Office Pranks.....

I am truly amazed at the number of people that have access to the internet and time on their hands during work hours.  That is never true for me.  I came across this video and thought some of you might be able to appreciate it. 

Back to the Gym

I just got back from the gym.  I dropped my membership about 6 months ago and decided it was time to get back into it.  The reason?  Ack!  I was trying on jeans the other day......thought I might have gained some weight.  5 lbs in 6 months!!!!!!  One could say more to luv.....NOT!!!!!!!  So, I went, did the weight circuit, but reduced each machine by about 10 lbs.  Felt pretty good!  Did some cardio, about 1/2 hour.  That felt good, too.  I forgot that it felt good to work out.  But, tomorrow I think it will not feel so good, any more.  I will be sore, but that's ok.

I have worked out in some way most of my life.  I was a dancer from the time I was 3 years old, which requires a lot of stamina, muscle tone, and practice, practice.  I took up smoking for a few years.  Got married (very, very young), had a couple kids, no exercise other than chasing children.  When I started college, I quit smoking (nasty, deadly addiction) and started running.  Man, was I bad!  But I kept at it.  Most of my adult life I have tried to keep in shape with lifting and cardio, and when i drop out for a while, I always go back.  The gym I go to is affiliated with a hospital.  I feel so young and georgous when I go there.  Much of the time there are people there doing rehab stuff or trying to lose weight.  Doctor's orders.  Me?  I just do my own thing.  But today was most interesting.  I got hit on by a guy pushing a walker.  Yeh!  Hmph!  I don't know what he was thinking!  Well, yes I do........

What I Want For Christmas

It is less than a week until Christmas.  What is on my Christmas list?  Well, the usual things, good health, lotsa money, and world domination.  Other than that, my wants/needs are few.  My mother used to say I wanted the world with a fence around it.  True that.  I told my kids the same thing.  And now my grandkids.  Family, that is important.

I recently read a post by a female member of this website that simply said "I need......to get laid".  Ha!  you know who you are.  Interesting.  A friend of mine told me it had been so long since she had sex that if she spread her legs dust would come pouring out.  Very descriptive.  I am unwilling to act my age.  As far as y'all know, I am 99 years old!  In nursing, at least at the hospital I work at, 99 is simply a non-answer.  When you have to document something, and the patient is nonresponsive, or just doesn't want to answer your question, then it is "99".  That is me.  My husband is ancient, also 99.  He has prostate cancer and has had the surgery, a radical prostatectomy, 12 years ago.  And radiation, about 4 years ago. Talk about dust!!!!!  He would probably kill me, or worse, if he knew I was writing this.  You know men.........and how they measure their manhood.  Ack!  So, what do I really want for Christmas?  To be less dusty.........

Merry Christmas

I found another cute Sims video. Merry Christmas, everyone!

All I Want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is you <insert name here>