Scatter Shooting

• --Have you seen the movie STEP BROTHERS yet? You should. I saw it yesterday and it kicks ass. This is the first time I've heard the words "nutsack" and "drum set" so closely related.
  Also, this points to how some movie reviewers don't get it. They get caught up in useless bullshit. The Ft. Worth Star Telegram gave this masterpiece 2 of 5 stars. Meanwhile that POS assfest musical Mama Mia got 4.
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• --Sometimes it's nice to help friends. A buddy came by yesterday to work on his big ass SUV. He's taking his family for a visit to Tennessee (his parent's house) and wanted to make it as fuel efficient as possible. We did lots of little things: cleaned the plenum at the EGR valve, cleaned the throttle body out, cleaned the MAF sensors, put in a K & N filter, put on a new fuel filter, etc. The pain in the ass is that it was 107 in the shade yesterday. Still, I didn't mind. This guy ran the nail gun on my fence project this past March. He nailed every one of the 800 or so pickets.
  After we finished yesterday, we went to eat BBQ. Good stuff.
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• --My boss is a god damned idiot. He thinks forcing us to see students on a walk-in basis will somehow stop them from complaining. Nothing will stop them from complaining except being clear that there is a certain line not to cross. The more he bends, the more demanding they become. They whine, threaten, and pout. And he gives in some more. What he doesn't know is that his position as director is in major jeopardy. Crap I hope they appoint me.
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• --Went on a 3+ hour motorcycle ride Friday night. Man that was great. It had finally cooled of a tad. AND, I got a new seat. A MUSTANG seat. My tailbone has been begging for it since day one. Any of you motorcycle riders with seat issues need to check out the Mustang. They're pricy, but worth every penny.
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• --Had a good fucking time playing Gears Saturday night. Full rooms and very close games.
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• --I farted at breakfest this morning, and it made my eyes water. I like to stop at Chic-Fil-A. Good sweet tea, and they have biscuits & gravy. Today, not so good.
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• --NERDFEST IS COMING. Once again, I have to skip the LAN. Instead, I'll be going to Indianapolis for GenCon, the biggest board game convention in the US. We have a booth there, and last year was my first time going. I don't play board games, but there are 3 of us who ride up together and man the VixenTor Games booth. Nights are a good time. Expect pictures this year.

Funny. Cruel, but funny.

Rack 'em Willie Is teh Funneh

Such a giggle...watch them in order (probably NSFW):

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