coffee again

Why does the maxwell tubOcoffee mock me so??

I need to  master the art of actually being some what awake while trying to pry open the foil with out the AIRLOCK from hell then spewing coffee everywhere.

I think the person who invented this feature albeit im sure FABULOUS, is the same person who thought this was helpful when calling ANY DAMN COMPANY THESE DAYS " press 1 for english, press 2 for trouble shooting, press 3 for any god damn person to answer this damn phone who actually may be able to assist me, with out me screaming into the phone cause it could not reconize my VOICE prompts.

 

Posted by nae @ 10:37 am EDT | Permalink | 9 Comments

friggin carpool

ok so some of you may know Im not always a ray of sunshine  with that being said when i was approached to be apart of our neighborhood car pool I was shocked to say the least. These are the ladies that mock me cause I dont have my own garden, make my own clothes and drink coffee lol. But i listened Once every 6 weeks not a big deal fantastic. Helps my daughter because she arrives at her new JR High with people helps a bit so I agree. They have a spreadsheet with the stops like Im a damn BUS i know i own a minivan however really I need A STOP LIST? than further down its my week laid out in detail till next may LMAO im not this anal with my damn BILLS never mind a fukn car pool. Ok so THEY pick ME for the first week. OK well that was a kick from the moms i get it. No prob I say screw this Im gonna be the BEST car pool mom EVERRRR.

Now let me set the stage on a typical morning I stager out of bed... I look like What Hit Me and Ran... I search blindly for the coffee pot and make my mud. I yell at the kids.. I sit do my emails sip coffee than some sense of humanity returns to me. WELLL this morning i wake Up I EVEN PUT ON A BRA!!!!! did my hair threw lip gloss on to not scare the poor lil kids lol i poor my coffee in my Scentsy to go MUG Im ready!

First stop..... " YOUR LATE"

second stop ....... You need to go to Patti's first ... SIGh.... teenage eye roll and suckin of the teeth.

third stop......... I smell COOFFFEEEE is that coffeee??? You do know that the heavenly father does not permit coffee right!

fourth stop...........  OMG patti is SHE listening to this. SHE is..... Does SHE know they curse? I bet SHE does you know I've heard her curse alot.  ((((( the disdained reference to SHE was ME)))

fifth stop......... You do know if you had pulled into the drive way I could have been out 4 minutes early next time please do it.

arriving at school ...............   YELLING.....SIGHING>>>>>OHH NOOOO.... RENEEE JEEZ you dont got his way you need to back out turn around blah blah blah...

 

SECOND day of CAR POOL..... I made a sign I kid you not I will up load a pic if I figure out how..

first. SHUT THE FUCK UP! or walk.

second..I drink coffee if i could bathe in it i would.   dont like it.. walk...

third... I fukn curse deal or WALK.

fourth ... Ill drive pick up drop off however i see fit. dont like it.. walk..

I waited till all the kids got in the car and I passed it around.

 

third day of car pool.. I got a call .. Um Renee.. this is... Suzy.. we found someone else to finish carpool and we replaced you by my hubby but we'd love to still have Alaina in the car pool...  prolly out of some pitty for my kid cause she has me as a mom.. BUT hell if I care.

SCORE one for me!

 

Posted by nae @ 10:57 am EDT | Permalink | 13 Comments

WTF, school fees?

ok so after reading Jeeps blog, and now writing out my check for 67.50 for junior high for my daughter  I have a rather odd question,

WHAT happened to FREE Education?  Don't I pay a ridiculous amount of taxes for school ?

Locker fee, book rental fee, lab fee, home ec fee, computer fee... the list goes on.

Now listen I understand Teachers are under paid, and they at times have to purchase supplies for the class to which I say give them raises, Help out!!  I dont mind buying supplies but JR high "fees" do not go to the teachers at all. for my third grader  I buy the costco size tissues for extras... the mega size hand sanitizer, enough markers to choke a horse, all that stuff because I do know they need the classroom support.

Than I get the famed " list of items needed "  from all 7 classes thats another 40 dollars easy.  Than the tween clothes shopping oh JOY! Why is school more stress on ME than it is on her? lol   Oh and the kicker is im like .002  mile short of a bus pick up so now i get to drive her,  so that means A whole lot of fighting in the am, waking my  lil one up early to drive with me, and the 8yo will have to come to because the nosey bich ass moms that live here would call the police if they didn't see her in the car lol. So  I call the school district and said,

HEY listen how about my daughter walk that half a block and meets up with the bus, and we'll call it good!  I apprently  got the one lady on her period with no humor or like for her job to explain to me every god damn rules and regulations the transportation dept had. NEEDLESS to say .. its a NO GO on the bus If i could tolerate the other kids/moms i would join the car pool but im thinking Ill take the hit and drive her my self to avoid them lol God home schooling is looking better and better.... oh wait...I can't do math thats why I went into social work lol  School it is! ..

