nae's Blog - 2old2play

help having brain freeze!

OK i rememeber a female a year or so ago posting they had made a cog necklace??? am i tweaking on to much coffee or is this something I actually read... SOMEONE help please!!!!

P.S. Im sooo going to buy that lancer and put it in my car for the next car pooling adventure.

Fuck with me now bitches. WALK! lol

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coffee again

Why does the maxwell tubOcoffee mock me so??

I need to master the art of actually being some what awake while trying to pry open the foil with out the AIRLOCK from hell then spewing coffee everywhere.

I think the person who invented this feature albeit im sure FABULOUS, is the same person who thought this was helpful when calling ANY DAMN COMPANY THESE DAYS " press 1 for english, press 2 for trouble shooting, press 3 for any god damn person to answer this damn phone who actually may be able to assist me, with out me screaming into the phone cause it could not reconize my VOICE prompts.

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friggin carpool

ok so some of you may know Im not always a ray of sunshine with that being said when i was approached to be apart of our neighborhood car pool I was shocked to say the least. These are the ladies that mock me cause I dont have my own garden, make my own clothes and drink coffee lol. But i listened Once every 6 weeks not a big deal fantastic. Helps my daughter because she arrives at her new JR High with people helps a bit so I agree. They have a spreadsheet with the stops like Im a damn BUS i know i own a minivan however really I need A STOP LIST? than further down its my week laid out in detail till next may LMAO im not this anal with my damn BILLS never mind a fukn car pool. Ok so THEY pick ME for the first week. OK well that was a kick from the moms i get it. No prob I say screw this Im gonna be the BEST car pool mom EVERRRR.

Now let me set the stage on a typical morning I stager out of bed... I look like What Hit Me and Ran... I search blindly for the coffee pot and make my mud. I yell at the kids.. I sit do my emails sip coffee than some sense of humanity returns to me. WELLL this morning i wake Up I EVEN PUT ON A BRA!!!!! did my hair threw lip gloss on to not scare the poor lil kids lol i poor my coffee in my Scentsy to go MUG Im ready!

First stop..... " YOUR LATE"

second stop ....... You need to go to Patti's first ... SIGh.... teenage eye roll and suckin of the teeth.

third stop......... I smell COOFFFEEEE is that coffeee??? You do know that the heavenly father does not permit coffee right!

fourth stop........... OMG patti is SHE listening to this. SHE is..... Does SHE know they curse? I bet SHE does you know I've heard her curse alot. ((((( the disdained reference to SHE was ME)))

fifth stop......... You do know if you had pulled into the drive way I could have been out 4 minutes early next time please do it.

arriving at school ............... YELLING.....SIGHING>>>>>OHH NOOOO.... RENEEE JEEZ you dont got his way you need to back out turn around blah blah blah...

SECOND day of CAR POOL..... I made a sign I kid you not I will up load a pic if I figure out how..

first. SHUT THE FUCK UP! or walk.

second..I drink coffee if i could bathe in it i would. dont like it.. walk...

third... I fukn curse deal or WALK.

fourth ... Ill drive pick up drop off however i see fit. dont like it.. walk..

I waited till all the kids got in the car and I passed it around.

third day of car pool.. I got a call .. Um Renee.. this is... Suzy.. we found someone else to finish carpool and we replaced you by my hubby but we'd love to still have Alaina in the car pool... prolly out of some pitty for my kid cause she has me as a mom.. BUT hell if I care.

SCORE one for me!

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WTF, school fees?

ok so after reading Jeeps blog, and now writing out my check for 67.50 for junior high for my daughter I have a rather odd question,

WHAT happened to FREE Education? Don't I pay a ridiculous amount of taxes for school ?

Locker fee, book rental fee, lab fee, home ec fee, computer fee... the list goes on.

