Be careful what you wish for

As most guys do as a teenager I remember seeing movies or shows were teens were peering across to their neighbors house to catch a glimpse of someone's breasts.  Well that never happened to me growing up.  It wasn't until tonight at 31 years old that it occurred.

I was pulling the trash bin around the side of the house tonight and I happened to look to my left to see my neighbors blinds open.  Then I saw them a set of tits that sorry to say are much bigger than my wife's staring at me across the window. 




But not as I imagined as a child you see these massive mammaries belonged to my neighbors teenage boy who was prancing around the living room without his shirt on..


I'm going to go throw up now

Posted by mdrisk2006 @ 1:05 am EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

A call to all parents.....HELP!!!

First of all let me say to all of my clan mates I miss you.  Having a 5 week old and a 22 month old my gaming has taken a backseat. My youngest however is starting to get into a regular sleeping pattern so I expect to be back online more often very soon.  Not to mention that my Internet connection has been going down more often than Paris Hilton on a Friday night

Any way back to my topic, I am looking to the fellow parents on this site for any thoughts or suggestions for a recent trend my oldest daughter has found.  Sunday during her nap time marked the 4th occasion that she decided to remove her pants and her diaper although this was the first mess we had.

I was feeding my youngest on the couch and I could hear her stirring in the other room.  My wife was on her way home and I just could not get to her right then.  I was wrapping up the feeding when I began to smell something foul.  I put my youngest in her playpen and went to investigate.  I walked in and found my daughter, her crib, and all her bedding covered in (you know damn well what so I'm not going to say it).  Just then I heard my wife walk in the house.  I yelled for her to get in there right away.

My wife started laughing which I can't blame her but I don't want my daughter to think this behavior was funny or ok regardless so I yelled at my wife to stop.  I immediately took her into the tub and gave her a bath while my wife worked on the crib.  My daughter was covered face, hair, mouth....everything.  It took about an hour and multiple rounds in the washer to get everything cleaned.

I know some of you out there must have faced something like this with your kids and I am looking for any suggestions you may have.  Right now when we put her to bed she is wearing shorts that she cannot pull off to help prevent this.



Posted by mdrisk2006 @ 11:12 pm EDT | Permalink | 11 Comments

Welcome Home

Mom and baby were released from the hospital today.  It's good to be home.  I am humbled and amazed at the difference between my readiness for this child compared to our first.  In the last few weeks before my oldest was born I was extremely nervous and down right scared.  I didn't know if I would be a good father, hell I had never held a baby for more than a couple of minutes my entire life.  This time I was excited, knowing what to expect and how I would handle it was a great relief.

I had ordered a surprise for my wife but I wasn't sure if it would make it before she arrived home.  I made a few calls and I was able to get it delivered about an hour before we got home.  When we pulled up to the house I had my wife close her eyes.  When she opened them she saw this...



She was immediately in tears.  The sign is a rental but we get to keep the stars, we will hang one in each of the girls rooms.  Everyone is sound asleep now except for me....guess I will join in.

Posted by mdrisk2006 @ 11:45 pm EDT | Permalink | 5 Comments

Newest Member

Kaitlyn Marie was born this morning at 7:56 AM.  She weighed in at 7lbs 3 oz and is 19 1/2 inches long.  Mom and baby are doing fine. 


I almost came to tears when I introduced my oldest to her new baby sister.  You can see in the photos that she is patting her.  Baby Kaitlyn was crying and her big sis was trying to make it all better.

Here are a few photos for now.  Had a long day and need to get some sleep.

Does this diaper make my butt look big??



The family


Daddy's Little Girls


Posted by mdrisk2006 @ 9:42 pm EDT | Permalink | 14 Comments

New Baby coming Friday

For my clan members that haven't seen too much of me online in the last couple of weeks, I have been busy getting ready for the new baby.  My wife is scheduled for a c-section Friday morning.  I took off work starting tomorrow so I was planning on getting in as much Rainbow Six Vegas (new maps) tonight and tomorrow as possible.  I got to play for 15 minutes.......

Before leaving for work this morning, I downloaded the new Rainbow Six maps.  Came home and fired up the xbox.  I kept getting some weird artifacts on the screens on a couple of the maps and it was really hard to see.

I rebooted and I get the same thing only on a few maps.

So I go online and search google to see if anyone else is seeing this type of issue.  Nothing to be found.  I boot back up and now I get the issue on Any HD content, videos, games, everything but the dashboard.  I had an extra HD cable so for shits and grins I try it.  Same thing.  I try the second composite port on my TV same thing.

I turn the unit off for an hour or two and grab dinner.  Turn it back on and.....Red Fucking Light

I call MS and they are going to repair for free (which suprised me because I purchased it on 1/1/06, I remember the date because I was at Walmart at 6am when they opened)

I really wanted to play tonight and tomorrow because I won't have time for the next few weeks (which at least makes this a perfect time to send in for repair). 

 Oh well.  I will have a much better time introducing my 21 month old to her new baby sister anyway.


Posted by mdrisk2006 @ 12:06 am EDT | Permalink | 4 Comments