressing room chair more interesting? Here I wait dfor your comments.

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Showing My Age

    I begin to think what an incredible age we live in and then I think I'm showing my age. I probably a little older than most of you. as they say around here 'Im so old I was on the planning comission for dirt. But back to the subject. i'm old even not to take the internet, and by the garace thereof on-line game play, cell phones, and a million other, for granted, and other advances i'm not going to sit here and name that have occurred since i was a kid. These thing were sci-fi when i was growing up. Not to mention even things like cloning, face transplants,, gene-mapping, pre-natal surgery.These advancements are amazing, if you think not that many decades have passed since the invention of penicillin and anesthetics.
    The other night I played on-line with 3 or 4 people from England and one or two from Scotland, it wasn't until after the game the idea blew me away. You see i remeber when rotarty dial phones were the only phones and when everybody had black and white tvs which received 3 to 4 channels  3,4, 11, 13 , 53. So much progress in such little time. Its real hard to get your head around it. My son works for Sony-Ericsson producing new cell phone and the work he does just blows me away. The last phone he produced had a built-in ped-a-meter, a song sampler that would go on line and tell you the song title, artist,and date and album it was released on.
Just some thoughts an oldster wanted to share. I think I've shown my age so much i need a nap. Thanks for listen to the rants of an old grey beard.

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FEAR IN THE AISLES OF WAL-MART

JUST A QUICK THOUGHT WOULD LIKE TO SHARE LAST NIGHT THE WIFE AND I WENT SHOPPING AT WAL-MART AND WHAT WE PASSED IN THE AISLE TERIIFIED ME. THERE WADDLING LIKE A DUCK AFTER CRACKERS WAS THIS FEMALE WHOSE REAR APPURTENANCES WERE LEGENDARY. AS I CREPT BY MY WIFE ASKED WHAT WAS I AFRAID OF AND SHE AND I EXPLAIN THAT I FEARED IF THE ELASTIC BROKE ON HER UNDERGARMENTS I WOULD BE CAUGHT IN AN "ASSALANCHE" !!! i WAS GIVEN A STERN ELBOW AS SHE CHUCKLED . LATER SHE REMAKED AT LEAST SHE WAS WALKING NOT RIDING ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC CARTS AND I SAID THAT WAS OBVIOUS BECAUSE SHE DID NOT FIT/HER CHEEKS WOULD HAVE RUBBED THE REAR WHEELS. sHE OT UPSET AND SAID SHE HAD A PROBLEM AND I AGREED SAYING SHE HAD A PROBLEM PUSHING HERSELF AWAY FROM THE DINNER TABLE.

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SO DARK THE FANTASY OF MAN

I WAS RAISED A STRICT HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE BAPTIST. AND OVER THE YEARS HAVE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH THE CHRISTIAN FAITH, AND ITS NOT JUST THE DA VINCI CODE THING. ALTHOUGH TRUE OR NOT ITS MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN THE HOLY SCRIPTURE. FIRST I ALWAYS QUOTE THE MAJOR FLAW WITH GENESIS IS DINOSAURS. WHERE IN THE CREATION STORY DO DINOSAURS FIT. THEY DON'T. I WON'T INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BY ELABORATING BUT FIGURE IT OUT . WORLD CREATED IN 7 DAYS/DINOSAURS HERE MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE MEN.
IT WOULD TAKE ME A LIFE TO LIST THE ATROCITIES COMMITTED IN THE NAME OF A GOD NOT ONLY OUR GOD BUT ALL GODS. THE SPANISH INQUISITION, THE CURSADES, AND OBVIOUSLY 911. THE IDEA THAT GOD IS INFALLIBLE THE SEED IN AN AVOCADO, THE NECK ON A GIRAFFE. THE PLACEMENT OF CERTAIN FEMALE ORGAN (HE PUT THE OUTHOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO THE SNACK BAR). AND HE GAVE MEN NIPPLES.
THE DIVINE CREATOR GAVE US FREE WILL THEN PROCLAIMED HE WOULD SEND US TO HELL FOR USING IT,. THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE PARENTS CAN YOU IMAGINE SENDING ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN TO A PLACE EVEN CLOSE TO HELL FO0R ANYTHING.
MY BIGGEST SPIRITUAL CRISIS CAME ABOUT 4 TO 5 YEARS AGO WHEN ON AN EASTER SUNDAY AND A TORNADO RIPS THROUGH A CHURCH KILLING A CHOIR FULL OF CHILDREN SINGS GODS PRAISES. THE CHURCH COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN MORE PACKED IF IT HAD BEEN CHRISTMAS. WHAT WAS THAT I MISSED THE CRACK HOUSE AT THE OTHER, OOPS I MISSED THAT TERRORIST CELL IN ATLANTA.
NOW DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME I DO BELIEVE IN GOD, HOWEVER I BELIEVE HE SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE LOST INTEREST. LIKE A PETULANT CHILD BORED WITH AN ANT FARM.
DON'T PEG ME AS GLOOM AN DOOM BUT I BELIEVE LIFE IS WONDERFUL. I DON'T RELY ON SOME REMOVED DEITY TO CONTROL MY LIFE, I CONTROL MY MY OWN DESTINY. IF GOD HAVE WNTED ME TO GET ON MY KNEES AND ASK FOR EVERTHING HE WOULD HAVE BUILT IN KNEE-PADS. BUT HE DID GIVE TWO HAD AND TWO FEET AND I THINK THAT IS HOW HE EXPECTED ME TO GET THROUGH. THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER. DEATH BEFORE DEPENDS!!!!!!!

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