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You MOTORBOATIN SONOVA!!!!

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Its a wonderful Internet

Yes it is check out the story and mind the moral in this happy holiday season! CHEERS!!

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Is it really bliss?

Ignorance, I mean after you listen to the audio how does it make you feel that probly more than half of the votes had no knowledge of his actual policies or what he actually stood for. I mean I know its too late now for anything and I honestly hope he does great, for the good of the country not for himself. But it does make you think that maybe there should be some kind of test to approve whether you can vote or not. Anyways heres the audio: Howard stern Poll AND a little joke for ye:

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Global what?!!

WTF AL?? Where the hell is the warming you promised?? Its the middle of October and its already 32 degrees!! Now THATS an Incovenient Truth......

THAT is a first for me I hate the cold.....

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hipocrits...I hates em!

If only the media had the balls to be fair and balanced, but god forbid they offend a minority or let people make up their own god given minds. If the government wants to regulate anything they should regulate the media in making sure that both sides in politics get same amount and type of coverage and let the people decide. Unless the people on top dont want people to think for themselves. Anyways heres an article to make you think a bit

What if 'SNL' mocked Michelle Obama?

Posted: October 23, 2008
7:17 pm Eastern

© 2008

Perhaps the only institution in America whose approval rating is beneath that of Congress is the media.

Both have won their reputations the hard way. They earned them.

Consider the fawning indulgence shown insider Joe Biden with the dripping contempt visited on outsider Sarah Palin.

Twice last weekend, Biden grimly warned at closed-door meetings that a great crisis is coming early in the term of President Obama:

"Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. ... Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said … we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

A "generated crisis"? By whom? Moscow? Beijing? Tehran?

This is an astonishing statement from a chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee who has access to the same intelligence as George Bush. Joe was warning of a crisis like the Berlin Wall of July 1961, where JFK called for a tripling of the draft and ordered a call-up of reserves, or the missile crisis where U.S. pilots like John McCain were minutes away from bombing nuclear missile sites in Cuba and killing the Russians manning them.

Is Russia about to move on the Crimea? Is Israel about to launch air strikes on Iran's nuclear sites? What is Joe talking about?

If one assumes Joe is a serious man, we have a right to know.

Instead, what we got was Obama's airy dismissal of Joe's words as a "rhetorical flourish" and a media – rather than demanding that Joe hold a press conference – acting as Obama surrogates parroting the talking points that Joe was just saying that new presidents always face tests.

Had John McCain made that hair-raising statement, he would have been accused of fear mongering about a new 9/11. The media would have run with the story rather than have smothered it.

Contrasting McCain with his hero, Joe declared a few weeks back, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and ... said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

Nice historical reference. Except when the market crashed in 1929, Hoover was president, and there was no television.

Can one imagine what the press would have done to Sarah Palin had she exhibited such ignorance of history. Or Dan Quayle?

Joe gets a pass because everybody likes Joe.

Fine. But Joe also has a record of 36 years in the Senate.

Has anyone ever asked Joe about his own and his party's role in cutting off aid to South Vietnam, leading to the greatest strategic defeat in U.S. history and the Cambodian holocaust? Has anyone ever asked Joe about the role he and his party played in working to block Reagan's deployment of Pershing missiles in Europe, and SDI, which Gorbachev concedes broke the Soviets and won the Cold War?

In the most crucial vote he ever cast – to give Bush a blank check for war in Iraq – Joe concedes he got it wrong.

Is Joe's record of having been wrong on Vietnam, wrong in the Cold War, wrong on the Iraq war, less important than whether Sarah Palin tried to get fired a rogue-cop brother-in-law who Tasered her 10-year-old nephew to "teach him a lesson"?

"I've forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know," says Joe humbly. Given his record, it is understandable Joe has forgotten so much of it.

Saturday, the New York Times did a takeout on Cindy McCain that delved back into her problem with prescription pills. Yet when Hillary's campaign manager, Mark Penn, brought up Obama's cocaine use on "Hardball," he was savaged by folks for whom the Times is the gold standard.

The people apparently had a "right to know" of Bush's old DUI arrest a week before the 2000 election, but no right to know about how and when Obama was engaged in the criminal use of cocaine.

The media cannot get enough of the "Saturday Night Live" impersonations of Palin as a bubblehead. News shows pick up the Tina Fey clips and run them and run them to the merriment of all.