My next plan.............................SCHOOL UNIFORMS!!!!!!               

Posted by nae @ 11:53 am EDT | Permalink | 9 Comments

water park moms

ok  rant about the water park I literally live at in the summer... It is a block away so its a easy way to entertain the kids for a few hours each day and about a hour at night with luney... he takes my 3 yo down the Huge ass water slides case im to chicken shit i always think i will drown her lol

OK so who the hell shows up at a big ass water park filled with a few hundred screaming kids with friggin  makeup and hair all done up???? well I'll tell you who abot 80 % of the moms that go to Cherry Hill thats who!

So you ask why should this bother you... well it does on 2 levels. One the obvious your at a water park... WATER being the opertive word here... when hair and makeup get wet they both fall lol fall down the face,,,, and hair falls out of the snazy little curls  you  have done .. both are very unattractive by the end of the day, anyway if your at said water park.. with hundreds of kids... why would you YELLLLLL at some children splashing by you???? if you did not want to get wet... here is a suggestion.. DONT GO TO A WATER PARK. I think it is ridiculous to yell at a child for having fun and getting you a bit wet by passing by.  This in fact happend yesterday which is the reason for my rant. My 3 yo is learning to kick her feet this stuck up snobby dirty whore of a women decided it be a good idea to tell my child to knock it off..( yay  knock off that swimming ) lol.. that was her first mistake mind you the second was to think I was above splashing her Maybeline wearing face!  to which I got the OMG and huff..  but made me feel super!

the second cause of this erking me is this... AND mind you its just my opinion, When you take your children to a theme park isn't your intent to interact and have a good time with them? (( most times at least)))   or is it to attend the fashion show it has become? When i arrive the first thing I do is fill up the water guns and go nuts... jump in the water and play.... and generally act like an ASS... as a mom  I think some play time is good?? am I wrong. I get such looks its nuts. By mid day I look like a MAC truck has run me over but my kids are happy and ready for a nap!!!!!  Why has it become in some areas .. or maybe its everywhere or maybe just here in Wonderful UTAH.... ( sarcasm should be noted)  that being a mom is more about how you look or what MAMMOTH mormon mobile  you drive  and how high your hair is poofed in the back... you know that BUMP!!! llmfao oh and how many things you  can make your kid do in a  month lol that rates you as a mom, rather than the fun you have and the happiness of the child?

Eh I guess I'm simple... kids are happy Im doing good.... kids treat others well and with respect , Im doing good... My kids get out of line, they fear me because  I'll Kick an ass or 3 lol  see simple. !

my goal to casually  swim by the " moms" and have my lil one splash them... Game on Bichs!!!!! lmao.... MWahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by nae @ 11:52 am EDT | Permalink | 12 Comments

Doctors!!

My daughter had her adnoids out and tubes in... easy enough right ??? WRONG.  Adnoids gave them some problems so a bit longer in the O.R. ok.... doable.. had to give her morphine for pain k.... understandable.  all things were a go came home all ok  than about 4 days later she is a different kid. In dr. terms she is "altered" a fever of 102' a horrific rash all over and pain in the back of her head?? wtf OK so I dont want to be "that" mom and didnt rush her to the er I wait till the morning. They take one look at her and note she is "altered"  so they draw 97 viles of blood  or what seems like that in a 3 yo arm!!!  and start to push antibiotics ...

Ok I get it... they say at this point... take her home we'll call with the results. UM OK.!!!!! Im no Doctor.. I am also not an over reactor so I figure I go home... and watch. Last night a repeat  preformance... crying in pain the codine not even touching it, fever , rash looks worse. I go in today as per the dr. to be told she has an Infection Of Unknown Origin.. NOW WHAT THE FUCK! she's 3 do you think maybe you could muster up enough get up and figure it the fuck out? So off to the Infectious Diease Dr tomorrow  and a cat scan down at primarys childrens hospital. all the while because I know a few of the Dr.s outside of the office one's telling me to worry about meningitis... HU? one telling me to just watch her... and another to get her to the Hospital... BUT in the same breathe telling me she prolly got it from the Hospital and its a breeding ground for germs and infection...WELL no Shit sherlock.

So now I'm home haven't really slept since Sat. Looking at her sleep .. Dont they always look so pethetic  when they sleep sick?  Pale and just "off"   I'm cranky cause Im so concerned... with no real answers .... haven't slept but I still need to be Mom for the other 2... cook, clean.. recitals. Graduations .. and the Girls scout meeting tonight is our service project ... And not one of these God damn Mothers will cover for me!!!!  Ry's doing his best.. he is working because if he stays home like he wants I bitch in 2 weeks the pay check sucks. lol..  But he is doing what he can.

Posted by nae @ 3:23 pm EDT | Permalink | 14 Comments