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MTK Style Rant

Have you ever seen those comercials for the "More Taste League" by Miller Lite? That damn commissioner pisses me off. So the guy is in the bar and orders a Miller Light. The bartender(who is the comish in disguise) proceeds to tell the guy "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of Miller Lite" and when the guy asks for any other lite beer he gets in trouble for it?!?!?!?!?

So you tell the dude you're out of the beer that he wants to drink which is the beer you say he should drink and then make him beg for leinency because he didn't order Miller Lite..... Fuck you buddy

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There Goes The Neighborhood....

"It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed.
The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr Jonathan Barber of Wisconsin, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 8:00am (2am local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr. Barber was the first to place a telephone call to the IEDAB's Geocide Hotline (+44 115 09Ω 4127, ask for Other Dave) at which point IEDAB officials performed an emergency check of their own instrumentation and verified Mr. Barber's report, as well as fixing the exact time of geocide.

Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth."

The Earth Has Been Destroyed, What Do I Do?

Don't Panic.

If you took the advice in our leaflet, "Preparing For Geocide", you will have made arrangements for this eventuality by preparing a Geocide Refuge either on a space station, ark ship, or other Earth-like planet. If you have done this, now is the time to make your way to your refuge. Do not stop to collect belongings, pets, or sentimental souvenirs of Earth, such as rocks.

If you have not prepared a Geocide Refuge and your local governing body has not created one for you, your best bet is to signal for help using a walkie-talkie or cellular telephone. Possibly a passing extraterrestrial will rescue you.

My Baby's In There!

Your baby has most likely been destroyed.

The Earth Hasen't Been Destroyed! What Are You Talking About?

Some of you will find it tougher to let go than others. There will be counselling sessions running on Pluto starting in mid-April. The first is at 7:15pm on Thursday 18th. BYOO2.

qntm.org/

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Seamless Pictures

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The Lamp is a lie

Remember this picture?

Yes it really was what you thought it was.....

Sand Crabs?

I swear its a candle

Twins?

Teh Joker

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Colt 45 B.C.

In ancient Egypt, beer was legal tender. The minimum wage for a day's work was two jars, each several gallons in size. The pharaohs collected jars as taxes and tributes.

Anheuser-Busch wasn't the first to use boobs to sell beer. In ancient Sumner -- aka modern-day Iraq -- images of topless barmaids were carved into the walls of beer shops to attract drinkers.

The Putumayo River tribes of the Amazon would eat captives only after an eight day beer festival.

After battle, Vikings drank ale from the boiled skulls of their enemies. Also, any pledge or statement made while drunk was considered legally binding.

Alulu Tablet - a receipt for "best" beer from 2050 BC in the ancient Kingdom of Ur

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Have You Seen......

What Doodi's blog really says

It's been seen before, but its so cool

Gas

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MTK

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You Are Teh Suck.......

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Just like Baines......

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Ain't that the truth...

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Friday....

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O RLY???

From PC World

Nintendo's popular Wii game console will displace Microsoft's Xbox 360 as the new-generation game machine, iSuppli said Thursday.

The market researcher forecasted that the global installed base of Wii game consoles will rise to 30.2 million units in 2008, up from 18 million in 2007, putting it ahead of the Xbox 360's projected 25.7 million units.

The Wii is already riding a wave of popularity that saw it win the greatest growth among new game consoles last year, according to iSuppli figures. There were only 3.2 million units in people's homes at the end of 2006, jumping to 18 million at the end of last year. The Xbox 360 retained its lead as the console in most homes last year by edging out the Wii with 18.2 million units, while the PlayStation 3 lagged rivals with 10.3 million, up from 1.8 million per year earlier.

iSuppli did not include older game consoles or handhelds in their report.

The market researcher chalks up Nintendo's success to a strategy of offering a lower-cost game console targeted at everyday people, rather than an expensive console with the latest graphics aimed at video game lovers. The main difference between the Wii and its rivals is the wireless controller and sensors that detect hand motion and speed. The innovation puts motion into gaming, because users swing the Wii controller to hit virtual baseballs and golf balls on their TV screens, go bowling and fight in boxing.

The Wii currently sells for $249.99 in the U.S., according to electronic retailer Best Buy's Web site, while the Xbox 360 costs $349.99 and the PlayStation 3 $399.99.

www.pcworld.com/article/id,142531-c,gameconsoles/article.html

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Question....

Is it socially acceptable to stare, gawk, gaze, at establishments such as Hooters?

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Ummmm

Space balls?

Hello

2 times the crack

Sjam and FB make up

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Last minute gift ideas

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