Gordon Keith Show Halloween Scream Contest

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Posted by br1ckt0p @ 9:03 am EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

Bitch

I usually try not to use that term too much in public...at least with a serious tone.  But this happened in my own backyard, and this reporter's tactics REALLY piss me off.

Posted by br1ckt0p @ 3:59 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

BUSCH LEAGUE

What do these 4 football coaches have in common?


They're all Busch League pricks. They've all performed a shitty, questionably sportsmanlike time out move. Here's how it works: You call the ref over and say, "Hey, I'm going to do this pussy ass move, so stand right here next to me. I'm gonna call timeout right when the other team snaps the ball for the field goal. OK, wait...wait...wait...NOW!" Somehow the refs let it go. If I were a ref, I wouldn't grant it. It's easy. Just say that the coach didn't get the call out in time. OR don't go stand by the fucking coach. Stand on the field and watch the god damned play. But back to the Busch League coaches. You guys are pussies. Plain & simple. It's not gamesmanship. It's not strategy. It's faggy. Call the time out to ice the kicker, or don't. Apparently your teams fucking suck, because you resort to these bitch tactics to try and get the win. Guess what else. It doesn't work. Ask Busch League expert Dick Jauron. He did it LAST NIGHT...and it failed right in his face. The ROOKIE KICKER owned your ass. To those of you who have done it...you suck. Period. You have nothing else in your bag. And rest assured the competition committee will recommend a new rule about it for next year. To people like Wade Phillips...please don't ever do this. Please. You're too good for this. It's chicken shit.
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Now on to the other leaders of Busch Leaguedness...ESPN. You guys suck dick, too. NOBODY can fuck up a football broadcast as bad as you. Your coverage is whorish. Your presentation is whorish. The majority of my HDTV screen is taken up with stupid graphics. Stop it! Let me watch the game. And STOP MAKING ME WATCH THE GAME FROM BEHIND THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE!!! They are the worst seats in the house. If I wanted those, I'd go to the game! I want my sweet 50-yard line seats. All the time. I'd rather you just leave the camera there all night. Instead of watching the Bills' fake punt with a view of EXACTLY how far the punter needed to go (and ultimately how far he got), I watched him from behind. I couldn't see shit, and I hated it. Mike Tirico is AWFUL. Just terrible. He makes more mistakes in play-by-play than any other broadcaster I've ever heard. Ever. It's not like this is his first time broadcasting. But he still screws up names. He still says the wrong team name. He still can not read the down and distance correctly. He still tries to call the result of the play before officials rule on it, and always gets it wrong. The ESPN MNF cast is ugly as shit, too. Really. I'm not looking for Victoria secret models, but I watch games in High Definition. Tirico looks like a retarded kid that went to a school at which I once worked. Kornheiser is just nasty looking. Really nasty. I can't overstate how ugly Kornheiser is. Watching him in SD, I assumed he was just a normally ugly dude. But in HD, he's really, really fugly. And the ESPN rooting interests are an absolute beating. ESPN staff openly root for Buffalo. They all do. Berman (another hack whom I can not stand) loves when the Bills compete and win. the booth guys last night couldn't have been more in favor of the Bills pulling the upset. It was evident. Jaworski (whom I normally like) had his Bills jersey ready to go. I remember when my beloved Rams were in the Super B0wl. ESPN, almost to a person, rooted for Tennessee. People like Berman were so defeated when they had to talk about the Rams win, and it was hysterical to me. It's apparent that CBS has the best football broadcast of everyone. Keep it up, CBS!

Posted by br1ckt0p @ 9:54 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

Univ of FLA Kid Tasered

 

Boy, did this kid have it coming. He's so fucking typical of today's generation of entitled college brats. Look, kid, you earned this. His mic was cut off. Not because his questions were so hard-hitting that Sen Kerry couldn't handle them. You're way too impressed with yourself. That's the base of the problem. You talked too much. You talked too long. After a few questions, they turned off your mic so others could ask questions. The police were ordered in to help escort you from the mic. YOU, with your head up your ass, start resisting and yelling about, "You're arresting me?!?". Kid, you're a bitch.

See, here's the deal...when you resist and appear to fight back with the cops, well, that's not smart. It's combative. You were illogical and frankly, crazy acting. They could've (and by my opinion should've) beat your ass down when you started the little pussy-fuck squirming shit you did (my 5-year-old did that 2 years ago). You showed you wanted a fight. In real life, that earns you a beat-down. As it stands, you're in the cloistered world of academia. They're less likely to beat your ass. However, you weren't ready to leave the auditorium until they hit you with 40,000 volts, were you? Boy, they got you out quick after that, though.

You're in college, son. Consider this a lesson learned. Don't think just because you've taken Civil Liberties that you know how to out talk the cops. They don't need to talk. It's not their job. They did their job 100%. YOU were out of line.

Pussy.

Posted by br1ckt0p @ 1:21 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments