Whats up

Well time to get online and game has been pretty much spanked lately  but I can still slip in a funny now and then!

Later 

funnies

Well its been some time since I posted and... well really thought about it but just wanted to say hey to all that actually read these blogs and enjoy.

Sad but True

Whats up all just bored and posting up a funny from a friend

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him .

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed ..

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Later!

What's up!

Good morning hope you all had a good thanksgiving and I leave you with this little tidbit of humor.

Grandmas Don't Know Everything........

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people
sleep in the same room And one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the
other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't
called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants
to talk to you."

Later

Thats How!

 I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are on the side of the road and slowly the other driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and you know how I get at times, so.......

Well, I could NOT believe my eyes . . he was a DWARF!

But his attitude sucked and he storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,  

                                      "I AM NOT HAPPY!" 

I could not help myself,  I looked down at him and simply said,

  "Well, which one are you then?". . .  and that's when the fight started!

Later!