The Beginning of a new Blog.

Hey!  Let's start a Blog!

Why?

Because I'm in a German clean room bored out of my mind.

Have you seen Austin Powers?  The first one?  I'm in Dr. Evil's lair.  Seriously.  It's pretty cool.  If I could find one of those little electric vehicles I would totally go find a skinny hallway and attempt to do a complete 180 degree turn in as many steps as possible.  I may be able to post pictures later.

There are a couple things that make this Dr. Evil's lair.  First of all, it's huge, and white, with no windows.  Lot's of weird equipment laying around.  Everyone is wearing clean suits, hair nets, and those booty things over our shoes.  But the main reason is the announcer lady.  Every once in a while, a woman comes over the loud speaker, undoubtedly announcing something very important in German that I cannot understand.  She sounds like she could be the annoucer in Dr. Evil's lair.  Except I think in the movie it was a dude with a German accent.  Details, shm-etails.  

Either way, everytime I hear her, I just know she's annoucing something about penis-shaped drills about to be plummeted into earth's core.  If only I knew some German, I might be able to save the world.

Ok, enough wasting precious time blogging when I could be off looking for the fembots.  Or working.  Either is good, I guess.