Can one imagine "Saturday Night Live" doing weekly send-ups of Michelle Obama and her "I've never been proud" of my country, this "just downright mean" America, using a black comedienne to mimic and mock her voice and accent?

"Saturday Night Live" would be facing hate-crime charges.

How do we know? When the New Yorker ran a cartoon of Michelle in an Angela-Davis afro with an AK-47 slung over her shoulder, New Yorker editors had to go on national television to swear they were not mocking Michelle, but the conservatives who have so caricatured Michelle and the Messiah.

Is there a media double standard? You betcha.

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ZOMFG ROFLMAO!!!

Just watch it...

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Taxes explained better

Just read this on some random blog thought Id pay it forward enjoy!!

U.S. Tax System Explained in Beer

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. ‘Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers?

How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10! ”Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man.
‘I only saved a dollar, too.. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I! ”That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man.
‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two?
The wealthy get all the breaks!
”Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!
‘The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man ( the richest) didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

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Scroll Away!!

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Contents are NSFW its nothing wild still cool though.

Also ever wonder what happens to the suicide bombers when they go to heaven?

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Irony ...

I remember growing up as a kid if you were in some kind of financial need you could always seek within the family for someone to loan you some money like your dad, brother, grandpa or a Rich uncle. I guess the stuff we learn when we are small is stuff that we hardly ever forget. Why? you ask? Well Not only has Uncle Sam approved a "bailout" for wallstreet fatcats to "save" the economy after bad judgements but it seems like the auto industry got a "bailout" also. Didnt see much of this on the headlines but its already been done. Chalk up another $25 billion to the $700 billion and the $1.2 trillion that was lost on wallstreet the day of the 777 loss. Uncle sam is going to be broke here pretty soon if they dont start cleaning house you thought we had problems w/ illegal imigration, drugs, terrorism, the war? Shit look at all the losses taken w/ out the use of a single bullet, just bad judgement. Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword had no idea how much truth those words have. So anyways thats about $2 trillion so far gone but whos counting....

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Creativity Diesel has it

Something to lighten the mood amidst all the financial crapola going on, start pinching pennies and enjoy a good laugh.

This video is VSFW sorta

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Natalie Portman & Tattoos!!

This video has some weird catchy music and plus Natalie looking fine as ever doing some funky dances, cant believe she is actually dating that guy......

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Anyways Ive read a few blogs and see peoples tatoos so I decided to jump in the bandwagon and post pics of mine only two, and maybe someday when I have cashflow again, kids move and get married, (they are only 2 and 4 so itll be a while)...I'll get some more

This one is on my right shoulder mix of symbols ying yang on a cross w/ an eye in the middle of the cross crying blood whilst resting on the star of david.

And this one is tribals wraping around the arm that felt kinda empty so I added a black sun burning red.

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Ninja Cat and they way I want to fly!!

Some funny stuff this morning first off NINJA CAT!!!!

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Also where do you check your bags for flight attendants like these!!!

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it should be poliartics.......

God I feel like my brain is melting w/ all the bullshit going on w/ these politics no wonder they do it every 4 years this shit brings out the worst in everyone. The sad part is that you are not really choosing the best man for the job you are choosing the lesser of two evils. In other words who sucks less, who lies best, who slings BS w/ the best class. Honestly it makes me sick w/ all the double standards and all the PC and all the non issues. Because GOD FORBID something gets done and said that actually matters. If they were hone$t would you still vote??

BTW this should be all politicians intro song....

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blog

bloggity blog blog havent done this in a while .....guess I forgot how.

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online hiatus...

Well I have definetly rediscovered RPG's Its been a LONG time since I played a REALLY good one, by that I mean one that has you playing for over a month. Like the old Final Fantasy 2, 3, VII, I've been spending endless hours in Oblivion, I do mean endless 100+ hours and counting I havent finished main quest line yet and I already created another character to get into when Im done with my current Dark Elf Spellsword. I have to say its hard not doing all the content specially since my character is like an Jack of all trades, one switcharoo of armor and boom stealth assassin FUN!!!. I have mastered the Dark Brotherhood quests and I will go for the Thieves guild as well with this char, once I finish the game with this one I will do Fighters guild and Mages quild with the other character a Mage, that shall be interesting w/ no melee. Anyways this week I will be rejoining the online community for Rainbow Six Vegas 2, after getting burnt out on COD 4 I am looking forward to some new teamplay and more accomplishments!!!

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