Now listen I understand Teachers are under paid, and they at times have to purchase supplies for the class to which I say give them raises, Help out!! I dont mind buying supplies but JR high "fees" do not go to the teachers at all. for my third grader I buy the costco size tissues for extras... the mega size hand sanitizer, enough markers to choke a horse, all that stuff because I do know they need the classroom support.

Than I get the famed " list of items needed " from all 7 classes thats another 40 dollars easy. Than the tween clothes shopping oh JOY! Why is school more stress on ME than it is on her? lol Oh and the kicker is im like .002 mile short of a bus pick up so now i get to drive her, so that means A whole lot of fighting in the am, waking my lil one up early to drive with me, and the 8yo will have to come to because the nosey bich ass moms that live here would call the police if they didn't see her in the car lol. So I call the school district and said,

HEY listen how about my daughter walk that half a block and meets up with the bus, and we'll call it good! I apprently got the one lady on her period with no humor or like for her job to explain to me every god damn rules and regulations the transportation dept had. NEEDLESS to say .. its a NO GO on the bus If i could tolerate the other kids/moms i would join the car pool but im thinking Ill take the hit and drive her my self to avoid them lol God home schooling is looking better and better.... oh wait...I can't do math thats why I went into social work lol School it is! ..

My next plan.............................SCHOOL UNIFORMS!!!!!!

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water park moms

ok rant about the water park I literally live at in the summer... It is a block away so its a easy way to entertain the kids for a few hours each day and about a hour at night with luney... he takes my 3 yo down the Huge ass water slides case im to chicken shit i always think i will drown her lol

OK so who the hell shows up at a big ass water park filled with a few hundred screaming kids with friggin makeup and hair all done up???? well I'll tell you who abot 80 % of the moms that go to Cherry Hill thats who!

So you ask why should this bother you... well it does on 2 levels. One the obvious your at a water park... WATER being the opertive word here... when hair and makeup get wet they both fall lol fall down the face,,,, and hair falls out of the snazy little curls you have done .. both are very unattractive by the end of the day, anyway if your at said water park.. with hundreds of kids... why would you YELLLLLL at some children splashing by you???? if you did not want to get wet... here is a suggestion.. DONT GO TO A WATER PARK. I think it is ridiculous to yell at a child for having fun and getting you a bit wet by passing by. This in fact happend yesterday which is the reason for my rant. My 3 yo is learning to kick her feet this stuck up snobby dirty whore of a women decided it be a good idea to tell my child to knock it off..( yay knock off that swimming ) lol.. that was her first mistake mind you the second was to think I was above splashing her Maybeline wearing face! to which I got the OMG and huff.. but made me feel super!

the second cause of this erking me is this... AND mind you its just my opinion, When you take your children to a theme park isn't your intent to interact and have a good time with them? (( most times at least))) or is it to attend the fashion show it has become? When i arrive the first thing I do is fill up the water guns and go nuts... jump in the water and play.... and generally act like an ASS... as a mom I think some play time is good?? am I wrong. I get such looks its nuts. By mid day I look like a MAC truck has run me over but my kids are happy and ready for a nap!!!!! Why has it become in some areas .. or maybe its everywhere or maybe just here in Wonderful UTAH.... ( sarcasm should be noted) that being a mom is more about how you look or what MAMMOTH mormon mobile you drive and how high your hair is poofed in the back... you know that BUMP!!! llmfao oh and how many things you can make your kid do in a month lol that rates you as a mom, rather than the fun you have and the happiness of the child?

Eh I guess I'm simple... kids are happy Im doing good.... kids treat others well and with respect , Im doing good... My kids get out of line, they fear me because I'll Kick an ass or 3 lol see simple. !

my goal to casually swim by the " moms" and have my lil one splash them... Game on Bichs!!!!! lmao.... MWahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Doctors!!

My daughter had her adnoids out and tubes in... easy enough right ??? WRONG. Adnoids gave them some problems so a bit longer in the O.R. ok.... doable.. had to give her morphine for pain k.... understandable. all things were a go came home all ok than about 4 days later she is a different kid. In dr. terms she is "altered" a fever of 102' a horrific rash all over and pain in the back of her head?? wtf OK so I dont want to be "that" mom and didnt rush her to the er I wait till the morning. They take one look at her and note she is "altered" so they draw 97 viles of blood or what seems like that in a 3 yo arm!!! and start to push antibiotics ...

Ok I get it... they say at this point... take her home we'll call with the results. UM OK.!!!!! Im no Doctor.. I am also not an over reactor so I figure I go home... and watch. Last night a repeat preformance... crying in pain the codine not even touching it, fever , rash looks worse. I go in today as per the dr. to be told she has an Infection Of Unknown Origin.. NOW WHAT THE FUCK! she's 3 do you think maybe you could muster up enough get up and figure it the fuck out? So off to the Infectious Diease Dr tomorrow and a cat scan down at primarys childrens hospital. all the while because I know a few of the Dr.s outside of the office one's telling me to worry about meningitis... HU? one telling me to just watch her... and another to get her to the Hospital... BUT in the same breathe telling me she prolly got it from the Hospital and its a breeding ground for germs and infection...WELL no Shit sherlock.

So now I'm home haven't really slept since Sat. Looking at her sleep .. Dont they always look so pethetic when they sleep sick? Pale and just "off" I'm cranky cause Im so concerned... with no real answers .... haven't slept but I still need to be Mom for the other 2... cook, clean.. recitals. Graduations .. and the Girls scout meeting tonight is our service project ... And not one of these God damn Mothers will cover for me!!!! Ry's doing his best.. he is working because if he stays home like he wants I bitch in 2 weeks the pay check sucks. lol.. But he is doing what he can.

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"kim"

One of my rants!!!!

I know out sourcing is a fact of life.. keeps cost down.. ((supposedly))

I know they are trained to reiterate EVERY god damn thing I say. Almost to placate me, like i know I speak with an accent but look i can hear.

I understand they have NO training in the particular field to which they are answering phones for.

I know they make 4.50 an hour and could give a rats ass about my issues.

I do know " let me place you on hold while i speak with my supervisor" is code for Im going to pee brb.

I am very aware you mock me while im on mute with your cubicle buddies.

BUT what I can not stand for anymore is the friggen insult By claiming they are ... MICHELLE... JIM..... DAVE... or JOE. for god fucking sake do not insult my intelligence any further by thinking I cant pronounce your damn name.. if it has syllables and letters chances are I can sound it the fuck out!!!!! try me.

Sorry several hours on the phone with "kim" set me over the edge,

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damn coffee

Ok so in previous blogs I let you all know I lost the fight against the Maxwell house "new" top, well Now my coffee maker has a thing against me.

Last night after the third night of awful sleep and being up from 130am till around 5am i fall asleep only to be woken up by the kids, which was fine expect the coffee my hubby made at 6 was more like spackle and was burnt~ so off to preschool with no coffee but I started it before I left so upon my arrival I would be HAPPY! ! I get home all the way thinking in my head YUMMMy coffeee freshly brewed, I smell it in the garage... Oh the thought, my comfy warm house.... with a warm cup a coffee PEFECT. well WRONG!!!@!

My coffee maker decided to turn on me... I walk to the kitchen only to find a lava like stream of grinds and water EVERYWHERE! .... WHY ... why!!!! I try to find the reason and well there it was.. the friggin filter folded over on its self and created the volcano of SHIT!!!! Yes im aware they make those snazzy mesh ones you just reuse... and well that would be great but when going to the store I, with out a doubt forget the reasons I went in the first place and never remember to purchase one. So the saga of making the coffee continues. I make a fresh pot... I cleaned it all out OR SO I THOUGHT!!!! its perking... grinds in the pot.. WTF... It won ...

I am currently drinking a Coke~

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AoW

I wanted to take some time to thank my fellow AoW clan mates. who actually play with me on a day to day basis.... it takes alotof patience. I am a royal pain in the ass when it comes to CoD4 I only like to play deathmatch. Capture the "fag" lol kills me because i either get stuck babysitting a flag far off from the action.. or I run and gun 9 thousand times and get frustrated..... so I bitch that we're playing deathmatch and they Play still.....

While playing gears I so enjoy being a host whore... And I do well and instead of my clan mates getting mad.. and not coming... they come, they stay and make it their job to destroy me even team kill me !!!!!!

They endure ENDLESSSSS rants and sales pitches about my "Scentsy" and smile and even ORDER to shut me up...

So this is my " thank you art of war" for having such a pain in the ass whinny ,only play deathmatch host whore selling Bitch!!!!!!!! in the clan.

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Easy bake oven MY ass

Ok who ever thought the easy bake oven was easy .... fun...... or practical should be shot.

My oldest daughter now 12 grew up not giving a rats ass about girlie stuff so i was in luck... cars, race tracks, video games, you name she loved it. Than I was lucky enough 6 years ago to meet, fall in love with , and raise my step daughter now 8, Well she is a "girl" in all sense of the word so this last x-mas she asked for one and me being an ass and unfamiliar with the "easy bake oven" i purchased it. Well with luney out of town i try to keep the girls busy so it seemed perfect to do the oven with them... HUGE MISTAKE

so you get the thing out of the box... easy enough ( if you ever had to open a brat doll you appreciate easy open boxs) plug it in.. OH thats right you need a ligth bulb.well all we had was 60 watts well THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. we ran to the store to purchase the 100 watters lol.

Home again excited, my kids full of cookie goodness. Well the fun starts. I have three kids... Do you see the first issue? THEY make everything for 2. ok so as a mom I add a lil more water to make it go a lil more. OK not the answer. so we try a new pack of smore things. we open the package and the SMELL of ASS just is everywhere and my oldest is now wondering wtf is this. but the 2 others are still thrilled. we get it poured and only one fits at a time. NOW this is where i felt like a failure. As i slide the damn tray in it would go out the other side I fought with the god damn tray for about 10 mins which is a life time to a kid, to which on the last shove i shoved it clear out onto the counter to STUNNED kids who than continued to call me an idiot,LMAO

well we put in the other try. the 12 yo did it with no problem if it was appropriate to call her a bitch I WOULD OF. well 12 mins in there.. WRONG 19 mins later it comes out CRAPPY and gooey WTF.. well after some investigation I bought some variant of a soft white bulb and screwed it up.. NEEDLESS to say the easy bake oven is in the trash and we made cookies in the damn oven. Why couldn't she want Light Bright for christmas???

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Holy hell

http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/gone-country/series_about.jhtml

Ok this made me feel so much better. I don't mean to be so negative... wait yes I do, So i've been in a "mood" lately and I was up and flicking through the channels and saw Bobby Brown in a cowboy hat and Marsha Brady aka who knows maureen something crying and looking like a train wreck SO of course i made it louder and watched for a few minutes.

Well it looked like a reality T.V. cast off show.... you know the older ones no one wants to see... the bad one no one thinks he can even form a word never mind write a song. The list goes on. Oh than Carnie wilson... now listen look at her and know Gastric Bypass surgery wont keep you thin if YOU KEEP EATING lol

The premise of the show is to take this RAINBOW of "stars" as I use this word liberally, that come together to be the NEXT Country Star. llmfaoooo BOBBY fukn BROWN lmfao so seeing this made me chuckle and reminded me things could be so much worse !!!!! OH i forgot the best Dee Synder lmfao... ROCK on... stay Hungry ~

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same mistakes

You know that saying , fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on me "

What makes people think fool me 7 more times is ok ?? why do some people have no other way to deal with things but to lie. sometimes the lie its self is more hurtful than the actions.

I often sit back and listen to others and wonder what goes through people's mind. I'd love to know why people lie to those they love.

if you have any input share!!!!!

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avatar

Well cause Of JEEP lmao i made a girlie.. and shrunk it up and made me a avatar lol HOWEVER because im a computer IDIOT i have no clue how to show you all... now i know someone will explain this to me but it still wont help. LMAO so save your time . unless it involves less than 3 steps I am lost alreeady

so you just have to imagine my avatar BIGGER She is called Ninja Nae heheheh but with a big gun

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the joy in the everyday things

I love being able to relax and just play with my 3 year old. I used to have alot of guilt if I didn't run around plan something do something be supermom or be a working mom. I still get up and do all the things a domestic goddess should do. make beds, plan dinner, clean the house, put in the laundry in all that stuff but I love to throw on some sweats and just paint with her and read. Let her "cook" for me and go shopping at the store, which is the pantry lol. I love it !!!!

I have come to conclusion that I would rather go with out some new games.. or a dinner out.... or some new outfits for the ability to stay home. I won't lie I do sometimes miss being with other adults and feeling a sense of worth. But than I look around and know I run a HELL of a house. my kids are good kind respectful lil boogers with wild imaginations which I adore. They are not bumps on a log that have been told not to express themselves, which btw here, where I live is the norm.

I enjoy the day to day routine with the ocassional Girl Scout meeting, the PTA get togethers, and the SCENTSY parties. I love being a mommy. !

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Kids

So I was reading MJ blog over the weekend and it got me thinking. Why are kids these days have such a sense of entitlement. WELL i have a few opinions on this, NOW mind you this is my view of some things so dont go getting defensive or anything LOL.

Ok 1) Why would you expect your kids to pick up if you the parent doesn't. case in point a friend of mine screams at her kid to clean her room. well alone thats a good thing but when the parent is sitting on her ass and the house looks like a tornado hit it I have a huge problem with that.. but I bite my tongue.

2)Yelling about responsibility to a teen. well I agree but when you live in a glass house dont throw BOULDERS... lol have you looked at your check list of things to do... have you looked at your finances?? lol are you any more responsible??

3) Respecting others... this one is golden... I love the parent that stands on the soap box and dictates the rules of respecting others but yet walk through a mall with that same mom and hear the vomit that falls out of the mouth about how people look and "wow did you hear what she did" lol

My kids are all these things respectfull kind responsible... ((at times))) because I try to set an example. NOW before the few of you laugh till you pee.... I am a ray of sunshine to just you guys lmfao you do not have to be perfect but don't expect your kids to be either... All i need from my kids is love and respect.. when they respect other... others things... and them selves Life is good ! OH and my kids fear me LOL that helps they know if i see a shirt on the floor for more than a day.. shirt is in the garbage... if you are texting while im giving a lecture.. it will go out the window... check 1-15 I bet there are a few there.. I stick to my threats.... thats rule one... Dont threaten to threaten MEAN it.... don't worry if you spent 50$ on something the lesson learned by said child whatching you throw something away IS PRICLESS!!! lmfao I love my girls they are fun and loving and sarcastic and sometimes horrid but they know when to stop!!!! I think thats my point. kids will be kids but good parenting with a slight crazy stare from the parent should get em line!!!!! If you have nastey ass entitled little bratz think how what your doing isn't working and try something else...

I live in Utah... I live in a state where good parenting is defined by never cursing never raising your voice and NEVER raising a hand... and yet the kids here are scary... I live differently and think my kids are FABULOUS. lol. I am the few here that think a good yelling or a kick in the ass in a neccessary evil.... I am frowned upon when i tell my 3 year old we will leave the playground if she isnt nice.. I get told OH KIDS WILL BE KIDS.. ..and than i see that parent child screaming and throwing sand in some boys eye and laughing lol I stick by my parenting....

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